THE VEGEMASTER LIFE

Radio Censorship is the dumbest thing in the world Universe. I dont know about radio stations in other countries but i am 100% sure the radio stations here suck and are filled with crap.

I was on my way home from lunch the other day, embarrassing to say, i was listening to Hitz Fm. Why??

Cause i have no other fucking stations to choose from. Yea yea. there's FlyFM and some other DingDong FM but knowing the fact that all those other stations suck too doesnt really encourage me to change the channels.

So i was on Hitz FM, the so called #1 radio station in Malaysia when they started to play a song by Beyonce, titled If i were a Boy.

Personally, i feel that the song is retarded but thats not the main point.
Anyway, halfway through that song, there was a brief silence which was obviously a censorship.

I felt kind of surprised because i never knew Beyonce included words like "Fuck" and "Dick" in her songs, therefore i assumed that it must have been JayZ's bad influence.

When i got home, i went to the internet and checked for the lyrics. And guess what the word censored was...

BEER

I was utterly shocked so i went to check again. This time for the "unedited" version. Cause i know sometimes there are songs that are radio-edited. And every other lyrics site also came up with the word "BEER".

So someone please for god sake tell, What in the fucked up world is wrong with our censorship board?

Even the word BEER is censored? Seriously, this is as retarded as it can almost get but since im living in a Malaysia-boleh Country, i wouldnt bet on it.

If they censored words like Fuck, i wouldnt be surprised. But the fact that they censor is already dumb actually.

Censorship are for pussies. Only pussies need a censored version of the song. What the fucks their problem? If they know the song has profanity, then dont listen to it. Why listen to it and then censor the best part of the song?

Thats just being hypocritic.

Censorship is the most retarded thing . If i were to rule the world, the first thing i would ban is censorship. Next would be the total genocide of morons and retards a.k.a marchan. Then FREE PSP for everyone who has thumbs. After that global warming and whatever-not-what shit can come.

People who listens to censored songs are retards. Only retards are naive enough to not know what the word is censored. Whats their reason of censoring ?? Every asshole on the face of the planet can guess what the word is.

What the -pause- ! its FUCK
-pause- OFF! its Fuck
mother -pause-ER!! its Fuck AGAIN!!
IS IT THAT HARD TO GUESS?

Seriously is there any other word that can be used?

I never saw the impact of censorship untill today. The fact that even the word "beer" is censored really cracks me up.

I felt like God knew i was having a bad day therefore he tried to make me laugh by censoring a word that no one gives a shit about.

Thats the problem with censorship. Its doesnt help at all. The more they censor the word and try to hide it, the more it is actually being spread.

If everyone said and used the word Fuck like normal, then it would no longer be a problem. The fact that its being censored now has created a subliminal message that everytime there is a pause in the radio or show, it is assumed to be the word Fuck. Even if it is some other retarded word like "BEER" it is still assumed as Fuck.

So instead of helping the younger generation , its actually encouraging them to use it more often.
WEll, thats what our country does best i guess.

The only reason i can think of why censorship exist is that there are too many unemployed marchans. Therefore the government must create a department for them so that they can get their gaji-buta and then go home to feed more marchans who will marry other marchans and create more marchans resulting in a sharp decline of fertilizer because thats their daily staple.

At any random day, the papa marchan will open the dictionary with his toes (Yes, they are descendants of the chimpanzee) and choose a random word to censor.

I've came up with a list of words and the reason it will be censored too.

"love" = cause it would encourage marchans to feel the urge to love and therefore rape
"moron" = cause it would be rude to say the marchans name on air everyday
"shit" = cause thats their food
"car" = cause they cant afford to get one
"imbecile" = cause they wont understand what it means although its actually their other name

The list goes on..and on...


458,234 marchans dont know what the censored word is whereas the rest cant afford a radio in the first place