THE VEGEMASTER LIFE

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2009-09-03T16:49:00.006+08:00

To be honest, i never liked the idea of religion. To me, religion is just another form of segregating people just like Race. Its a bullshit idea that everyone is forced to embrace at least one. Now if any of you smart asses wants to say that you are a free thinker and have no religion; GO fuck yourselves cause if you just take a look at your god damn birth cert and then tell me whats written under AGAMA..

Smart ASS!

As for me, im registered under Buddhist but you all should have guessed by now that the number of times i went to the temple is equivalent to the times i said "i love you" to a marchan.

However, all you irrational dicks better dont jump into conclusions and tell me that im lost or whatever. Despite all that, i still believe in God just as much as i believe in the tooth fairy. The thought of a higher existence seems pretty cool hence i find no trouble believing there's someone called God.

However, the God i believe doesn't have a name or religion. There's no such thing as indian god, christian god, chinese god bla bla bla..but only ONE GOD!!

ONLY ONE GOD AND NO MORE!!!

So how do i pray to god if i have no religion?

In case you idiots didnt realize, there's no way of praying that is wrong. You can pray while bungee jumping, falling into a volcano, doing sit ups and practically anything you can think of and its still called PRAYING.

Which fucker said that you have to pray with your eyes closed? Was there a 'praying manual' that i didn't know of?

If you want to pray, then just pray. Pray in your heart or whenever you want to. Instead of being a hypocrite and wake up at 7am just to go to the Sunday mass and then pray with your fellow friends. You call that sincere praying? BULLSHIT!

God doesnt control my life. I control my own life and god is merely an observer.

This is what pisses me off about Christians particularly. Christians idiots especially, have a tendency of saying things like, "GOD will show you the path" "GOD purposely did "that" to test you".

Oh is that right ? So if your dad was killed in an accident because of another drunk driver, then is that GOD's way of testing your patience and faith towards GOD? For all you know, that drunkard might be an angel in disguise to test you. And if you cry, you fail??
So??

Or when your interview has been turned down? Is it another test GOD gave you to see how long you can survive without salary? and if you eat or smile, you FAIL!

UTTER BULLSHIT!!

If you failed your interview , it DEFINITELY isnt GOD'S test but in fact your own resume which has countless typos and also your 7F 3TH(Tak Hadir) SPM result that caused it. Nothing to do with GOD there, so stop blaming him.

There are just so many idiots out there who have this mind set that whatever happens is due to GOD's doing which is not true.

Its NOT GOD's fault if you are a beggar. Its because you never studied hard enough in school and have no sense of achievement. However, tell that to a christian fanatic and he will say,
"its God's test" or "I'm here for a reason"..

FUCK YOU!

Time to wake up and face reality you dipshits.
There's a difference between being strong-faith and retarded. Most of you just don't see the difference.

Your life is yours!! No one else!!! So whatever shit happens to you its due to your own doing and not someone "up there" screwing with your life or testing you.

There are many people around me that are blindly and falsely following whatever they are being told.
Which is wrong because if you aren't allowed to think for yourself, then you're nothing better than a pile of shit.

The biggest bullshit i ever heard from a christian fella was this,
"if you don't believe in Jesus and you continue to question him, when he comes,we will all go to heaven with him whereas those who are not his believers will go to hell."

Nice try dick-head but still not convincing enough.

So are you telling me every other person on earth that has another religion will go to hell?
Sign me up then if that's the case cause if your God is that naive, then there's nothing i can say abut it.

But then again, it isnt God but His followers that are the idiots right?
Its the people who interpret things in their own way and come up with stupid ideas like that that fuck up the whole religion.

I've seen groups of christian youth camps who think so highly of themselves just because they are Christians. Believe it or not, being a christian is actually something COOL for kids nowadays.

Dont believe me? Go up to any teen and ask what religion he's from, most will say they are Christians. And when they do, it as if they start to glow like an angel and everything they say or do is right.

In fact, there was a point in my life where i was surrounded by so many church-going friends that i too wanted to try it out and be a Christian. It seems awfully fun with all the camps and stuff, so i went to this church just to see if for myself.

As soon as i stepped in the church, i was amazed. Believe it or not, the church hall was fucking huge and the floors were marble with straight rows of chairs and a bloody hell big awesome altar in front.

I was astonished but not till i saw the JBL speakers at the top with spotlights and a state-of-the-art console and a set of band equipments. If i was blind-folded and brought into that hall, i would have thought i was at a Gig instead, just that it had some funny smell and was awfully bright.

Anyway, after awhile everyone started to get seated and that was when i saw a parade of teens walking into the hall laughing and talking while listening to another teen who was obviously the leader of the pack. Not long after that the pastor or whatever dude standing wearing a black bath robe started talking.

Guess what, the teens were talking the whole time and no one even cared to ask them to shut the fuck up.
So there i was , first time in church, sitting a few rows in front of those assholes, Couldnt hear a thing the pastor said and was pretty much freezing due to the 12 ceiling air cons blasting so hard as if we were all Eskimos.

After a dreadful 45 minutes of mumbling, the pastor asked us all to rise up for some reason which i didnt even hear thanks to those teens behind.

Just then, a senior guy walked towards the group of teens and spoke to them. At first i thought the guy was also pissed with the teens but what happened next just shocked me.

The teens continued talking while the guy was talking to them. The teens then stood up and walked all the way to front of the altar and each of them started to pick up an instrument and started playing some Christian song.

As for the crowd, they were cheering and singing along as those spoiled mother fuckers played their fucking song.

So lets point the facts out:

1. they weren't paying attention to the pastor the whole time
2. they had no respect for other people who wanted to listen to the sermon
3. they were the supposedly "leaders of the youth camp groups"
4. they are Christians

I dont know about how the church works, but if there was a bunch of teens in a temple and they talked while the monk was talking, each of them would receive a Flying Monkey kick right up their balls and get their asses whopped out of the temple grounds.

But nope, nothing was done at all. Boring!!!!

In case, you were wondering NO i dont have a grudge against the religion. Its the people i hate and their ignorance and bullshit that i cant stand. Had these people not existed, i would have gladly be a Christian but because i dont want to be affiliated with them in any way, i decided not to.

Not all churches are like that, you can go to another church and see , its much better.

Yea, i fell for that fucking lie and what i saw in another church were teens fainting and crying for no fucking reason when the pastor walks up to them and whispers something in their ear.

He must have said stuff like "your parents were killed in an accident" "god hates you" "i am your father" because there is no logic reason to why a person can just faint or cry simultaneously unless of course, you are a retard which i guess they were.

Test...test.....test

2009-08-14T16:54:00.001+08:00

I was just wondering..Does anyone still read this blog?

I'm planning on blogging back but if this site is dead then fuck it, i'll make a new one..

So if you still visit this site..leave a comment.

~~thanks~~

Pathologist: Teoh' s death CAUSED BY FALL.

2009-08-12T09:25:00.001+08:00

Wednesday August 12, 2009

Pathologist: Teoh' s death caused by fall

By WANI MUTHIAH and NURBAITI HAMDAN

Teoh's Inquest (Day 5): Death due to fall

SHAH ALAM: Teoh Beng Hock died of multiple injuries caused by a fall from a high place and the post-mortem showed no signs of defensive injuries or a struggle, an inquest into his death was told.

Senior consultant pathologist Dr Khairul Azman, 51, said the political aide had 22 fractures, abrasions and bruises when the post-mortem was conducted on him on July 17.

However, according to Dr Khairul Azman, of the Klang Tengku Ampuan Rahimah Hospital, none of these injuries indicated that Teoh had sustained them either in a struggle or by defending himself in an attack.

“The injuries detected on Teoh were consistent with impact due to a fall from a high place. Death was also due to multiple injuries caused by fall from a high place,” said the pathologist, who conducted the post-mortem together with Universiti Malaya Medical Centre’s forensic pathologist Dr Prashant Samberkar.

He was also of the view that Teoh had landed on his feet and crashed onto the right side of his body, judging from the impact injuries sustained on his right torso and limbs.

A small piece of bone fragment was also found in Teoh’s right sock and his right leg was also found to have become shorter than his left.

Dr Khairul Azman then demonstrated to the court how he believes Teoh might have landed on the ground after the fall.

Replying to questions posed by lawyer Tan Hock Chuan, who is appointed by the Government to assist coroner Azmil Muntapha Abas, Dr Khairul Azman said Teoh could have died less than 36 hours (a day and a half) before the post-mortem (conducted about noon on July 17), based on the odour and state of rigor mortis.

Teoh, 30, was found dead at 1.30pm on July 16, which was a day after he had gone to the Selangor Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission office located on the 14th and 15th floor of Plaza Masalam near here.

His body was found on the fifth floor. He had been summoned to go there to help investigations into the disbursement of state funds.

Dr Khairul Azman told the inquest that besides fractures in his legs and arms, there were also fractures in Teoh’s skull, neck and jawbone.

Teoh had severe damage to his chest cavity, which was filled with blood.

He had also broken almost all his ribs and had serious damage to the protective ribcage layer that covered his heart.

“There was a lot of internal bleeding in several parts of his body as well as under his skin,” he added.

On another matter, Dr Khairul Azman said it was not a common practice for him to conduct a post-mortem with another pathologist.

“Then why did you perform the post-mortem with Dr Prashant?” asked Tan.

Dr Khairul Azman replied: “The post-mortem was conducted with Dr Prashant due to the request made by his brother Teoh Meng Kee who wanted Dr Prashant to be present.”

Earlier, Gobind Singh Deo, who is representing Teoh’s family, protested that Dr Khairul Azman testified in Bahasa Malaysia although he had written his post-mortem report in English.

Gobind said many crucial points could be lost in the impromptu verbal translation done by Dr Khairul Azman while testifying.

However, Tan argued, saying: “It’s not right to force someone to speak in a language he’s not comfortable with.”

Azmil Muntapha then told Dr Khairul Azman that he was not being compelled to speak in English but urged him to ascertain that nothing was lost in translation.

Dr Khairul Azman agreed to read directly from his report.

The inquest continues today.

DUH!!

Malaysia Boleh!!!

2009-05-15T18:08:00.005+08:00

A typical mamak stall:

tukau beng: oi, u guys heard of the new virus? mexican virus, seems to be very serious.. keong kan.. now got flu sure che kong lan d

tukau ben: mexican my ass. swine flu la.. dun worry la u didnt read newspaper? our health minister say malaysians no need worry eh.

tukau keong: yeala.. recession also our country no problem d.. u think some virus can affect us? Lan chiao laaa..

tukau beng: sure or not? this virus very deadly wei..

tukau keong: stop being a pussy la. our health minister already put up thermal scanners and scanning every passenger. No one detected also..even if got, also wont kena la...scared what? Drink your teh ais la...

tukau ben: malaysia strong eh.. We survive so many things, SARS la, Tsunami la, Political Tsunami la, Recession la... Virus no problem la..

Tukau ben, keong and beng : MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

Its no question that malaysians have definitely the capability to do wondrous things. Malaysians are no longer people who live in trees but rather people who is affiliated with the word "Boleh!".

