There's a saying " the grass is always greener on the other side". Correct me if i'm wrong, but i think these sort of "wise" words are called proverbs. even if im wrong, fuck it.. i dont care.
What the hell does "the grass always greener on the other side??" even mean?
It doesnt make any sense at all.
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then wouldnt the same prick on the other side see your side as the greener side?
*WHAM* a slap right across you proverb lovers. Finally, you realize a part of your stupidity?
Proverbs are the most ridiculous things are i have ever heard. Ever since in standard 3, we were taught what is called "peribahasa" in school.
All those bullshit like "sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya akan jatuh ke tanah juga" to "biar putih tulang jangan putih mata.".
Seriously, who the fuck needs proverbs? It just a waste of brain memory if you ask me. Not to me of course because my brain rocks, im talking about those sad losers who cant even spell. Who even uses proverbs for god sake??
Anyone who uses proverbs should be stripped naked and receive public caning on top of the Petronas twin towers. So that everyone can know what a moron he was and never repeat the same mistake he does.
Replying with a proverb could be the dumbest thing a person can ever do.
Lets take this scenario for example:
Dick: i just watched Oceans 12 last night, in the end NightFox lost to ocean's team.
Dick 2 : sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya akan jatuh ke tanah juga.
Dick :.........
See what i mean?
Like always, there are bound to be a group of people who disagree with me. That just proves that you're a dick because you did not read my disclaimer.
Some of you will defend by saying that its just a metaphor and its meaning is whats important.
But why the fuck will i want to go through all that when i can just say it in a normal sentence.
The reason you say a proverb to another person can only be understand by me as an attempt to look smarter in front of a moron. And why would you want to impress a moron?
If that guy wasnt a moron, he'll definitely fuck you for using a proverb to judge him.
Disagree all you want but proverbs still suck. I've been trying to forget proverbs the day i got them and i still cant. thanks to the brainwash of our retarded schools.
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zewt commented at 11:26 AM~
what about chinese proverbs?
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