To be honest, i never liked the idea of religion. To me, religion is just another form of segregating people just like Race. Its a bullshit idea that everyone is forced to embrace at least one. Now if any of you smart asses wants to say that you are a free thinker and have no religion; GO fuck yourselves cause if you just take a look at your god damn birth cert and then tell me whats written under AGAMA..
Smart ASS!
As for me, im registered under Buddhist but you all should have guessed by now that the number of times i went to the temple is equivalent to the times i said "i love you" to a marchan.
However, all you irrational dicks better dont jump into conclusions and tell me that im lost or whatever. Despite all that, i still believe in God just as much as i believe in the tooth fairy. The thought of a higher existence seems pretty cool hence i find no trouble believing there's someone called God.
However, the God i believe doesn't have a name or religion. There's no such thing as indian god, christian god, chinese god bla bla bla..but only ONE GOD!!
ONLY ONE GOD AND NO MORE!!!
So how do i pray to god if i have no religion?
In case you idiots didnt realize, there's no way of praying that is wrong. You can pray while bungee jumping, falling into a volcano, doing sit ups and practically anything you can think of and its still called PRAYING.
Which fucker said that you have to pray with your eyes closed? Was there a 'praying manual' that i didn't know of?
If you want to pray, then just pray. Pray in your heart or whenever you want to. Instead of being a hypocrite and wake up at 7am just to go to the Sunday mass and then pray with your fellow friends. You call that sincere praying? BULLSHIT!
God doesnt control my life. I control my own life and god is merely an observer.
This is what pisses me off about Christians particularly. Christians idiots especially, have a tendency of saying things like, "GOD will show you the path" "GOD purposely did "that" to test you".
Oh is that right ? So if your dad was killed in an accident because of another drunk driver, then is that GOD's way of testing your patience and faith towards GOD? For all you know, that drunkard might be an angel in disguise to test you. And if you cry, you fail??
So??
Or when your interview has been turned down? Is it another test GOD gave you to see how long you can survive without salary? and if you eat or smile, you FAIL!
UTTER BULLSHIT!!
If you failed your interview , it DEFINITELY isnt GOD'S test but in fact your own resume which has countless typos and also your 7F 3TH(Tak Hadir) SPM result that caused it. Nothing to do with GOD there, so stop blaming him.
There are just so many idiots out there who have this mind set that whatever happens is due to GOD's doing which is not true.
Its NOT GOD's fault if you are a beggar. Its because you never studied hard enough in school and have no sense of achievement. However, tell that to a christian fanatic and he will say,
"its God's test" or "I'm here for a reason"..
FUCK YOU!
Time to wake up and face reality you dipshits.
There's a difference between being strong-faith and retarded. Most of you just don't see the difference.
Your life is yours!! No one else!!! So whatever shit happens to you its due to your own doing and not someone "up there" screwing with your life or testing you.
There are many people around me that are blindly and falsely following whatever they are being told.
Which is wrong because if you aren't allowed to think for yourself, then you're nothing better than a pile of shit.
The biggest bullshit i ever heard from a christian fella was this,
"if you don't believe in Jesus and you continue to question him, when he comes,we will all go to heaven with him whereas those who are not his believers will go to hell."
Nice try dick-head but still not convincing enough.
So are you telling me every other person on earth that has another religion will go to hell?
Sign me up then if that's the case cause if your God is that naive, then there's nothing i can say abut it.
But then again, it isnt God but His followers that are the idiots right?
Its the people who interpret things in their own way and come up with stupid ideas like that that fuck up the whole religion.
I've seen groups of christian youth camps who think so highly of themselves just because they are Christians. Believe it or not, being a christian is actually something COOL for kids nowadays.
Dont believe me? Go up to any teen and ask what religion he's from, most will say they are Christians. And when they do, it as if they start to glow like an angel and everything they say or do is right.
In fact, there was a point in my life where i was surrounded by so many church-going friends that i too wanted to try it out and be a Christian. It seems awfully fun with all the camps and stuff, so i went to this church just to see if for myself.
As soon as i stepped in the church, i was amazed. Believe it or not, the church hall was fucking huge and the floors were marble with straight rows of chairs and a bloody hell big awesome altar in front.
I was astonished but not till i saw the JBL speakers at the top with spotlights and a state-of-the-art console and a set of band equipments. If i was blind-folded and brought into that hall, i would have thought i was at a Gig instead, just that it had some funny smell and was awfully bright.