Malaysians can boast to the world to have the worlds tallest twin towers... lansi abit.
Malaysians can also boast that it has a cool F1 circuit in Sepang... lansi abit nia..abit..
Malaysians can also boast to the world that they can send a guy to space and make a typical roti canai set there... fuiyoo!!! lansi !!
Malaysians can sail around the world and back...IN ONE PIECE!! lansi ness to the max!
Now... Malaysians can also boast to the world that Malaysians can even outsmart Technology!!

who is the winner??

click here

Our very own 21 year old malaysian who "slipped" through the thermal scanners, security checkpoints, stayed at home for a couple of days, infected god knows how many people already BEFORE being quarantined. the guy is now in a stable condition and is receiving anti-viral treatment but who knows how true this is.. lets just hope for the best for the poor guy.

What a splendid stunt. And to top it off, our Health minister remains undeterred but comes up with a splendid reason: the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days. THAT IS WHY he manage to SLIP pass the thermal scanners.

Well well well...I guess we can warn the whole world about this tiny little fact now can we? That the virus can remain incubated in the human body for a few days before showing the symptoms..

This could be be a Nobel prize discovery except for the fact everyone already knows it!
Too bad then.

But seriously, this is something very serious.

Imagine, if even the Malaysian security checkpoints can not detect the virus!! oh my god!! i guess its the end of the world! Malaysia who can say " its ok " to ANYTHING has also screwed up..what chances does other countries have?

kosong!! zero!! ZERO!!!

Tukau beng: but then again, dont worry la.. one case only, other countries got more than one laa...its ok eh...ok wan laaa.. under control eh laaa

Online Shopping is Crap!

2009-05-14T12:02:00.004+08:00

It definitely sounds like some futuristic world experience. Just a few clicks on the internet and that brand new sofa from Japan is delivered to your door step without any hassle. Online shopping definitely has been a cool and interesting service that many people are now getting more accustomed to.

However, behind all that awesomeness and convenience, there lies a small detail that many online shops and sellers fail to tell. Which is the absurd and ultimately ridiculous shipping rates they charge.

IF you have never bought anything online, you will never feel the agony and disappointment of someone who has. Which in this case, me.

Let me summarize the whole scenario out:

You're surfing on the net when you stumbled upon a website selling a limited edition superman underwear. Upon viewing the screenshots you fell in love with it and decided to buy the underwear. You check the price and its on a Sale promotion, USD$10!!.

Two words went through your mind and its "Fuck Yea!" and you click the add to cart button. Soon you are directed to the checkout page where you fill in your address and confirm the item to purchase.

Then you see a small box at the bottom. "Shipping Method". Obviously, it makes sense since you have to choose a delivery mode. You click it and you casually choose the Airmail since its the fastest.

The page hangs for a moment. You thought you screwed up but you didnt, the page is just refreshing.

When the page refreshes, nothing seems to have changed. Untill you scroll up and see that your superman underwear is no longer USD$10 but USD$10 + USD$45 = USD$55.

Another two words went throught your brain, "Wha'da Fuck!". You quickly went back to the shipping method and change it to the lowest on the list since its the cheapest.

You take a quick glance back at the total price and it has changes abit... USD$10 + USD$28 = USD$38.

You sigh because USD10 seemed to be a good price and bargain. But after the shipping rates, you realize it no longer is and you woud just have to opt for your Pasar Malam briefs instead.
You close the browser and go to sleep feeling disappointed and wishing you had those superman briefs.

The End.
(the guy eventually committed suicide and No, he didnt get his superman underwear)

So basically, even if you manage to find a superb deal on the internet, the shipping cost would just add back to the price and make it not such a superb deal after all.

Maybe to some USD$45 is not such a big deal since they are purchasing items that cost couple thousand so USD45 seems reasonable, Think again.

Dont be so naive to think that the shipping cost is the same for everything. They also charge you by the weight, smartass.

In the end, shipping costs just fucks up the whole online shopping experience.

Petrol blues.

2009-05-13T01:56:00.003+08:00

For those of you who can read and can afford to buy a newspaper, im sure you would know that the government has decided to increase the petrol prices again.

Personally, after the RM2.70 per litre shit, i dont think anyone will feel for this increase since its a measely 20 cents. Then again i could be wrong since i dont pump petrol that much since i dont have my own car and since i dont really care too.

Anyway, there was this interview with some moron which i can safely assume he's a minister because he's on tv. and this guy presumably was actually announcing to the public the petrol increase.

No question there, i yawned a few times and almost fell asleep untill the part when the guy explained the reason WHY the petrol price is gonna be hiked up.

Using my awesomness and good memory i will write out as much as i can remember of what that idiot said but bear in mind, idiotic words are hard to be remembered yet i did.

"sebab kami naik harga adalah kerana petrol ron 95 dan ron 97 sudah menjadi petrol premium. ya ya ya...petrol premium.. you kena faham.. macam petrol shell vpower.. petrol itu petrol premium...jadi harga pun lebih mahal....jadi s'karang, petrol kami pun petrol premium...jadi....jadi.....kena naik harga la... faham? Sebab petrol kami petrol premium ...bagus!"

Anyone understood what the moron said?
To sum things up, basically, that asshole up there said that their petrol has somewhat been induced with a distilling formula called "Premiumnization". Therefore the price has to be increase as well.

Personally, the guy lost me at 'sebab' . i had to read through a couple times to fully grasp what the poor dick what trying to say..

So drivers out there, be thankful that the petrol you are pumping into your cars are now "PREMIUM" petrols.. I guess your cars will now be able to fly since its petrol is now premium petrol.

BULLSHIT!

GONG XI FA CAI

2009-01-24T09:46:00.002+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year and may all you greedy bastards get all the ang pow you deserve.
Its a new year for the chinese and its the time of the year where we all visit our relatives, some we like, most we hate. So lets just practise our EQ and shut the fuck up and just receive the ang pow regardless of the amount inside.

Its all about family values and reunion .....

If you beleived that shit then you're WRONG!
CNY is all about Ang pow and the amount of cash you get. I always have a great time having the most among my cousins. Losing even by rm1 would result in a headblow to their skull.

So, Collect more ang pows and may this Ox shit year prove to be better than last years shit animal which i even forgot.

Profanity a taboo? What a joke!

2009-01-09T17:31:00.002+08:00

my blood boils!! If there was a meter for anger and its used to measure mine right now, it would definitely tip the scales.

To make you all understand much better, i would have to tell you all how it actually started.

One fine day, i was online when i suddenly received a pm from a stranger. After intro-ing for a moment, it turns out it was a friend of my mum whom she hasnt seen for a long time who lives in kl. Therefore out of politeness, i added her and even added her in friendster.
Dont ask me why because at the moment it was all jsut out of politeness.

Soon, her daughter also added me. Dont ger me wrong ,she's just a kid so pratically dont give a fuck as well.

So there you have it, i suddenly have 2 extra contacts in my msn and frienster.

Once in a blue moon, the daughter would pm me like hi and stuff. once again, out of politeness i would reply her and then the convo wouldnt last more than 10 mins for i would go do something more beneficial like sleeping than chatting.

So the amount of time i ever chat with my mum's friend or daughter can be summed up to maximum 1 fucking hour.

In fact , i dont even remember the last time i chatted with them.
Btw, both of them lives in kl so i have never met them my entire life and i dont plan to either .

Then recently, my mum went down to kl to do some of her stuff and also business and somehow the both of them reunited and had a talk.

What happens next pisses me off like fuck.

Turns out, my mums friend told my mum that she has seen my friendster and she knows who i am. For starters, i hardly even met her , so by saying she knows me is actually BS but i'll let it pass.

The next thing she said was "your son i know him, i got chat with him all the time.. But he's very rude, he speaks alot of bad words".

When my mum told me this, i was utterly surprised.

First of all, the number of times i chatted with her or her daughter is less than the number of toes i have.
Secondly, she hasnt even met me and talk to me and she is saying im rude by judging me from my friendster and msn?

What the fuck is this?

Me? Rude??

Speaking profanity is not rude. I can say fuck and screw you all i like because its my choice of words.

Rude is when i go up to my mum's friends and asks her to shut the fuck up for being a nosy bitch and probe around my friendster pm and msn messages.

No doubt about it, my msn pm's are always filled with profanity, So what? Thats my way of expressing myself.

Some people like to sing, some like to do poetry, i like to speak profanity.
Got a problem? Fuck off then..

These are the exact morons who will never learn shit in their life. They treat everything as a taboo. Speak profanity and you are rude.

Who never speaks profanity?
Name me one.

Even if there is, i dont care cause he isnt me. So fuck you for even searching who that patethic person is.

Seriously, this has got to be the biggest shit comment i ever received from a person i hardly know.

FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!

2 retards living in kl and label peopel who speaks profanity as rude and evil.

I was right all along..

2009-01-09T14:42:00.002+08:00

The other day while i was at a petrol station, i met a marchan worker. As usual, when i pulled my car in and saw the marchan i was skeptical and worried that the marchan might be actually a thief in disguise. So i made extra precaution to check around before opening the door.

As i stepped out, the marchan started to approach me. Every second, I was expecting to be stabbed and my wallet snatched. I started to even regret driving to the station.

Then, the marchan greeted me and politely ask me in English how much i wanted to pump.
Still skeptical, i replied and him and flipped my wallet open while pressing 999 silently on my phone.
As i handed him the money, he replied with a smile and walked off to pay for me. He then walked back over and said thank you.

To top it off, he even cleaned my windscreen without me asking while i pumped the petrol.

That night, while i was driving away from the station, i had a different perception.

I actually started to believe that marchans are slowly changing.

Then, reality struck and i receive an email which proves that marchans will be marchans and how naive i was to actually believe that the marchans were changing.

Let the pictures speak for themselves.

pure dickheads..
but then again, you cant help but to laugh at the stupidity ..

New Year 2009

2008-12-31T17:34:00.002+08:00

First of all, i would like to wish all of you (except for marchans) a Happy New Year.

Obviously, i wouldnt wish you good luck and all the best or any of those prosperous shit because those are things you work hard for and not get from other people's wishing.
Then again I'm special so it might work but i still wont wish you, tough luck.

Tonight's gonna be the last day of 2008 and hell was it a great year. Seen That done That bla bla bla..

But always expect the next year to even be more cool and great. So any of those morons who say things like "2008 was the best year EVER!!!" are just plain bullshit spewers cause they would say the same thing next year.

Tonight im gonna spend some quality time with my family and relatives, something i havent been doing for some time and you can bet im fucking happy....NOT!

I'm gonna see those fake shit uncles and aunties smiles and ask me to help them barbecue the fucking chicken wings.. Which i would reply "fuck no!"

For all non marchans out there , happy new year.
For marchans... its obvious what im gonna say but im still gonna say it..

Please PLEASE GET YOURSELF KILLED IN A MAT REMPIT RACE TONIGHT!!
Spare us the rice and food you morons are devouring and wasting..Global food crisis?? You bet with these dicks around.

I'll be looking forward to tomorrow's headlines..Heck i even imagined out the article..

PENANG: Last night, a group of mat rempits collided head on with another group of mat rempit at the intersection of tanjung tokong. All the mat rempits died on the spot due to stupidity. Police identifed the case as a retardism case and no further investigation was necessary. However, video's footage of the comical collision was advised to be uploaded into Youtube for other people's viewing pleasure. All the parents of the victims cried and blamed the road for being so straight, one of the parents who wished to be identifed but was ignored even stripped naked and lied on the road as an act of protest but was later runned over by a mat rempit who turned out to be his other son. Onlookers laughed at the sight and some even threw coins at them while screaming 'encore' . MPPP officials were pissed though for the amount of garbage that expoded out of the mat rempits were devastating.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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2008-12-17T16:44:00.002+08:00

I still remember when i got my first Lego set. I was 8 years old and it was one of those set where you get to build a petrol station. Somehow when i was a kid, i was really fascinated by Legos, The detail and unique parts that fit so well and form into a structure.

