Malaysia Boleh!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

A typical mamak stall:

tukau beng: oi, u guys heard of the new virus? mexican virus, seems to be very serious.. keong kan.. now got flu sure che kong lan d

tukau ben: mexican my ass. swine flu la.. dun worry la u didnt read newspaper? our health minister say malaysians no need worry eh.

tukau keong: yeala.. recession also our country no problem d.. u think some virus can affect us? Lan chiao laaa..

tukau beng: sure or not? this virus very deadly wei..

tukau keong: stop being a pussy la. our health minister already put up thermal scanners and scanning every passenger. No one detected also..even if got, also wont kena la...scared what? Drink your teh ais la...

tukau ben: malaysia strong eh.. We survive so many things, SARS la, Tsunami la, Political Tsunami la, Recession la... Virus no problem la..

Tukau ben, keong and beng : MALAYSIA BOLEH!!


Its no question that malaysians have definitely the capability to do wondrous things. Malaysians are no longer people who live in trees but rather people who is affiliated with the word "Boleh!".

Malaysians can boast to the world to have the worlds tallest twin towers... lansi abit.
Malaysians can also boast that it has a cool F1 circuit in Sepang... lansi abit nia..abit..
Malaysians can also boast to the world that they can send a guy to space and make a typical roti canai set there... fuiyoo!!! lansi !!
Malaysians can sail around the world and back...IN ONE PIECE!! lansi ness to the max!
Now... Malaysians can also boast to the world that Malaysians can even outsmart Technology!!

who is the winner??

Our very own 21 year old malaysian who "slipped" through the thermal scanners, security checkpoints, stayed at home for a couple of days, infected god knows how many people already BEFORE being quarantined. the guy is now in a stable condition and is receiving anti-viral treatment but who knows how true this is.. lets just hope for the best for the poor guy.

What a splendid stunt. And to top it off, our Health minister remains undeterred but comes up with a splendid reason: the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days. THAT IS WHY he manage to SLIP pass the thermal scanners.

Well well well...I guess we can warn the whole world about this tiny little fact now can we? That the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days before showing the symptoms..

This could be be a Nobel prize discovery except for the fact everyone already knows it!
Too bad then.

But seriously, this is something very serious.

Imagine, if even the Malaysian security checkpoints can not detect the virus!! oh my god!! i guess its the end of the world! Malaysia who can say " its ok " to ANYTHING has also screwed up..what chances does other countries have?

kosong!! zero!! ZERO!!!

Tukau beng: but then again, dont worry la.. one case only, other countries got more than one laa...its ok eh...ok wan laaa.. under control eh laaa

posted by vegemaster

at 6:08 PM Permalink



1 Comments:
Blogger zewt commented at 10:38 PM~  

i've said it since 2 weeks ago i think... our boleh-ness put to the test... and i am darn sure we will fail. and indeed we failed.

just 2 weeks ago, i went to church and saw a friend who just returned from... ME-XI-CO... she happily go to church... what check? what quarantined. I am not saying i want my friend to be quarantined but... let's just say... nothing much was done.

for them to actually publish that there is actually a confirm case... makes me think that this is only the tip of the iceberg.

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