Anyway, after awhile everyone started to get seated and that was when i saw a parade of teens walking into the hall laughing and talking while listening to another teen who was obviously the leader of the pack. Not long after that the pastor or whatever dude standing wearing a black bath robe started talking.
Guess what, the teens were talking the whole time and no one even cared to ask them to shut the fuck up.
So there i was , first time in church, sitting a few rows in front of those assholes, Couldnt hear a thing the pastor said and was pretty much freezing due to the 12 ceiling air cons blasting so hard as if we were all Eskimos.
After a dreadful 45 minutes of mumbling, the pastor asked us all to rise up for some reason which i didnt even hear thanks to those teens behind.
Just then, a senior guy walked towards the group of teens and spoke to them. At first i thought the guy was also pissed with the teens but what happened next just shocked me.
The teens continued talking while the guy was talking to them. The teens then stood up and walked all the way to front of the altar and each of them started to pick up an instrument and started playing some Christian song.
As for the crowd, they were cheering and singing along as those spoiled mother fuckers played their fucking song.
So lets point the facts out:
1. they weren't paying attention to the pastor the whole time
2. they had no respect for other people who wanted to listen to the sermon
3. they were the supposedly "leaders of the youth camp groups"
4. they are Christians
I dont know about how the church works, but if there was a bunch of teens in a temple and they talked while the monk was talking, each of them would receive a Flying Monkey kick right up their balls and get their asses whopped out of the temple grounds.
But nope, nothing was done at all. Boring!!!!
In case, you were wondering NO i dont have a grudge against the religion. Its the people i hate and their ignorance and bullshit that i cant stand. Had these people not existed, i would have gladly be a Christian but because i dont want to be affiliated with them in any way, i decided not to.
Not all churches are like that, you can go to another church and see , its much better.
Yea, i fell for that fucking lie and what i saw in another church were teens fainting and crying for no fucking reason when the pastor walks up to them and whispers something in their ear.
He must have said stuff like "your parents were killed in an accident" "god hates you" "i am your father" because there is no logic reason to why a person can just faint or cry simultaneously unless of course, you are a retard which i guess they were.
I was just wondering..Does anyone still read this blog?
I'm planning on blogging back but if this site is dead then fuck it, i'll make a new one..
So if you still visit this site..leave a comment.
thanks
Wednesday August 12, 2009
Pathologist: Teoh' s death caused by fall
By WANI MUTHIAH and NURBAITI HAMDAN
Teoh's Inquest (Day 5): Death due to fall
SHAH ALAM: Teoh Beng Hock died of multiple injuries caused by a fall from a high place and the post-mortem showed no signs of defensive injuries or a struggle, an inquest into his death was told.
Senior consultant pathologist Dr Khairul Azman, 51, said the political aide had 22 fractures, abrasions and bruises when the post-mortem was conducted on him on July 17.
However, according to Dr Khairul Azman, of the Klang Tengku Ampuan Rahimah Hospital, none of these injuries indicated that Teoh had sustained them either in a struggle or by defending himself in an attack.
“The injuries detected on Teoh were consistent with impact due to a fall from a high place. Death was also due to multiple injuries caused by fall from a high place,” said the pathologist, who conducted the post-mortem together with Universiti Malaya Medical Centre’s forensic pathologist Dr Prashant Samberkar.
He was also of the view that Teoh had landed on his feet and crashed onto the right side of his body, judging from the impact injuries sustained on his right torso and limbs.
A small piece of bone fragment was also found in Teoh’s right sock and his right leg was also found to have become shorter than his left.
Dr Khairul Azman then demonstrated to the court how he believes Teoh might have landed on the ground after the fall.
Replying to questions posed by lawyer Tan Hock Chuan, who is appointed by the Government to assist coroner Azmil Muntapha Abas, Dr Khairul Azman said Teoh could have died less than 36 hours (a day and a half) before the post-mortem (conducted about noon on July 17), based on the odour and state of rigor mortis.
Teoh, 30, was found dead at 1.30pm on July 16, which was a day after he had gone to the Selangor Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission office located on the 14th and 15th floor of Plaza Masalam near here.
His body was found on the fifth floor. He had been summoned to go there to help investigations into the disbursement of state funds.
Dr Khairul Azman told the inquest that besides fractures in his legs and arms, there were also fractures in Teoh’s skull, neck and jawbone.
Teoh had severe damage to his chest cavity, which was filled with blood.