So you can bet that i was damn excited when i got it. But then i have a very bad habit, which is i never like following manuals and guides. I always had a rebellious side which drives me to go against the norm. Therefore ,the petrol station set ended up into a space station instead. I would use the parts and make my own space shuttle and explorer.

Thats just me, some call it creativity , i call it sheer genius. So that petrol station set ended up being transformed by me into a space station to a battleship to a plane ...almost anything..EXcept a petrol station.

This happened almost 11 years ago. As you can see Lego did play an important part in my childhood as it helped me express my imagination alot. Like i wanted to build a ship, i just did it with my Lego.

Ok, so from that, i'm sure that Lego has been around for quite sometime. And there is no way no one , NO ONE would have NEVER heard of it before. Its like saying a boy never ate candy before.
Fuck NO!! Thats not possible.

But once again, i'm amazed by the Malaysia Boleh! spirit. Not only can we conquer mount everest and make roti canai in space, somehow we can even neglect one of the biggest brands of kids toy in the world.

Read this sad article Here

How in the world would someone never heard of Lego before? Not popular ??

All those numbnuts only know of disneyland and more disneyland. Who the hell would wanna build a Disneyland in Johor?

For starters, the weather in malaysia SUCKS!! So queuing up for the rides would be like..FucK no!

Then there's the vandalism and maintenance which we are so famous for being sucked at.
If i were Disneyland i wouldnt risk even building a booth here.

Besides that, I'm sure If Disneyland were ever to be build here. Some fucked up menteri would go around saying the ticket prices is too expensive and has to be lowered so the poor mother fuckers a.k.a marchan can afford to go in and have fun because they have a dozen children and paying for all of them would be a heavy burden. Then again why not just give free tickets to all marchan, that wold be a cool idea.

And now that Legoland which i call stupid for deciding to build it here is feeling even more stupid because locals actually never heard of the brand before.

Personally, i feel that theme parks and whatever shit not parks are not suitable to be build in Malaysia.

First of all, like i said the weather here sucks. Until peninsular Malaysia floats to the northpole where its colder ,building a theme park would be the most retarded thing to do.

Other countries have summer too, but its not humid. The humidity causes the heat to be even worse and with sweat , it just doesnt get any better.

Second, like i said the roller coaster wouldnt last a minute because of the morons who wouldnt empty their pockets even though they were told to before the rides.
Sooner or later one day there is bound to be a technical error in one of the Genting rides due to some irresponsible fucker and cause a terrible accident.

I had the bad experience in genting during the roller coaster , it was at the corkscrew turn where we were all turned upside down and the only thing i heard were coins falling off some assholes pocket and clanking on the steel. Now, just imagine if the coins got stuck in one of the tracks and derailed us. Nice move there jackass.

The only theme park that is suitable would be water theme parks.
However, if I were to build a theme park , i would definitely segregate them among races.

WHY? Fuck yea im racist !!
But besides that, i just hate the fucking fact that the marchans are allowed to go into the water with their god damn "superman capes" and the male marchans wearing their tshirts and underwear.

Havent they ever heard of hygiene? What about other people swimming in the same god damn pool?

I went to Sunway Lagoon once and i was about to jump into the wave pool when i saw a scene which repulsed me and i walked away.

What i saw was a group of marchans both male and females fully dressed in the god damn pool playing with each other. The younger ones a.k.a small marchans would be naked whereas the bitches would roll up their jeans as if it would make a difference and play in the water.
As for the male marchans, they would be screaming as if they were having an orgasm and bump into everyone and spoil everyone except for their own fun.

If this doesnt piss you off. These perverted marchans even stare at the girls who arent marchans wearing swimsuits or bikinis as if they were about to rape them. Talk about hypocrites.
They forbid their bitches to wear any revealing clothes but to see other people wear them is ok?

PURE hypocrisy.

So call me racist but im just doing it for everyone's benefit including the marchans.
So if it was me here's what i would do:

Divide the water theme park in to 2 sections.
one for the marchans and one for the non marchans.

The marchan area would be approximately 5X5meters wide. WHY? Thats because for marchans i would charge them RM100 per adult, RM200 for kids. Thats because marchan kids wont wear anything in the pool and the cost of cleaning would be higher. Dont like it? fuck off my theme park.

Then the water flowing out from the non marchan side would be divided into 2 pipes. One leading to the toilets and the other to the swimming pools in the marchan side.
This is what i call H2O recycling.

There, win-win situation.

531,124 marchans love the H2O recycling idea

Shit happens...

2008-12-11T04:16:00.002+08:00

Most of us should know about the bukit antarabangsa tragedy by now, and its no surprise there are alot of comments on the incident.

Some see it as a tragedy. some see it as a punishment. Some people feel that the people deserved it. Some even feel that its just karma.

Well, no matter what it is, the fact is, its still a tragedy. No matter how much they deserved it or not, it really doesnt matter.

What matters is that shit can happen anytime. It doesnt take cancer or some plague to take your life away. One minute you could be at home watching porn and the next thing, your ceiling might collapse due to weak foundation on top.

As for me, i felt that the B. Antarabangsa incident is just another reminder that history repeats itself. I dont blame the people who bought the place .. If i had alot of money, What the heck! i might even buy it. Whats wrong about hillside bungalows? Had this incident not occur, im sure all those people out there whining about "they should have known " would very much the least consider on buying it as well. Hypocrites i would call them.

So what if they are BN or rich assholes?
That doesnt mean they deserve this sort of fate.

One thing that makes me feel sad is the news i heard about the "rescue workers" pillaging from the site.

How much lower can our society's moral values be?

Imagine your house is on fire, and the fireman runs to you instead of the burning building and ask for the location of your safe rather than the location of your 4 year old daughter who is still trapped in that building.

How would you feel?

However, from this incident we, or at least I have noticed one thing that actually scares me.

It seems that in Malaysia, Rich people are condemned.

Statements like "they are rich enough to buy the house , they dont need help" really scares me.
Does that mean i must never be rich in Malaysia?

There was a donation for the B.antarabangsa victims and alot of people responded by saying "they are so rich, 6.5 million house also can buy, dont need donate la."

What kind of attitude is this?

Yes they are rich, but dont they deserve the same kind of respect and sympathy as any people would after a tragedy despite rich or poor?
If you dont want to donate then thats it. Why add comments like "they are rich, they can settle themselves ,they BN people, they deserve it" ??

That is just the wrong attitude to even begin with.

SO if one day, an earthquake happens in sri hartamas, then i guess no one would even care.
Heck i guess the newspapers might as well dont publish the incident. Well, since its no big deal as the people there are rich and they can solve it.
The rescue workers dont even have to go, they are rich enough to hire their own private workers to help out.

Is that what's gonna happen?

Then that is indeed a really sad sad sad thing.

Redundant Censorship

2008-12-07T14:01:00.003+08:00

Radio Censorship is the dumbest thing in the ~~world~~ Universe. I dont know about radio stations in other countries but i am 100% sure the radio stations here suck and are filled with crap.

I was on my way home from lunch the other day, embarrassing to say, i was listening to Hitz Fm. Why??

Cause i have no other fucking stations to choose from. Yea yea. there's FlyFM and some other DingDong FM but knowing the fact that all those other stations suck too doesnt really encourage me to change the channels.

So i was on Hitz FM, the so called #1 radio station in Malaysia when they started to play a song by Beyonce, titled If i were a Boy.

Personally, i feel that the song is retarded but thats not the main point.
Anyway, halfway through that song, there was a brief silence which was obviously a censorship.

I felt kind of surprised because i never knew Beyonce included words like "Fuck" and "Dick" in her songs, therefore i assumed that it must have been JayZ's bad influence.

When i got home, i went to the internet and checked for the lyrics. And guess what the word censored was...

BEER

I was utterly shocked so i went to check again. This time for the "unedited" version. Cause i know sometimes there are songs that are radio-edited. And every other lyrics site also came up with the word "BEER".

So someone please for god sake tell, What in the fucked up world is wrong with our censorship board?

Even the word BEER is censored? Seriously, this is as retarded as it can almost get but since im living in a Malaysia-boleh Country, i wouldnt bet on it.

If they censored words like Fuck, i wouldnt be surprised. But the fact that they censor is already dumb actually.

Censorship are for pussies. Only pussies need a censored version of the song. What the fucks their problem? If they know the song has profanity, then dont listen to it. Why listen to it and then censor the best part of the song?

Thats just being hypocritic.

Censorship is the most retarded thing . If i were to rule the world, the first thing i would ban is censorship. Next would be the total genocide of morons and retards a.k.a marchan. Then FREE PSP for everyone who has thumbs. After that global warming and whatever-not-what shit can come.

People who listens to censored songs are retards. Only retards are naive enough to not know what the word is censored. Whats their reason of censoring ?? Every asshole on the face of the planet can guess what the word is.

What the -pause- ! its FUCK
-pause- OFF! its Fuck
mother -pause-ER!! its Fuck AGAIN!!
IS IT THAT HARD TO GUESS?

Seriously is there any other word that can be used?

I never saw the impact of censorship untill today. The fact that even the word "beer" is censored really cracks me up.

I felt like God knew i was having a bad day therefore he tried to make me laugh by censoring a word that no one gives a shit about.

Thats the problem with censorship. Its doesnt help at all. The more they censor the word and try to hide it, the more it is actually being spread.

If everyone said and used the word Fuck like normal, then it would no longer be a problem. The fact that its being censored now has created a subliminal message that everytime there is a pause in the radio or show, it is assumed to be the word Fuck. Even if it is some other retarded word like "BEER" it is still assumed as Fuck.

So instead of helping the younger generation , its actually encouraging them to use it more often.
WEll, thats what our country does best i guess.

The only reason i can think of why censorship exist is that there are too many unemployed marchans. Therefore the government must create a department for them so that they can get their gaji-buta and then go home to feed more marchans who will marry other marchans and create more marchans resulting in a sharp decline of fertilizer because thats their daily staple.

At any random day, the papa marchan will open the dictionary with his toes (Yes, they are descendants of the chimpanzee) and choose a random word to censor.

I've came up with a list of words and the reason it will be censored too.

"love" = cause it would encourage marchans to feel the urge to love and therefore rape
"moron" = cause it would be rude to say the marchans name on air everyday
"shit" = cause thats their food
"car" = cause they cant afford to get one
"imbecile" = cause they wont understand what it means although its actually their other name

The list goes on..and on...

458,234 marchans dont know what the censored word is whereas the rest cant afford a radio in the first place

Sepandai pandai whatever Fucking thing jumps, it'll fall to the ground..

2008-12-03T12:40:00.002+08:00

There's a saying " the grass is always greener on the other side". Correct me if i'm wrong, but i think these sort of "wise" words are called proverbs. even if im wrong, fuck it.. i dont care.

What the hell does "the grass always greener on the other side??" even mean?
It doesnt make any sense at all.

If the grass is always greener on the other side, then wouldnt the same prick on the other side see your side as the greener side?

*WHAM* a slap right across you proverb lovers. Finally, you realize a part of your stupidity?

Proverbs are the most ridiculous things are i have ever heard. Ever since in standard 3, we were taught what is called "peribahasa" in school.

