Thursday, September 03, 2009

To be honest, i never liked the idea of religion. To me, religion is just another form of segregating people just like Race. Its a bullshit idea that everyone is forced to embrace at least one. Now if any of you smart asses wants to say that you are a free thinker and have no religion; GO fuck yourselves cause if you just take a look at your god damn birth cert and then tell me whats written under AGAMA..

Smart ASS!

As for me, im registered under Buddhist but you all should have guessed by now that the number of times i went to the temple is equivalent to the times i said "i love you" to a marchan.

However, all you irrational dicks better dont jump into conclusions and tell me that im lost or whatever. Despite all that, i still believe in God just as much as i believe in the tooth fairy. The thought of a higher existence seems pretty cool hence i find no trouble believing there's someone called God.

However, the God i believe doesn't have a name or religion. There's no such thing as indian god, christian god, chinese god bla bla bla..but only ONE GOD!!

ONLY ONE GOD AND NO MORE!!!

So how do i pray to god if i have no religion?

In case you idiots didnt realize, there's no way of praying that is wrong. You can pray while bungee jumping, falling into a volcano, doing sit ups and practically anything you can think of and its still called PRAYING.

Which fucker said that you have to pray with your eyes closed? Was there a 'praying manual' that i didn't know of?

If you want to pray, then just pray. Pray in your heart or whenever you want to. Instead of being a hypocrite and wake up at 7am just to go to the Sunday mass and then pray with your fellow friends. You call that sincere praying? BULLSHIT!

God doesnt control my life. I control my own life and god is merely an observer.

This is what pisses me off about Christians particularly. Christians idiots especially, have a tendency of saying things like, "GOD will show you the path" "GOD purposely did "that" to test you".

Oh is that right ? So if your dad was killed in an accident because of another drunk driver, then is that GOD's way of testing your patience and faith towards GOD? For all you know, that drunkard might be an angel in disguise to test you. And if you cry, you fail??
So??

Or when your interview has been turned down? Is it another test GOD gave you to see how long you can survive without salary? and if you eat or smile, you FAIL!

UTTER BULLSHIT!!

If you failed your interview , it DEFINITELY isnt GOD'S test but in fact your own resume which has countless typos and also your 7F 3TH(Tak Hadir) SPM result that caused it. Nothing to do with GOD there, so stop blaming him.

There are just so many idiots out there who have this mind set that whatever happens is due to GOD's doing which is not true.

Its NOT GOD's fault if you are a beggar. Its because you never studied hard enough in school and have no sense of achievement. However, tell that to a christian fanatic and he will say,
"its God's test" or "I'm here for a reason"..

FUCK YOU!

Time to wake up and face reality you dipshits.
There's a difference between being strong-faith and retarded. Most of you just don't see the difference.

Your life is yours!! No one else!!! So whatever shit happens to you its due to your own doing and not someone "up there" screwing with your life or testing you.

There are many people around me that are blindly and falsely following whatever they are being told.
Which is wrong because if you aren't allowed to think for yourself, then you're nothing better than a pile of shit.

The biggest bullshit i ever heard from a christian fella was this,
"if you don't believe in Jesus and you continue to question him, when he comes,we will all go to heaven with him whereas those who are not his believers will go to hell."

Nice try dick-head but still not convincing enough.

So are you telling me every other person on earth that has another religion will go to hell?
Sign me up then if that's the case cause if your God is that naive, then there's nothing i can say abut it.

But then again, it isnt God but His followers that are the idiots right?
Its the people who interpret things in their own way and come up with stupid ideas like that that fuck up the whole religion.

I've seen groups of christian youth camps who think so highly of themselves just because they are Christians. Believe it or not, being a christian is actually something COOL for kids nowadays.

Dont believe me? Go up to any teen and ask what religion he's from, most will say they are Christians. And when they do, it as if they start to glow like an angel and everything they say or do is right.

In fact, there was a point in my life where i was surrounded by so many church-going friends that i too wanted to try it out and be a Christian. It seems awfully fun with all the camps and stuff, so i went to this church just to see if for myself.

As soon as i stepped in the church, i was amazed. Believe it or not, the church hall was fucking huge and the floors were marble with straight rows of chairs and a bloody hell big awesome altar in front.

I was astonished but not till i saw the JBL speakers at the top with spotlights and a state-of-the-art console and a set of band equipments. If i was blind-folded and brought into that hall, i would have thought i was at a Gig instead, just that it had some funny smell and was awfully bright.

Anyway, after awhile everyone started to get seated and that was when i saw a parade of teens walking into the hall laughing and talking while listening to another teen who was obviously the leader of the pack. Not long after that the pastor or whatever dude standing wearing a black bath robe started talking.

Guess what, the teens were talking the whole time and no one even cared to ask them to shut the fuck up.
So there i was , first time in church, sitting a few rows in front of those assholes, Couldnt hear a thing the pastor said and was pretty much freezing due to the 12 ceiling air cons blasting so hard as if we were all Eskimos.

After a dreadful 45 minutes of mumbling, the pastor asked us all to rise up for some reason which i didnt even hear thanks to those teens behind.

Just then, a senior guy walked towards the group of teens and spoke to them. At first i thought the guy was also pissed with the teens but what happened next just shocked me.

The teens continued talking while the guy was talking to them. The teens then stood up and walked all the way to front of the altar and each of them started to pick up an instrument and started playing some Christian song.

As for the crowd, they were cheering and singing along as those spoiled mother fuckers played their fucking song.

So lets point the facts out:

1. they weren't paying attention to the pastor the whole time
2. they had no respect for other people who wanted to listen to the sermon
3. they were the supposedly "leaders of the youth camp groups"
4. they are Christians

I dont know about how the church works, but if there was a bunch of teens in a temple and they talked while the monk was talking, each of them would receive a Flying Monkey kick right up their balls and get their asses whopped out of the temple grounds.

But nope, nothing was done at all. Boring!!!!

In case, you were wondering NO i dont have a grudge against the religion. Its the people i hate and their ignorance and bullshit that i cant stand. Had these people not existed, i would have gladly be a Christian but because i dont want to be affiliated with them in any way, i decided not to.

Not all churches are like that, you can go to another church and see , its much better.

Yea, i fell for that fucking lie and what i saw in another church were teens fainting and crying for no fucking reason when the pastor walks up to them and whispers something in their ear.

He must have said stuff like "your parents were killed in an accident" "god hates you" "i am your father" because there is no logic reason to why a person can just faint or cry simultaneously unless of course, you are a retard which i guess they were.

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