He had also broken almost all his ribs and had serious damage to the protective ribcage layer that covered his heart.
“There was a lot of internal bleeding in several parts of his body as well as under his skin,” he added.
On another matter, Dr Khairul Azman said it was not a common practice for him to conduct a post-mortem with another pathologist.
“Then why did you perform the post-mortem with Dr Prashant?” asked Tan.
Dr Khairul Azman replied: “The post-mortem was conducted with Dr Prashant due to the request made by his brother Teoh Meng Kee who wanted Dr Prashant to be present.”
Earlier, Gobind Singh Deo, who is representing Teoh’s family, protested that Dr Khairul Azman testified in Bahasa Malaysia although he had written his post-mortem report in English.
Gobind said many crucial points could be lost in the impromptu verbal translation done by Dr Khairul Azman while testifying.
However, Tan argued, saying: “It’s not right to force someone to speak in a language he’s not comfortable with.”
Azmil Muntapha then told Dr Khairul Azman that he was not being compelled to speak in English but urged him to ascertain that nothing was lost in translation.
Dr Khairul Azman agreed to read directly from his report.
The inquest continues today.
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DUH!!
A typical mamak stall:
tukau beng: oi, u guys heard of the new virus? mexican virus, seems to be very serious.. keong kan.. now got flu sure che kong lan d
tukau ben: mexican my ass. swine flu la.. dun worry la u didnt read newspaper? our health minister say malaysians no need worry eh.
tukau keong: yeala.. recession also our country no problem d.. u think some virus can affect us? Lan chiao laaa..
tukau beng: sure or not? this virus very deadly wei..
tukau keong: stop being a pussy la. our health minister already put up thermal scanners and scanning every passenger. No one detected also..even if got, also wont kena la...scared what? Drink your teh ais la...
tukau ben: malaysia strong eh.. We survive so many things, SARS la, Tsunami la, Political Tsunami la, Recession la... Virus no problem la..
Tukau ben, keong and beng : MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
Its no question that malaysians have definitely the capability to do wondrous things. Malaysians are no longer people who live in trees but rather people who is affiliated with the word "Boleh!".
Malaysians can boast to the world to have the worlds tallest twin towers... lansi abit.
Malaysians can also boast that it has a cool F1 circuit in Sepang... lansi abit nia..abit..
Malaysians can also boast to the world that they can send a guy to space and make a typical roti canai set there... fuiyoo!!! lansi !!
Malaysians can sail around the world and back...IN ONE PIECE!! lansi ness to the max!
Now... Malaysians can also boast to the world that Malaysians can even outsmart Technology!!
who is the winner??
What a splendid stunt. And to top it off, our Health minister remains undeterred but comes up with a splendid reason: the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days. THAT IS WHY he manage to SLIP pass the thermal scanners.
Well well well...I guess we can warn the whole world about this tiny little fact now can we? That the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days before showing the symptoms..
This could be be a Nobel prize discovery except for the fact everyone already knows it!
Too bad then.
But seriously, this is something very serious.
Imagine, if even the Malaysian security checkpoints can not detect the virus!! oh my god!! i guess its the end of the world! Malaysia who can say " its ok " to ANYTHING has also screwed up..what chances does other countries have?
kosong!! zero!! ZERO!!!
Tukau beng: but then again, dont worry la.. one case only, other countries got more than one laa...its ok eh...ok wan laaa.. under control eh laaa
It definitely sounds like some futuristic world experience. Just a few clicks on the internet and that brand new sofa from Japan is delivered to your door step without any hassle. Online shopping definitely has been a cool and interesting service that many people are now getting more accustomed to.
However, behind all that awesomeness and convenience, there lies a small detail that many online shops and sellers fail to tell. Which is the absurd and ultimately ridiculous shipping rates they charge.
IF you have never bought anything online, you will never feel the agony and disappointment of someone who has. Which in this case, me.
Let me summarize the whole scenario out:
You're surfing on the net when you stumbled upon a website selling a limited edition superman underwear. Upon viewing the screenshots you fell in love with it and decided to buy the underwear. You check the price and its on a Sale promotion, USD$10!!.
Two words went through your mind and its "Fuck Yea!" and you click the add to cart button. Soon you are directed to the checkout page where you fill in your address and confirm the item to purchase.
Then you see a small box at the bottom. "Shipping Method". Obviously, it makes sense since you have to choose a delivery mode. You click it and you casually choose the Airmail since its the fastest.