All those bullshit like "sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya akan jatuh ke tanah juga" to "biar putih tulang jangan putih mata.".

Seriously, who the fuck needs proverbs? It just a waste of brain memory if you ask me. Not to me of course because my brain rocks, im talking about those sad losers who cant even spell. Who even uses proverbs for god sake??

Anyone who uses proverbs should be stripped naked and receive public caning on top of the Petronas twin towers. So that everyone can know what a moron he was and never repeat the same mistake he does.

Replying with a proverb could be the dumbest thing a person can ever do.

Lets take this scenario for example:

Dick: i just watched Oceans 12 last night, in the end NightFox lost to ocean's team.
Dick 2 : sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya akan jatuh ke tanah juga.
Dick :.........

See what i mean?

Like always, there are bound to be a group of people who disagree with me. That just proves that you're a dick because you did not read my disclaimer.
Some of you will defend by saying that its just a metaphor and its meaning is whats important.
But why the fuck will i want to go through all that when i can just say it in a normal sentence.

The reason you say a proverb to another person can only be understand by me as an attempt to look smarter in front of a moron. And why would you want to impress a moron?

If that guy wasnt a moron, he'll definitely fuck you for using a proverb to judge him.

Disagree all you want but proverbs still suck. I've been trying to forget proverbs the day i got them and i still cant. thanks to the brainwash of our retarded schools.

Hiatus and Teens that makes me blood boil.

2008-12-01T07:56:00.004+08:00

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There I've made my point clear.

Woke up 7am in the morning and already i am reading bullshit through the net. Everyday, i never fail to find some interesting "facts" about our nation through our newspaper TheStar.
You know what, it should be called TheBullshit instead. Cause every single article from nation to sports is crap.

And so happens i helplessly stumbled upon this article which made me conclude that all teenagers nowadays are morons.

So if you're from the age 11 to 16 .. YES! you are a moron.
Notice that i only refer to the younger generation ..

Why?

This article practically proves everything

Upon reading the artcle, the first thing that went through my mind was.

"oh my fuck! is this shit real? did TheBullshit actually published this crap ?? "

So i read it again and rechecked the link and hell yea it was real.

The only good news about this article is that we have now identified 56 morons who went to some idiotic camp just to learn to accept each others "differences"???

What in the fuck's name does "differences" mean?
I at first thought it was some sort of survival camp where there were actually 100 kids and the 56 kids teamed up and fucking massacred the other 44 kids to survive. That "difference" would be cool.

But the difference they are talking about is none other than the all-time-boring-fuck-shit that malaysians never cease to shut up and skip , Racism.

Listen to this statement by one of the morons. I will ommit the name to deter any violence in case anyone decides to fucking kill him for his stupidity...
Then again, fuck him.

"Many friendships were forged in the process and 14-year-old Pawan Raj Singh said: “Before this, I have always preferred to hang out with people from my own race. But now I am very comfortable with just about anyone,” said the student from SMK Sri Hartamas."

Well, Good for you PAWAN RAJ SINGH. i guess you're really a genius for figuring that out in a 3 day 2 night camp.

I sure as hell didnt know that before. You're sure to be something extraordinary because you figured out that kids from other races can talk and walk like you do and their cocks actualy looks the same like yours.

Here's another Einstein

“Working on the cafe with everyone taught me a lot,” said Shahruddin Hakham, 16, from SMK Teluk Emas, Melaka.

“We were all from different backgrounds. But when we worked hard towards a common goal and learned to be more understanding of each other, we soon realised that we’re all not so different after all.”

Seriously, am i reading this still? This is even worse than that time i drove my car and nearly hit a mat rempit.

Retard Alert!!

2008-10-06T18:32:00.000+08:00

For the past few weeks, i've been forwarded alot of emails by some "friends" of mine. All of the emails came with an unmistakeable stupid header 'Apple Transparent Screens. So nice =)'

If the smiley doesnt piss you off like it did for me, im sure the fact that those morons who forwarded the message believing that there are actually "Transparent screens" will.

Just in case you have never seen them before, Here are some of the pics. So next time you see them, you wont go screaming to your friends telling them you found some absolutely cool on the net from Apple. Cause its NOT !

If any of you actually believe the "existence" of the transparent screen. Bravo!
You just earned to title "moron" added to your name..

Thats cause transparent screens dont exist.. At least for now because our technology isnt that advanced and even if it is, do you think that Apple will be so fuckin stupid to let the news of it circulate around the net so that other people can copy and research on it as well?

Whats the Hurry?

2008-09-19T22:20:00.001+08:00

Its every teenagers dream to graduate and then go out into the working world.
Finally getting their own paycheck, Driving their own car and having their own apartment.
Seriously, what could be better than that? Even i would love it.

But when i think of it at a deeper level, i realize its just not all that simple after all.
We're living in a constant fairy tale where we think that we will definitely get a job once we graduate and somehow there is a car out there waiting to be bought by us at a special price and also a cool apartment waiting for us.

All that however, i feel, is far from the truth.

As for myself, i never rushed for the day when i shall finally graduate and start venturing into the working world.
Seriously, whats the point.

The one thing that everyone can never escape from is "work". Wouldnt it be ironic if we are now chasing after something that we will soon find a burden?

I used to think that once i graduate, i can finally move out and live on my own.
I dont care, even renting a room in KL sounds amazing. I practically had this image of me walking to work everyday and going home after work.
Man, that was a nice feeling , i thought.

But now, i kinda have a different perception on that. I was so obsessed with having my own job and apartment that i have actually filtered out everything else.
Work stress, apartment rent, expenditures, etc etc.

The working world indeed is a shit hole and not a fun-land.

So my opinion, i'd rather stay in the education world where i can continue to gain more knowledge and meet more people.There is no point if i hurry to step into the working world unprepared and charging around aimlessly only to realize that i have not learn enough.

Besides, with all the economy downtrends, i dont think its time to even start to enter the working world. Unless you are fully prepared to take whats gonna be thrown at you.

2008-08-30T12:38:00.002+08:00

Lately , i've heard alot of people asking me why i haven blog for so long. Personally, i dont give a crap's ass what people think. Basically, i just didnt want to blog. Not to mention i lost my motivation and inspiration too.

But when i think deeper, i sort of realize the real reason why i stopped blogging. And the reason is simple... Fear.

Fear of what? Take RPK for example, all he did was to post an article and his website has been banned. Besides it wasnt even the article that got it banned but the comments. Freedom of speech? Freeedom of my Ass.!

What kind of BS is this? Isnt it enough that we are forced to read BS in our newspaper? Now we cant even read un-biased info thru the net?

This ban-site crap fuck shit is one of the dumbest acts i have ever seen. Electing You-know-who as the PM isnt even half as dumb as this is.

Its like they open a club and told everyone to dance, but just as the musics starts they shut down everything and ask all the people to fuck off the club.

The internet is the only place left in the world where you can get information and decide what is right and wrong for urself.

So what if the article says that chocolate is made out of shit and exercising makes you fat? There's always the human brain which can help you decipher the truth and the false.
in fact, if that person was retarded enough to believe EVERYTHING he reads on the net. Then he might as well deserve to be run over by a truck and has his balls cut off and feed to his dog.

WE humans have what we call logical thinking.. USE IT!!

SO, back to my original topic. WHy i stop blogging. Thats because everything i want to post something. i would have to think twice...or even a million times.
Why?

Because some dumb secretary from the post office might be surfing the net during her break time and accidetnally stumbled on my blog and find it offending because she saw the word "shuttlecock" in it and report to her superior.. Her superior will then report to his superior and will somehow lead to some high post asshole whom will then decide to BAN my site and sue me for defamation.

Scary?

And since all my posts are mostly considered vulgar and rude.. i bet they can even sue me for whatever shit they want.

I guess they expect all blogs to just post pictures and articles of "what i did today" etc etc..

So untill i feel safe .. i wont be blogging anymore. And even if i do, i wont. cause i just dont care.

Back from Hiatus just to post a wonderful article.

2008-06-19T18:34:00.002+08:00

First things first, i did NOT write this article, it was merely forwarded to me but i found it damn nice so i decided to share it here.... anyway, its a very detailed description concerning our fuel prices and why it shouldnt be raised.

Btw, fuck anyone who still thinks our country is a good country.. Cause it could be better and after 50 years, it still aint..

WHAT IS NEVER MENTIONED IN Mainstream Media like

NST/TheStar/Utusan/BH are these facts....

======================================
Malaysian PerCapita Income USD 5000

VS

Singaporean PerCapita Income USD 25000
======================================

Further The Star made a comparison of prices in Thailand , Singapore
and Indonesia ..

For Thailand it is quoted at RM3.90/liter, however are they aware that
in Thailand new cars are cheaper than Malaysia by RM10,000? They pay
only one life time for their driving license? No renewal fee after
that? Also that goes for road tax as well? And do TheStar also aware that you can drive
all the way from Hadtyai to Bangkok on a six f**king lane highway without
paying any f**king Tolls ??!!

Whereas here in Malaysia you have to pay yearly renewal for road tax ,
driving license and TOLLS, TOLLS and F***KING TOLLS!!!

For Singapore how can you quote RM 5.20 ? Please quote in Singapore
Dollars because they are earning in Sing Dollars. You might as well say
Europeans are paying RM10/liter. RM5.20/liter = Sing $ 2.20/liter,
still cheaper than Malaysia in view of fact that Singapore is not a crude oil
exporter. Are you saying that you fill up petrol in Singapore by paying
Ringgit?

In economy, dollar to dollar must be compared as apple to apple. Not
comparing like durian in M'sia is much cheaper than durian in Japan !!
Of course-lah, Japan is not durian producer!!! Comparing Malaysian durian
with Thailand durian make more sense!!

For Indonesia we might say is cheaper there at RM2.07/liter but compare
that to their level of income!

Now, let us compare the price with OIL PRODUCING countries:

UAE - RM1.19/litre

Eygpt - RM1.03/litre

Bahrain - RM0.87/litre

Qatar - RM0.68/litre

Kuwait - RM0.67/litre

Saudi Arabia - RM0.38/litre

Iran - RM0.35/litre

Nigeria - RM0.32/litre

Turkmenistan - RM0.25/litre

Venezuela - RM0.16/litre

MALAYSIA - RM2.70/litre

RM 2.70!!! Individual perspective:

As of last month a Toyota Vios would 'cause a damage' of about RM89,000.

In the international market, a Toyota Vios is about USD 19,000
USD 19,000 = RM 62,700 (using the indicative rates of USD 1 = RM 3.30)
That makes Malaysian Vios owners pay an extra RM 26,300.

This RM 26,300 should be cost of operations, profit and tax because the
transportation costs have been factored in to the USD 19,000.

RM 26,300/ RM625 petrol rebate per year translates to a Vios being used
for 42.08 years.

I do understand that the RM 625 is a rebate given by the government,
but it also means that one has to use the Vios for 42.08 years just to make
back the amount paid in taxes for the usage of a foreign car. Would
anyone use any kind of car for that long?

Now with these numbers in front of us, does the subsidy sound like a
subsidy or does it sound like a penalty? This just seems to be a heavy
increment in our daily cost of living as we are not only charged with
high car taxes but also with a drastic increase in fuel price.

With all the numbers listed out, I urge all Malaysians to join me in
analyzing the situation further.

