If you're confused what Or Cha means.. Memorise that word and ask some of your slightly smarter friends and I'm sure they can tell you..
I'm sure its a fact that as a Malaysian.. No matter how hard you try not to be racist or friendly..
You will still tend to be a racist once in a while..
Its not like we CHOOSE to be that way but certain situations FORCE us to be a racist..
Damn it but theres no other way!!
I personally has experienced alot of this crap untill I get so pissed off i fidn it so hard to NOT scream out:Niamachibye puki chau or cha.. lu ki kiong kan la!!!
Please stop provoking me , my friendly slightly darker pigment 'brother'..
Just in case you're wondering,
Here are some of the reasons WHY i get pissed off:
1. If you have ever been to a mamak stall, Im sure you have experienced this before..
I personally had to go thorugh this pratically every week because i go to the mamak stall often..
This is how the 'shit' happens..
It all starts like this, you and your group of friends walk in to the mamak stall and sits down..
You're all talking about games/work/girls/etcetc while waiting for the waiter to come..
After 15 minutes, the or cha waiter finally decides to stop watching the retarded TNA wrestling on the big screen and walks to your table..
He stands there and stares at you..
However, every now and then he never fails to turn his head over to the screen and watch some idiot do a 'Clothes-line" to the other guy who will somehow be able to regain super-human strength and pin the guy down..
Or Cha: minum?
*orders taken*
Or Cha: makan?
*walks away*
Seriously but thats all he ever says..He just stands there and says 2 words..
"minum...makan"
This however isnt what pisses me off but its his stupid expression..
You will NEVER know if he is listening to you or not..
Me: sirap limau
*or cha stares at the screen and scratches his shoulder*
Me: errr... sirap limau satuu...
*or cha continues to stare at the screen and starts scartching his other shoulder*
Me: Oi BOss!! Sirap limau satu..
Then when he finally hears you, he will act as if he was listening the whole time and puts on his retarded innocent face.
*nods head*
Or cha: makan?
And then he will start staring at the screen again and the whole scene repeats itself..
If this doesnt piss you off, well wait till you try to order to them directly..
One night, i was pretty pissed at the way the waiter was responding to me that i walked over to the waiter in the stall to order..
Me: Boss!! Maggi goreng satu
Or Cha 1: Oh noooo.. you order kat sana..sini air,
WTF!!! I had no idea that the mamaks there were divided into departments!! Wow.. Are they that systematic??
So i walked over to the waiter nearest to the maggi stall
Me: ei boss.. Maggi goreng satu
Or cha 2: oh nooo.. you order dekat dia.. *points to Or cha 3*
Me: tapi you kat sini kan.saya order kat lu la
Then or cha 2 starts pulling a long face as if i pissed on his shoes and walks off..
OMFG!! It sounds so ridiculous right? Certain or chas do certain jobs..
Its like if they had 20 workers there..
2: drinks ONLY
2: wipe tables ONLY
2: take orders ONLY
2: make roti canai ONLY
2: control the nasi kandar HQ ONLY
2: make tandoori ONLY
8: stand in different locations to make the place look more crowded.
Sucks~
Besides that, there is one part which i never really understood..
WHY in Heavens Name Are we calling the Or Cha's 'BOSS' ??
"boss teh ais satu...boss roti satu..boss etc etc"
And the funny thing is, they will respond saying
"yes boss...baik boss"
So, who's the 'boss' now?
Us or them?? I never got the idea..
But then again..its a fact that the food there is superb..and thats why i have to endure with this crap although its stupid..
(to be continued...while i think of other reasons)