The page hangs for a moment. You thought you screwed up but you didnt, the page is just refreshing.
When the page refreshes, nothing seems to have changed. Untill you scroll up and see that your superman underwear is no longer USD$10 but USD$10 + USD$45 = USD$55.
Another two words went throught your brain, "Wha'da Fuck!". You quickly went back to the shipping method and change it to the lowest on the list since its the cheapest.
You take a quick glance back at the total price and it has changes abit... USD$10 + USD$28 = USD$38.
You sigh because USD10 seemed to be a good price and bargain. But after the shipping rates, you realize it no longer is and you woud just have to opt for your Pasar Malam briefs instead.
You close the browser and go to sleep feeling disappointed and wishing you had those superman briefs.
The End.
(the guy eventually committed suicide and No, he didnt get his superman underwear)
So basically, even if you manage to find a superb deal on the internet, the shipping cost would just add back to the price and make it not such a superb deal after all.
Maybe to some USD$45 is not such a big deal since they are purchasing items that cost couple thousand so USD45 seems reasonable, Think again.
Dont be so naive to think that the shipping cost is the same for everything. They also charge you by the weight, smartass.
In the end, shipping costs just fucks up the whole online shopping experience.
For those of you who can read and can afford to buy a newspaper, im sure you would know that the government has decided to increase the petrol prices again.
Personally, after the RM2.70 per litre shit, i dont think anyone will feel for this increase since its a measely 20 cents. Then again i could be wrong since i dont pump petrol that much since i dont have my own car and since i dont really care too.
Anyway, there was this interview with some moron which i can safely assume he's a minister because he's on tv. and this guy presumably was actually announcing to the public the petrol increase.
No question there, i yawned a few times and almost fell asleep untill the part when the guy explained the reason WHY the petrol price is gonna be hiked up.
Using my awesomness and good memory i will write out as much as i can remember of what that idiot said but bear in mind, idiotic words are hard to be remembered yet i did.
"sebab kami naik harga adalah kerana petrol ron 95 dan ron 97 sudah menjadi petrol premium. ya ya ya...petrol premium.. you kena faham.. macam petrol shell vpower.. petrol itu petrol premium...jadi harga pun lebih mahal....jadi s'karang, petrol kami pun petrol premium...jadi....jadi.....kena naik harga la... faham? Sebab petrol kami petrol premium ...bagus!"
Anyone understood what the moron said?
To sum things up, basically, that asshole up there said that their petrol has somewhat been induced with a distilling formula called "Premiumnization". Therefore the price has to be increase as well.
Personally, the guy lost me at 'sebab' . i had to read through a couple times to fully grasp what the poor dick what trying to say..
So drivers out there, be thankful that the petrol you are pumping into your cars are now "PREMIUM" petrols.. I guess your cars will now be able to fly since its petrol is now premium petrol.
Happy Chinese New Year and may all you greedy bastards get all the ang pow you deserve.
Its a new year for the chinese and its the time of the year where we all visit our relatives, some we like, most we hate. So lets just practise our EQ and shut the fuck up and just receive the ang pow regardless of the amount inside.
Its all about family values and reunion .....
If you beleived that shit then you're WRONG!
CNY is all about Ang pow and the amount of cash you get. I always have a great time having the most among my cousins. Losing even by rm1 would result in a headblow to their skull.
So, Collect more ang pows and may this Ox shit year prove to be better than last years shit animal which i even forgot.
my blood boils!! If there was a meter for anger and its used to measure mine right now, it would definitely tip the scales.
To make you all understand much better, i would have to tell you all how it actually started.
One fine day, i was online when i suddenly received a pm from a stranger. After intro-ing for a moment, it turns out it was a friend of my mum whom she hasnt seen for a long time who lives in kl. Therefore out of politeness, i added her and even added her in friendster.
Dont ask me why because at the moment it was all jsut out of politeness.
Soon, her daughter also added me. Dont ger me wrong ,she's just a kid so pratically dont give a fuck as well.
So there you have it, i suddenly have 2 extra contacts in my msn and frienster.
Once in a blue moon, the daughter would pm me like hi and stuff. once again, out of politeness i would reply her and then the convo wouldnt last more than 10 mins for i would go do something more beneficial like sleeping than chatting.
So the amount of time i ever chat with my mum's friend or daughter can be summed up to maximum 1 fucking hour.
In fact , i dont even remember the last time i chatted with them.
Btw, both of them lives in kl so i have never met them my entire life and i dont plan to either .