Car taxation is government profit, fuel sales is Petronas' (GLC) profit
which also translates into government profit. The government may
ridicule us Malaysians by saying look at the world market and fuel price world
wide. Please, we are Malaysians, we fought of the British, had a
international port in the early centuries (Malacca), home to a racially
mixed nation and WE ARE NOT STUPID!!!

We know the international rates are above the USD 130/barrel. We
understand the fact that the fuel prices are increasing worldwide and
we also know that major scientist are still contradicting on why this
phenomenon is happening. Some blame Bush and his plunders around the
world and some blame climate change and there are others which say petroleum
'wells' are getting scarce.

Again we go back to numbers to be more straight fwd

1 barrel = 159 liters x RM2.70/liter = RM 429 or USD 134

On 1 hand, we are paying the full cost of 1 barrel of crude oil with
RM2.70 per liter but on the other hand the crude oil only produces 46% of fuel.

Msia sells crude oil per barrel at USD130 buys back Fuel per barrel at
USD134. And not forgetting, every barrel of fuel is produced with 2
barrels of crude oil.

1 barrel crude oil = produce 46% fuel (or half of crude oil), therefore
2 barrel crude oil = approximately 1 barrel fuel
In other words, each time we sell 2 barrels of crude oil, equivalently
we will buy back 1 barrel of fuel.

Financially,
Malaysia sell 2 barrel crude oil @ USD 130/barrel = USD 260 = RM 858
then, Malaysia will buy back fuel @ USD 134/barrel = RM 442/barrel
Thus, Malaysia earn net extra USD 126 = RM 416 for each 2 barrel of
crude sold/exported vs imported 1 barrel of fuel !!!
(USD 260-134 = USD 126 = RM416) So where this extra USD 126/barrel income is

channeled to by Malaysian Govt?????????

Another analysis:

1 barrel crude oil = 159 liters.

46-47% of a barrel of crude oil = fuel that we use in our vehicles.
46% of 159 = 73.14 liters.@ RM 2.70/liter x 73.14 liter = RM197.48 of fuel per barrel of crude
oil. This is only 46% of the barrel, mind you. Using RM 3.30 = USD 1, we get
that a barrel of crude oil produces USD 59.84 worth of petrol fuel (46%
of 1barrel). USD 59.84 of USD 130/barrel turns out to be 46% of a barrel as well.

Another 54% = bitumen, kerosene, and natural gases and so many more.
And this makes a balance of USD 70.16 that has not been accounted for.
So this is where I got curious. Where is the subsidy if we are paying
46% of the price of a barrel of crude oil when the production of
petrol/barrel of crude oil is still only 46%?

In actual fact, we still pay for this as they are charged in the forms
of fuel surcharge by airlines and road taxes for the building of road
(because they use the tar/bitumen) and many more excuse charging us but
let us just leave all that out of our calculations.

As far as I know, only the politicians who live in Putrajaya and come
for their Parliament meetings in Kuala Lumpur (approximately 60+ km) are
the ones to gain as they claim their fuel and toll charges from the money
of the RAKYAT's TAX.

It is so disappointing to see this happen time and time again to the
Malaysian public, where they are deceived by the propaganda held by the
politicians and the controls they have over the press.

Which stupid idiot economist equates rebates for rich or poor with the
cc of the vehicles? An average office clerk may own a second hand 1300cc
proton Iswara costing $7,000 (rebate = $625) while the Datuk's children
can own a fleet of 10 new cars of BMW, Audi and Volvo all less than
2000cc costing $2 millions and get a total rebate of $625 x 10 = $6,250! Wow what
kind of economists we are keeping in Malaysia ...wonder which phD certificate that they bought from...

Misleading concept of Subsidy:
The word "subsidy" has been brandished by the BN government as if it
has so generously helped the rakyat and in doing so incurred losses. This
simple example will help to explain the fallacy:

Example:
Ahmad is a fisherman. He sells a fish to you at $10 which is below the
market value of $15. Let's assume that he caught the fish from the
abundance of the sea at little or no cost. Ahmad claims that since the
market value of the fish is $15 and he sold you the fish for $10, he
had subsidised you $5 and therefore made a loss of $5.

Question : Did Ahmad actually make a profit of $10 or loss of $5 which
he claimed is the subsidy?

Answer:
Ahmad makes a profit of $10 which is the difference of the selling
price ($10) minus the cost price ($0 since the fish was caught from the
abundance of the sea). There is no subsidy as claimed by Ahmad.

The BN government claims that it is a subsidy because the oil is kept
and treated as somebody else's property (you know who). By right, the oil
belongs to all citizens of the country and the government is a trustee
for the citizens. So as in the above simple example, the BN government
cannot claim that it has subsidised the citizen!

Think before you say anything, dumbwhore

2008-04-07T20:45:00.003+08:00

No offense but when i read this article on TheStar, i had no choice but to feel mad and pissed at the bitch for stating such statements and the ridiculous bullshit she has spewed all over the media.

I'm even more fuckin surprised that TheStar actually publish her crap out despite knowing that it will cause a negative effect to teenagers..
Way to go THeStar, once again you prove me right by being a bunch of retards publishing articles that should not be known.

For those who dont read the newspaper, i sincerely hope you would find the hardest wall in your room (if you have one) and bang your head towards it. But anyway, being the kind person as i am, i will still paste the article here despite knowing the fact some of you cant even read.

I have no regrets, says Sufiah

PETALING JAYA: Maths prodigy Sufiah Yusof, who is now working as a prostitute, claims she is living the life she wants without any regrets.

She does not think being an escort is sleazy and terrible and says her clients treat her like a princess in an interview with British tabloid News of the World.

“People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she said in a no-holds-barred interview that was published with pictures of her in skimpy attire and sexy poses.

Sufiah: ‘People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that’

Sufiah claimed that she wanted to be in control of her life.

“I hate this stereotype society has of escorts as being exploited. It is so far from the truth. My clients treat me like a princess. One guy took me shopping on Bond Street. He bought me a beautiful black Gucci dress for £300 (RM1,920) and then took me to Selfridges, where I could pick a handbag I liked.”

Sufiah chose a £600 (RM3,840) Gucci clutch and later that night, she repaid him for his generosity .

The 23-year-old Sufiah, who passed her Maths A-level when she was only 12, was enrolled at St Hilda’s College in Oxford a year later.

She was working as an administrative assistant earning £16,000 (RM102,400) a year in Manchester when, about four months ago in a bar, she was asked by an “immaculate lady in a designer suit” to become an escort.

She found the offer appealing because she was running up debts of about £3,500 (RM22,400) in rent and credit card expenses.

“I have studied so intensely for so many years, I wanted to have some fun,” said Sufiah, whose Pakistani father Farooq Yusof forced her to study day and night.

The father is now in jail for sexually assaulting two pupils.

She sent her photographs to an escort website and the agency listed her. A few days later, she was offered a client.

She admitted being quite nervous, but excited as well.

In control: A reader looking at the News of the World’s interview with Sufiah in which she describes her life now as nice.

Sufiah said the first client was a “lovely man” in his late 20s, tall and handsome.

“I left that night feeling totally elated having an amazing time with £250 (RM1,600) in my purse,” said Sufiah.

She has built a base of regular clients and saw between five and 10 men each week.

“I don’t believe my education had been wasted – in fact, I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments,” she said.

Sufiah claimed she could earn more than £1,000 (RM6,400) a night by having dinner and staying over with a client.

“Now, I wonder if I could go back to a normal relationship, where you watch EastEnders and have boring sex. I’ve gotten used to being treated like a princess,” she said.

If Sufiah talked glowingly about her “career,” she was not so effusive when talking about her childhood and her father.

She recalled studying maths all the time. She did not have any friends or allowed to join any activities.

“As I grew older, I began to clash with my father. He was violent at times. He pushed me so far academically, I became more confident for any girl my age. I grew up too quickly.

“Oxford was an amazing place but I was too young. By the time I was 15, I wanted to be in control of my life. I fought back,” she said.

That was the year she ran away from university.

Sufiah told the News of the World she ran away with £200 (RM1,280). She found a hostel in London for £14 (RM89.60) a night. After a week, she moved to a hostel in Bournemouth.

When she was found in an Internet cafe, Sufiah refused to go home. She was placed in foster care.

When she was 18, Sufiah returned to Oxford to resume her studies. She fell in love and married fellow student Jonathan Marshall a year later.

“At that time, I thought we would be together forever, but we married too young and grew apart,” she said.

After the divorce, she moved back to London and taught maths in the evening. Six months ago, she shifted to Manchester and became an escort.

“I still enjoy learning and I find it puts me in the right frame of mind for an intelligent conversation with my clients,” she said.

Sufiah is adamant about continuing with her “career” because “I have a nice life.”

She also does not want much to do with her parents. Describing the relationship as estranged, she said she was in contact with them occasionally but “couldn’t speculate what they will think of my new life.”

“I have never felt so confident about my body and I’ve had some of the best sex of my life,” she said.

Omg! Could you believe the amount of bullshit she manage to elaborate in that article? She should be enlisted in the World Guiness Book records for being the most stupidest ~~girl~~ whore .

Ok, Why am i so pissed with her?

1. She's a WHORE!
2 She's a WHORE!!
3.She's a FUCKING WHORE and she's PROUD OF IT!

When i first found out on the net that this "poor" girl was actually prostituting herself , i thought to myself,
"Jeez, this girl must have a really tough life"

But after reading this article, i found out she is actually PROUD and HAPPY with what she is doing now.

OMFG!! Just count the number of Bullshit in that one sentence!!

Holy Cow! In the article she states out several statements. One of them is:

"She claims that she wants to live life without regrets"

NEWSFLASH! THis retard is actually whoring herself out just because she doesnt want to live without regrets??

For your information, the sort of stuff she's currently doing is just the exact same stuff most people are regretting about.. So Booya!! Fuck you dumbwhore! you just screwed up your life..

Besides that she also mentions stuff like "being treated like a princess", "her customer buys her expensive bags and clothes" etc etc.. more bullshit can be found above in the article.

So what is she trying to say here? Being a whore is lucrative business and every girl who doesnt earn more than RM6400 a month should also be a prostitue like her?

Just incase she doesnt know, not all girls out there are as bitchy as she is and thinks prostitution is a GREAT job!
However, if any of you girls want to prove me wrong, well... Heres 2 words for you.

FUCK YOU!!

and please piss off my blog.. I dont welcome bitches here.

The fact that she is now working as a whore actually doesnt bother me. That's Cause it's her choice. What i am not happy about is the fact that she is promoting the fucking job!!

I mean..Whats her fuckin problem? Cant she just shut the Fuck Up and just go sleep with more men and earn her extra RM6400?? Why must she brag all over the media about how happy she is as a WHORE and how much she earns and the expensive brands her customers shower her with.

Just for your information, no matter how good the guy treats you or buys you all the diamonds in the world. That doesnt change the fact that you are a low-life despicable Whore!

By now, im sure some readers would be offended by my post.
Remarks like" you shouldnt be so mean." "who are you to judge her? she has her own life" "She says what she wants" are bound to be said.

Well, same goes for here, i SAY WHAT I WANT... And since she is daring enough to mention all that bullshit on the news. There's bound to be people like me who would call her a "Dumbwhore" and "Bitch"

Last but not least the final statement she made" I had some of the best sex of my life!" really freaks me out.
Its scares me that she can only get great sex by whoring herself out. Bravo indeed. I'm sure she will continue to blossom on with her job untill of course she grows old and have to start teaching add. maths again.