Then recently, my mum went down to kl to do some of her stuff and also business and somehow the both of them reunited and had a talk.
What happens next pisses me off like fuck.
Turns out, my mums friend told my mum that she has seen my friendster and she knows who i am. For starters, i hardly even met her , so by saying she knows me is actually BS but i'll let it pass.
The next thing she said was "your son i know him, i got chat with him all the time.. But he's very rude, he speaks alot of bad words".
When my mum told me this, i was utterly surprised.
First of all, the number of times i chatted with her or her daughter is less than the number of toes i have.
Secondly, she hasnt even met me and talk to me and she is saying im rude by judging me from my friendster and msn?
What the fuck is this?
Me? Rude??
Speaking profanity is not rude. I can say fuck and screw you all i like because its my choice of words.
Rude is when i go up to my mum's friends and asks her to shut the fuck up for being a nosy bitch and probe around my friendster pm and msn messages.
No doubt about it, my msn pm's are always filled with profanity, So what? Thats my way of expressing myself.
Some people like to sing, some like to do poetry, i like to speak profanity.
Got a problem? Fuck off then..
These are the exact morons who will never learn shit in their life. They treat everything as a taboo. Speak profanity and you are rude.
Who never speaks profanity?
Name me one.
Even if there is, i dont care cause he isnt me. So fuck you for even searching who that patethic person is.
Seriously, this has got to be the biggest shit comment i ever received from a person i hardly know.
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
2 retards living in kl and label peopel who speaks profanity as rude and evil.
The other day while i was at a petrol station, i met a marchan worker. As usual, when i pulled my car in and saw the marchan i was skeptical and worried that the marchan might be actually a thief in disguise. So i made extra precaution to check around before opening the door.
As i stepped out, the marchan started to approach me. Every second, I was expecting to be stabbed and my wallet snatched. I started to even regret driving to the station.
Then, the marchan greeted me and politely ask me in English how much i wanted to pump.
Still skeptical, i replied and him and flipped my wallet open while pressing 999 silently on my phone.
As i handed him the money, he replied with a smile and walked off to pay for me. He then walked back over and said thank you.
To top it off, he even cleaned my windscreen without me asking while i pumped the petrol.
That night, while i was driving away from the station, i had a different perception.
I actually started to believe that marchans are slowly changing.
Then, reality struck and i receive an email which proves that marchans will be marchans and how naive i was to actually believe that the marchans were changing.
Let the pictures speak for themselves.
pure dickheads..
but then again, you cant help but to laugh at the stupidity ..
First of all, i would like to wish all of you (except for marchans) a Happy New Year.
Obviously, i wouldnt wish you good luck and all the best or any of those prosperous shit because those are things you work hard for and not get from other people's wishing.
Then again I'm special so it might work but i still wont wish you, tough luck.
Tonight's gonna be the last day of 2008 and hell was it a great year. Seen That done That bla bla bla..
But always expect the next year to even be more cool and great. So any of those morons who say things like "2008 was the best year EVER!!!" are just plain bullshit spewers cause they would say the same thing next year.
Tonight im gonna spend some quality time with my family and relatives, something i havent been doing for some time and you can bet im fucking happy....NOT!
I'm gonna see those fake shit uncles and aunties smiles and ask me to help them barbecue the fucking chicken wings.. Which i would reply "fuck no!"
For all non marchans out there , happy new year.
For marchans... its obvious what im gonna say but im still gonna say it..
Please PLEASE GET YOURSELF KILLED IN A MAT REMPIT RACE TONIGHT!!
Spare us the rice and food you morons are devouring and wasting..Global food crisis?? You bet with these dicks around.
I'll be looking forward to tomorrow's headlines..Heck i even imagined out the article..
PENANG: Last night, a group of mat rempits collided head on with another group of mat rempit at the intersection of tanjung tokong. All the mat rempits died on the spot due to stupidity. Police identifed the case as a retardism case and no further investigation was necessary. However, video's footage of the comical collision was advised to be uploaded into Youtube for other people's viewing pleasure. All the parents of the victims cried and blamed the road for being so straight, one of the parents who wished to be identifed but was ignored even stripped naked and lied on the road as an act of protest but was later runned over by a mat rempit who turned out to be his other son. Onlookers laughed at the sight and some even threw coins at them while screaming 'encore' . MPPP officials were pissed though for the amount of garbage that expoded out of the mat rempits were devastating.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