The Guiness World Records just presented Sufiah with her award but she was too busy to receive it because she had to be banged by some white guy.

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2008-03-02T00:37:00.004+08:00

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The layout has a pleasant colour and its not too fancy which is good because a gambling site should never be too fancy. A gambling site with rainbows and bunnies is never a good sign.. Only scam sites look like that. overall, the site is perfect for people who want to gamble on the net.

The sidebar also includes helpful links such as Best Online Casinos and many more useful links for a new online gambler which is good since nowadays alot of people are still new to internet gambling.

So, if so happens you are searching for a trusted gambling site, be sure to visit online casino reviews where you will be able to find out everything you need to know about gambling online. Its the one-stop site for all online gamblers who are searching for a safe and efficient site..

So good luck and may you win all the riches in the world.. Woohoo!!

Custom Addict Free RingTones

2008-02-19T10:31:00.002+08:00

Custom Addict is a site where you can download unlimited ringtones for your mobile phones. Its website is simple and easy to navigate. The categories are placed accordingly to their genre and style.

SO instead of wasting time searching for mp3 ringtones on the P2P network. You might as well just go to this site and get your Free ringtone.

All it takes are just 3 simple steps:

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And there you have it! You're done.
The site has a simple layout therefore browsing and navigating should not be a problem at all.
Users will find it easy to explore the site as it is divided into a few sections, "ringtone genres, newest artist, newest albums, newest ringtones and most popular ringtones."

so what are you waiting for? Download unlimited mp3's for your mobile and share it with your friends.

Its not easy to be a parent, yet it isnt hard to learn to be one

2008-02-16T18:18:00.006+08:00

Being a parent is a big responsibilty. I'm sure everyone knows this, its just that no one follows it. A parent's duty isnt just to feed and raise a child but also to educate and treat the child with care and love.

If not, the child would soon grow up to be a screwed up bastard who will become a beggar or even worse a thief.

This is exactly whats happening with the marchans if you ask me. Just for your information, i'm actually working in Gurney Plaza now and every once in a while ,i will see fucked up children entering my shop and start fucking around with the accessories and things.
And 99% of the time, the child is a marchan.

THerefore, i have came up with the conclusion that it isnt the childs fault for being such a pain in the arse. Its the parents fault. In fact, its ALWAYS the parents fault if a child is screwed up.

Why??

Lets just take the marchan kid for example.
There he is , messing up the accessories and throwing them on the floor.
As a responsible and good parent what should you do??

Typical tukau chinese : give a the kid a big smack to the head and then scold him. Neverthelesss, the kid still continues doing it after that because the child has no respect for the parent at all.

Typical marchan : completely ignore the child untill they break something and then start apologizing to the store as if they are really that sorry.

As for me myself, i hate 2 types of parents the most.

1. Parents that dont give a shit about what their chid is doing
2. Parents that beat their children till they cry in the public as if they are trying to show to the world they are well disciplined.

Newsflash: that just makes you look like a sadistic person , moron!

During my break this afternoon, i saw a young couple with 2 adorable daughters.
However, the elder daughter whom i assume is around 5 years old must have done something wrong because the dad was twisting her ear and pushing her around.

Ok, lets pause for a sec here,. WHat the fuck is this?
Yes, im sure she has done something wrong but is it that serious untill she deserves to be humiliated and hurt to that extend?

For christ sake! what kind of parent can do such a thing?

And there i was, walking right behind them and the dad was pinching and pushing the little girl till she started crying which of course led to more pinching and pushing.

As for the mum?
THere she was in a shoe store trying on countless shoes , completely ignoring the scene and acting as if it was nothing wrong.

All that went through my mind was," Fuckin hell. if u cant have the patience to raise a child, why have one ?? To make matters worse, they actually have TWO daughters. THey have no patience with them and only resort to physical punishment."

I wouldnt be surprise if the 2 girls grow up to be rebellious at all. And all of it comes back to my point , which is " its ALWAYS the parents fault"

No matter how fucked up a person can be, its always not entirely his fault. If a child was raised in an educated and loving family, What are the chances that he will turn into a robber or a rapist?

NIL!! 0%

Not at all!
All i have to say is if you still havent reach the matur state to raise a child. PLEASE DO NOT think of it. Scrape the bloody idea out of your mind untill you are ready for it.

But dont get me wrong here. im sure some retards will be saying stuff like

" but what if the kid is already fucked up like the marchan kids?"

Well, doesnt that just lead back to my main point? Its always the parents fault.

Why is the marchan kids so fucked up?
Answer: because of the parents.

And why is the marchan parents so fucked up?
Answer: because of their own parents.

And the list goes on and on..

I still believe that a parent must not pamper their child too much and punishing them is OK
As long as it doesnt reach the extend of hurting the child both mentally and physically.

Just always remember that a broken family is NEVER suitable for a growing child.

654,134 snatch thieves / assholes were born from a broken family.

Typical malaysian again..

2008-02-05T07:33:00.000+08:00

"please sign the petition to help stop bus tragedy"
"support the family of the victims who died"

Im sure you've heard all of these for the past few weeks.
Especially if you have heard of a certain website which i wont name here, you must have also realize that a group of friends of a certain bus accident victim has started a petition and is trying to make a "change".

*sigh* when will we ever learn?

When i first saw the reacton and this petition, the only thng that went through my head was this," well, here goes another "hangat hangat tahi ayam" crap again.
Its just so typical and lame just to even mention about it.

Everytime a "tragedy" happens, there will always be a group of Malaysians who will "try" to make a difference and start doing all sort of stuff not realizing that they are in fact just doing something that will end up being forgotten in a year or 2.

Dont believe me?
Lets say they actually manage to get 5 million signatures on their petition.
Seriously, 5 million is alot based on the fact that there are only 27 million people in M'sia. So what are you gonna do next?

Send your petition to the gar-men?
Well, i might say that the timing could not have been better because of the upcoming election.
Maybe (just maybe) they will actually have a slight discusson about your petition and even post it up on the newspaper (which they did) to make you feel as thought they indeed "care" about this issue.

But as soon as the storms goes by and everythings no long as 'hangat hangat tahi ayam' ,they will just keep stalling you and its just a matter of time before you all realize that theres NO SHIT you can do about it to change anything.

But since we're heading for a positive view, lets just say you all never gave up and continued to pursue on.. Well, this is when our gar-men does what it does best.

Ignore and stalling.
EVerytime you call or ask for any updates, a sweet female secretary on the line will say ,

" harap maaf, ini adalah perkara sulit dan I tidak boleh memeberitahu you, I akan menghubungi you sebaik sahaja sudah selesai k? I memang sorry"

And if this still doesnt discourage you, wait till another Big news comes out. Lets just say another protest or sex scandal appears on the news again. And when all the attention has been diverted, how many of the people that have signed the petition would even give a shit about it anymore?
I'm sorry but you're living in Malaysia, THats life....

Besides , even if the government accepts your petition, What can they do?
THe problem isnt with the Bus company or the Bus.. its the driver.

Unless you change all the bus drivers which im sure they wont, there's actually nothing you can do about it.
And one more ironic fact is this.

If so happens on the day of the accident, it wasnt lee nian ning who passed away but rather a normal young girl who was just average in studies and just normal in looks, do you think there would be such a big fuss over her death? It would be labeled a tragedy but no petition or anything would be made for her.

WHY? Is it because she isnt as worthy as anyone else?
Or just because she wasnt an intelligent go-getter and had a bright future ahead of her?

Just face the truth, none of you would have cared at all if it was just a 'somebody'.
Im not blaming any of you but its just a fact that u must all accept.

If the times comes that you have to die, theres just no way to avoid it. Even if you curl up and hide under your bed, you will still die if the bed just collapses on you.

Despite all the stuff i mentioned up there, I still signed the petition. Not because im being a hypocrite, but its a sign of respect to Lee nian ning. I'm just like any of you who wish that there would be a change but sad to say, i've witnessed too many of our gar-men's inactions that have made me what i am today. Therefore, the only thing i admire the people who did the petition are their determination and their courage. Thats all, as for the objective of it... i like everyone else have friends travelling on the bus to and from KL, and is as worried about their safety like anyone else. THerefore, im sorry but i honestly feel there's nothing we can do about it.

Countless petitions has been submitted to the governement but all has been ignored. Lets hope that this time it wont be.

Smorty

2008-01-31T17:08:00.000+08:00

Who doesnt want to get paid for blogging? Honestly, no one can resist it and now with Smorty, it has been made so easy to blog for money.

Personally, i find Smorty more attractive and better is because of the simple and straight-forward layout it provides for its users. You can log in to your account anytime and have a good overall look of the post available for you to blog and also the amount of post you have taken etc etc.

Instead of being forced to browse to diffferent pages for every service. You can get it all in a simple layout. The offers are very nice and is open to everyone. All it takes is some patience and dicipline and you can earn from blogging.

Besides that, for those who want to advertise on blogs can also go to Smorty's website and sign up an Advertiser's account and get started. As simple as A,B,C.

So start to blog for money and waste no more time.

Top USA online Casino Review

2008-01-25T12:06:00.000+08:00

Top USA Online Casinos website is a place where US online gamblers to find safe and fun online gambling sites.

The site no doubt is very reliable and offers alot of information for players who are eager to find a safe gambling site. The reviews included are also very helpful and very informative. The only setback however would be the layout. The site looks too simple and dull. It wouldnt be a surprise if someone who actually stumbled upon the site would just decide to browse to another site because of the dull layout.

Overall, the website despite looking kinda dull still manages to serve its purpose very well. All it needs is some make over in order to attract more players.

Online shopping for Rookies

2008-01-23T01:12:00.000+08:00

During my stay in Australia, i realize one thing about the aussies.
The fact that alot of them are actually buying stuff online and even more astonshingly, the stuff they buy actually get delivered to their doorstep.

Its not that Online Shopping isnt known in Malaysia , but rather the trust and risk you are willing to take.
Dont blame us, Blame our postal system for being famous for "losing" or "misplacing" your letters. Just think about it, if we cant even trust a postman to deliver a letter safely,. Wouldnt it be even worse to trust them to deliver a , lets say, iPod through mail?

However, i still get feedback from people who are of course Malaysians who have been buying stuff online for a very long time.
Which makes me think if they had really change for the better?
Everyone deserves a second chance i guess.

Anyway, i came upon a site which is really user-friendly and works like magic. Its called SAvebuckets and it can be located at http://www.savebuckets.co.uk/
Especially for people who are lazy to go from countless sites trying to compare prices. This is definitely the site for you.

From books to plasma tvs to PS3's and to Watches. This site is like the main database for all online items that are for sale.

What makes it so cool is that it automatically searches for the product you want and filter the cheapest and lowest price available on the net. You can easily compare prices and save alot of hassle and time.
Fast and Easy. Even a kid can use it.

So forget about wasting time online trying to compare prices and just type what you want in the search box. Saves you heck alot of time and also your money.

4W's and 1 H of PPP

2008-01-19T12:07:00.000+08:00

Whats PPP?
Obviously, its an acronym for PayPerPost and the name itselfs gives away what it means already. PAy per post..

Why PPP?
Because its the a site you can trust and the benefits you get from it arecool. Theres no such thing as delayed cheques and crappy stuff you get from "Ahem".. you know what i mean.

Who's PPP?
PayPerpost is a site where you can check for opportunities and earn money from posting it. Of course, your post must meet the requirements if not any moron could just post it and earn from it out of nothing. Bear in mind that theres no freelunch in this world.

Where's PPP?
If you already have a PayperPost account.. Good job!!
However if you still havent got one.. its about time get one...
All you need is to go to this site to submit your blog and sign up.

How to join PPP?
Its very simple.. So simple in fact any person can do it.
All you need is a blog and an account in PPP.
If you havent got one, Go and get a blog at this link

As for me, i started PPP because i felt its a really beneficial thing to do. Especially during your free time. With all the money i earn from PPP, i guess its not the amount but the effort and rewards you get from it that's accountable. Its always nice to earn on your own hardwork and its a good way to start with this. Especially young bloggers out there who are creative and curious. Stop wasting time doubting and sing up now.
Why not blog and at the same time, earn some cash?

Cloverfield rocks. If you dont think so..you suck!

2008-01-18T23:02:00.000+08:00

Before i watch the movie Cloverfield, i already knew that it was gonna be a great movie. Not that anyone told me about it but my insticts somehow knew it was gonna be a good movie.
But after watching it, i realize i was wrong...
It wasnt just great.. It was awesome, spectacular and fuckin great!!!

Troughout the whole movie, there wasnt a moment of boredom and recurring incidents. Every moment was something new and captivating.

For those who havent watch it, i recommend that you get your ass off your computer table and go treat yourself by watching this film.

3 Reasons why you must watch Cloverfield

1. Its time to watch something different and unique rather than the Mr.Good guy VS Mr.bad guy films.
2. Its so fuckin awesome and yet its rated only U.. The directors must have been geniuses to even got it under that category.
3. Because I said its Good and i mean it.

But be warned, If you are one of the following.. please do withold yourself from watching it.

1. a tukau (you know who you are)
2. a retard who would stop talking and asking question during the film.
3. a jackass who happens to put his/her emotions into the film and start giving opinions about the acting and style of filming.
4. NEVER watched a god-damn documentary based film before
5. Lastly, those who cant accept anything new and rather watch Rush Hour 3 despite watching it for 3000 times already.

Seriously, i got so pissed in the cinema when i heard some dipshits wail out comments such as:

"why is the camera keep on shaking?"
DUH!! Because its suppose to be a video from a camcorder?

"why cant the guy filimg stop talking?"
err..Why cant YOU stop talking. ?

"This show sucks.. theres no ending.."
Thats because not all films end with the monster being killed by the military. And once again, its suppose to be a tape from the video camera of a person who was in the city during the monster attacked. So if there was an ending shown in the tape.. It wouldnt be authentic..despite the fact that it would satisfy most idiots because theres an obvious ending. Use your brains and work your imaginations for once.

Last but not least, i hope there would be more films like Cloverfield in the future..
Then cinemas will be less crowded because there wouldnt be anymore idiots watching cause they dont understand what its about.

Peace at last~

546,412 people watch Cloverfield and all of them blurted out the same words, "Why is the camera shaking so much?"

Fuck Advertlets

2008-01-06T23:54:00.000+08:00

Its just a matter of time before Advertlets got me all pissed over it.
i've been hearing stories about how they screw with your earnings and not pay you on time..
Even my pal, pookyma didnt get his mere RM100 after 3 months. For fuck sakes..its just RM100.
Must it take that long to cash out?

It makes the slogan of Advertlets sound like bullshit: Putting the Bling in in blogging..
its more like putting a piece of crap on your blog and make you get pissed off.

At first, i still didnt care that much. But today was the last straw.
Before this, Advertlets has already been giving me problems.
Especially when the server is down and it causes your blog page to not load.
If you find that not screwed up enough. Wait till you go to your own blog with an advertlets ad.

Today, i was viewing blogs when i decided to edit some of my sidebar. And when i tried to view my blog, it wouldnt load and was automatically directed to another page where the words' ADVERTLETS.COM" was clearly shown on the page..

At first i thought it was just some error crap, so i refrehed the page and retype my address.
But nevertheless the same shit happened again.

And it only took me 3 seconds to realize that it was ADvertlets which was causing all this shit.
And what makes a blogger more pissed than being sued??

Answer: not being able to view his blog.

So i did what every sane blogger would do..
DELETE the stupid ADvertlets Ads and kiss the earnings that you would never get sayonara, adios, chaoz, and fuck it.

If you're a blogger and you experience this same prob. dont be a stupid asshole anymore,
Delete Advertlets and your problem is solved.

Once again, what does vegemaster hate more than hypocrite??
Liars!! and Advertlets has both of them..

If by any chance some assholes dont believe me..
Try going to the ADvertlets website and have a look.

But if you seriously doubted me, well..fuck you and dont come back to my blog.
I hate people who doubt me.

165,987 people doubted me and they all regret it.

and the runner up for the DFA award goes to...

2008-01-05T01:24:00.000+08:00

Firstly i would like to thank Zewt for informing/nominating another retard for the DFA awards.
Here is the article if you havent read it...

Enough already about DVD

January 4, 2008 on 8:37 pm | In News Section |

PUTRAJAYA: Those who own the sex DVDs featuring Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek should either throw them away or crush them and stop talking about the scandal altogether, said Wanita MCA chief Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen.

She said the DVD, which led to Dr Chua’s resignation from Cabinet and all his party posts on Wednesday, was a very “demeaning way” of exposing one’s private life.

“I call on everybody to stop talking about this matter and give Dr Chua and his family time to undergo a healing process,” she said.

“Malaysians cannot afford to have a situation where they are always wondering who is taping them.

“I dare say no one thinks that everyone is perfect. But Dr Chua is a courageous man and has taken responsibility for his behaviour by coming out and admitting it and apologising to the people.”

In Kuala Lumpur, Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said: “He made the right decision. What is wrong is still wrong.

But, as a friend and colleague who has known him for a long time, I feel sad over his absence in the Cabinet and party.

“I admire and respect his stand.”

In Penang, Gerakan acting president Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon said Dr Chua’s resignation was a “great loss” to the country.

Describing the resignation as “very unfortunate”, Dr Koh said Dr Chua was an “effective minister” who showed “strong leadership” by stepping down.

Just as i thought that the previous jackass was a moron, here comes another one with even more crap.

THis time, the amount of crap spewed out is enough to fill up 3 Petronas Twin towers.
Never in the history of mankind has this much crap been said before.
What a "great" way to start to year 2008...

Well, just in case the jackass happens to stumble upon my blog... Here's a summary of what any sane person will reply to your retarded statements.

First of all, its not we(the public) that keeps on talking about the scandal. As for as i've noticed, its a newspaper called the Star which happens to be owned by MCA who is publishing countless articles on your so-called "Great Loss".

Seriously, who gives a shit about that moron? He's just another old fart caught fucking a girl in a hotel room. BIG DEAL!! Just go to any download site and type "idiot caught on tape".
I'm definitely sure you will find at least 2000+ videos with that tagline.

So conclusion, no one gives a fuck about it.

Its just YOU who cares so much about the image of a jackass who ruined his career by doing something which is absolutely OK but so happens to be filmed by a genius.

We arent the ones publishing all the history's of a moron's achivement. Fuck, dont you know how much Ad space you are wasting? No wonder ads nowadays are getting more lame. Its thanks to you guys who keeps on publising crap that no one wants to see nor read

Ok, since the article contains so much bullshit. THere is no way i can elaborate on all of it. That would take me at least 50 years.
I am SERIOUS!! THere IS INDEED that much crap spewed by that idiot.

Therefore i can just say this in a very simple way, in fact..i'll make it into a fairytale:

Once upon a time a jackass made a mistake by fucking a girl who is not his wife despite having one at home. He got caught doing it and had nothing to say about it. Therefore he had to resign.
But he couldnt just apologise and shut the fuck up. NO, he had to put on a scene and act sad and stressed out and try to make the public think that he is so hurt by the scandal that he is about to commit suicide.

Everyday, his patethic face appears on the newspaper and the public soon got pissed seeing his retarded face. To make matters even more stupid, the imbeciles "friends" who i am sure dont give a shit about him but only do because he is in the same "group" with them start saying stuf like:

"a great loss" "stop saying about it" "demeaning way" " i admire and respect his stand"

Wtf?? What is the to respect and what loss? If he's such a"great loss" why not just shut the fuck up and dont act sad and resign. Hang on the the post and ignore the scandals.
If you are indeed such a good guy, prove it by staying and show to us that it is a ONE and ONLy mistake.

But base on the dumb look on his face which i have been seeing for the past few days. I am sure he will repeat his mistake. He is doomed to repeat it. For he is a....
Jackass.

Only 2 person in this world knows that he is really a jackass. One is me and the other is none other than he himself.

And the DFA(Dumb-Fuck Awards) goes to....

2008-01-04T12:59:00.000+08:00

Holy crap~~ I didnt know that so much stuff could happen in just a mere 26 days.
There i was in Perth enjoying my holiday and it didnt even come to me that a retard would make a fool of himself back home.

Good on ya...Fag.

For those who by now still have to idea whom i'm talking bout... I strongly suggest you go commit suicide.
But~ Its a New year..so I'll look pass that and post the article up in case there are really people out there that (still) dont read newspapers.

Chua blames downfall on hard work

By AUDREY EDWARDS

PUTRAJAYA: Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek described his move to national politics as a mistake and blamed his downfall on his commitment to his work as Health Minister.

“My biggest political mistake ever since coming to Kuala Lumpur is that I thought I should fulfil my obligations as Health Minister and as (MCA) vice-president,” he said.

The 60-year-old former Health Minister said the job required him to travel around the country to know about hospitals and medical facilities and for people to know him because he was a new face in national politics.

He was speaking to reporters in between packing his files and other belongings at his office here Thursday.

Final hour: Dr Chua packing up his belongings at his Health Ministry office yesterday, one day after resigning as minister.

Dr Chua was appointed Health Minister in 2004 after he won the Labis parliamentary seat in the general election that year.

Between 1986 and 2004, he was a state assemblyman and became a Johor state exco member in 1990.

Dr Chua announced his resignation as minister on Wednesday after admitting that he was the man in a sex DVD which had been widely circulated in Johor.

He said his job required him to meet party members.

“I travel and there has been a lot of speculation that I have a political agenda, that I am a very ambitious old man. That, I think, was my biggest mistake.

“And this was made worse by the press. The press will always say 'Dr Chua is one who may be mounting a challenge against the deputy president, against the president'. The press helped to ‘kill me’ in that sense.”

Asked who was suspicious of him, he simply said there were those who would gain.

Dr Chua said the police had recorded his statement.

He said he did not know who was behind the taping and DVDs and the police were having “great difficulties” with regards to the video.

He said he was told the video was made between six and eight months ago.

Dr Chua said he was proud that in the three and a half years as Health Minister, he had visited more than 100 hospitals and over 50 health facilities.

“I was shocked (to learn) when I went to some hospitals, which had been in existence for more than 30 years, that no one had ever visited them.

“I thought they were joking. There are a lot of health facilities like those in Batu Road, Sentul and Wangsa Maju which had not been visited by a single politician since the 1960s,” he added.

Dr Chua had some parting advice to future health ministers: “Please go slow. If you go too fast, you will also be subject to speculation.

“This is political reality, so I agree with some people that it is the Ministry of Hell, not because of the ministry’s work but because of the political system that we have.

“When you work too hard, people think you are ambitious or have a political agenda.”

Dr Chua said that Thursday, he became a retiree.

He said he started his day at 7.30am instead of his usual 6am, which was normally followed by exercise at 6.30am. He had breakfast with his wife and children.

“This morning when I had breakfast, I told my children that they would have to bear some of the expenses in the house,” he said, adding that they were staying with him.

He would not appeal for corporate positions, as it was not in his character to do so.

Asked whether he would take a holiday, he said he would not because what he was facing was not a “heartbreaking thing”.

“I think it is wrong to say that when you are upset, you should go on a holiday. This is the wrong prescription. As far as I am concerned, I am not upset,” he said.

Saying that he had already “stripped himself naked to all Malaysians”, Dr Chua said of his move to resign: “What more do they want? They cannot possibly ask for my head because the Malaysian political struggle is not do-or-die as in some countries.”

Dr Chua said he was working out a plan on how to thank all party members.

“I should be travelling the whole country to thank them because they unexpectedly got caught in this resignation.

“However, they must understand that if I travel now, I have to use all my expenses. I do not even know how to book a ticket. I do not even know how to book a hotel (room).

“That is okay by me. I take it in my stride. That is part of life. I will move on to the next phase. There is life after politics after all,” he said.

Ok. Firstly, great article written above there. Absolute marvel.
Realize that all the comments and replies made have absolutely NOTHING to do with being sorry about the film or even acknowledging that he did the wrong thing by going to "see" the girl in the first place.

Even the articles title is stupid>

Chua BLAMES downfall on hard work.

What does vegemaster hate more than marchans??
A hypocrite and a fucking liar.

Not only does he not admit that he screwed up his life by doing the retarded act in the first place..he BLAMES it on hard work.

Fine fine!! Lets just say he is indeed fuckin hardworking and there are so much stress in his work.
Still,, does that mean he can "release tension" by having sex with a girl in the same hotel in the same room "once in awhile" ??

Sounds so darn weird right? Well, in that case raping someone would not be wrong too then.
THe rapist might be too stressed out because he couldnt find enough cash to hire a prostitute. Thus he raped a woman he found attractive.

Cheerios? Digest that Dr.Choo-A!

Another fact i just simply cant under-fucking-stand is the "hard work" he is saying he has done for "US".

" The 60-year-old former Health Minister said the job required him to travel around the country to know about hospitals and medical facilities and for people to know him because he was a new face in national politics."

“I was shocked (to learn) when I went to some hospitals, which had been in existence for more than 30 years, that no one had ever visited them.

“I thought they were joking. There are a lot of health facilities like those in Batu Road, Sentul and Wangsa Maju which had not been visited by a single politician since the 1960s,” he added

Ahem, excuse me Moron! Need i remind you that you are a health minister? What else do you want to do? Rebuild schools and attend global warming talks in Bali?? Here's an advise for you..

Shut the Fuck up if you have no good reasons to back up your stupidity. Period

"Dr Chua had some parting advice to future health ministers: “Please go slow. If you go too fast, you will also be subject to speculation"

Beloved Minister. Dont you think that things are going A little bit too slow already?
Or are you sure you are talking about the Health department or something else? Something you happen to be caught on tape doing which seems to be a little too fast??

What pisses me off the most is the fact that the public tends to feel sorry for him instead of bombarding him with F-words and Go-Screw-Yourself comments.

Just this morning i overheard my aunties and uncles talking about how a jerk the person who filmed the minister was.

Err.. News Flash!! Isnt the guy IN the film suppose to be the jerk instead of the guy taping it?
By all means i worship the guy who did this for crying out loud.

Not only did he manage to film the video but he actually analyzed and planned out his plan and it worked like a wonder. He manage to circulate it around malaysia and even brought a minister to his knees.
I call that a work of art. He should have his face printed on our 1000 ringgit note if it ever does get printed again.

However, sad to say.. the malaysian public does it again.
We do what we do best..
If it aint me, i dont give a fuck." syndrome

Last but not least

“However, they must understand that if I travel now, I have to use all my expenses. I do not even know how to book a ticket. I do not even know how to book a hotel (room)."

If what he says is true. Then he is even a bigger retard than i thought. Even a 10 year old child knows how to book a ticket online and a hotel room. FYI, you dont need a Diploma to do that...Stupid!!

26,999,999 malaysians think that im a fuckin liar. But only one guy knows im right, and thats me

Not such a G'day after all..MATE

2007-12-26T10:39:00.000+08:00

I’ve been staying in Perth for the past 3 weeks, and one thing I realize about Australians are that they tend to think with their ass rather than with their brains.

Just in case you all forgot, remember the Shearwey ooi case?
Here’s the link to the post if you really forgotten about it..
Anyway, I feel that the thought of a parent leaving a child alone for “a few minutes” is just pure stupidity.

No way did I ever think that it will ever happen again, but ever since I came to Perth, I’ve been listening to the radio and guess what?

No matter how developed a country or how advanced it is.. There will always be retarded parents who will screw up and end up losing their children and then cry like sissies.

No, I don’t feel sorry for them.. I only feel sorry for the children who have to pay for the parents dumb moves. What sort of retard will think its “ok” to leave their child for “a few minutes” ??

Only a moron does that.

It has only been 3 weeks and I’ve already heard of numerous news of stupidity here in Perth.

1. Mom leaving 2 year old child in car. Guess what? Child ends up dead!!

Now isn’t that a surprise..

2. Child dies of drowning in pool. Parents had “no idea” where they went until their bodies were found.

Now honestly, if I hadn’t seen this on the news, I would have thought it was a Jackass movie.

Its almost Christmas and so many deaths has happened. All due to stupidity and irrational actions by a bunch of morons.

“G’Day Mate” indeed ..dumbfucks!

If any of you doubt any of the news I stated. Just go and check it out for yourself.

Oh, by the way..
If any of you feel that I am cold blooded and a bastard for saying all this..

Well, Good for you.. I guess I’m way much more mean and a jerk compared to the parents who “accidentally” left their child in the car or happen to lose sight of their child for “ I swear to god it was only 2 minutes” ..

Good on ya mate!!
No worries~

812,123 Aussies are pissed with me and wish they could hit me wth a boomerang..

2007-12-23T16:26:00.000+08:00

I wrote this post when i had no internet so it should have been posted weeks ago. I still cant believe i couldnt find any decent Cyber cafe's in perth. Fuckin turn off!

This is a boring post. so dont read if you're bored. TRust me... dont read it!!

Now I finally realize, what and who’s important to me…. Being so far away from home, I really feel alone and wish that the people I care and love is beside me right now. I cant help but to imagine what life would be when I come over to Australia for good to pursue my studies.

Right now, I really miss all the times I had back home. Although I know I’ll only be here for the holidays, yet; I cant help but feel sad and a sense of loneliness.

Thinking back, I wish that I can turn back time and go back to when I was still a kid.

If I were to be given a choice. I would do a lot of things differently. So much has been done and I wished I had done it better.

If I were to be given a chance to go back in time. One of the times I choose would be in form 1. That was the time when I started to realize how important friends are and I had my own “gang”. Those were the times when innocence and curiosity took control over my actions. Which resulted in some incidents which made some of my close friends cry and hurt. Oh.~.how much I regret it but what’s done is done. However if I were to be given a chance, I would change it and not hurt anyone.

Another time I wish to go back would be in form 3. It was the time of PMR. Unlike any other student, I was never into studies. I played everyday and until 30 days before PMR, I rushed to the bookstore and bought 5 revision books. Miraculously, I still got 6 A’s. sounds unbelievable? I didn’t believe it myself too. This however isn’t what made me go back to this time. It was the day I got my PMR results that I miss. That was the day I found a new friendship which will lasted not very long but had a very huge impact to my life.

I realized the meaning of forgiveness and acceptance from a friend who I really care and respect for. He seldom speaks of himself but I know he’s very caring and kind person. I’m even more delighted when I found out he has found a new love, after a few setbacks.

For 2 years, this friendship lasted and bonded but it soon came to an end. No doubt, I felt lonely and sad when I felt the distance between us became further apart. However, every meeting has its parting and it happens the other way round too.

Just as I was feeling hopeless and lonely, then came along a friend who would soon be one of the biggest changes in my life.

When I first met him, I never guessed that the both of us would be so close to each other. We would care for each other and both of us would not show but it was felt nevertheless.

That particular year spent with him was one of the best years of my life. If I were given a chance to relive a moment, that would definitely be it. I never felt so happy and cheerful waking up everyday just to do stuff with him again.

Although it might be the same routine, it was still fun and new. In the process, both of us included a person into our friendship. That person was tested and failed therefore we drifted apart from him soon.

Sometimes, when I look closely at the both of us. I can hardly see any similarity between us. Yet, a part of us inside seems to be responding to each other and every time I have something happy to share, I’d think of him first and try to share with him.

At times, I even thought I was turning gay.

Thankfully, I wasn’t because I still like girls. Phew~

Our friendship really changed the both of us a lot. I influenced him …hence vice versa. I made him realize the importance of forgiving people despite how much pain and things he has done. And he on the other hand made me realize the importance of someone to share your feelings with.

Though he may never know, but at the moment I saw him cry upon knowing that I would leave for my studies. I already know that I have found the friend I was looking for. He would be the one I wish to share my happiness and everything with.

Now, being hundreds of miles away. I really miss the times when I would drive all the way to his shop to fetch him out. Despite we have our arguments, but it was all brief and minor. We have difference in opinions but we know when to stop.

Sometimes, I tend to say stuff that hurt him…and I know it too. But the ego in me holds me back from apologizing. Yet, he forgives me and we both continue on as friends the next day.

It’s really great to have a friend whom no matter how long we’ve been apart. It still seems like yesterday, and we can go on laughing and talking from dawn till dusk.

So to my dear friend, I wish you all the best in life and may you find the path you are looking for.

Don’t take this as a parting, but take it as a moment in your life when one of your closest friends wish you all the best and opened up his heart to you.

Vegemaster's being emo.. but not for long

2007-12-23T16:15:00.000+08:00

When is a blog considered dead?
When the blogger doesnt post anything? I definitely havent been posting anything for the past few weeks.

There has been several times when i almost wanted to delete this blog and forget about it.
Since , i havent updated anything for such a long time. i felt that there's nothing wrong to do just that.

But everytime i look at the counter, i realize something which i have never realise before.

A blog isnt dead when there are no longer any posting...
A blog is only dead when there are no more readers.

So, everytime i feel like deleting my blog, i look at my counter and if i see any other number besides 0, i would still try to update it despite how bored i am.

So to my few readers who have been so damn loyal.. I'm awfully touched..

I'm still waiting for the day my counter shows me 0

Grandparents are annoying... yet we still love them.

2007-11-10T11:32:00.001+08:00

God is very powerful. God knows everything we like and dislike. He knows that we've done soemthing wrong and also done something good. God created Karma. God created everything..
God created.... GRANDPARENTS!!

Everyone has grandparents.. No matter what race or religion you are, you still have at least ONE grandparents.. Unless you're an orphan of course. Which is something sad so you orphans dont start spamming my comment box saying stupid stuff like :

"Hey at least you have grandparents. I didnt even meet mine".

So, please shut the fuck up and just read.

Its no question that we as grandchildren love our grandparents.. No matter how annoying or noisy they are, deep down inside we still love them.

But its also a fact that grandparents are damn annoying. They always ask questions at the wrong time and give dumb advise and also pester you to eat your meal..
Struck a bell so far?

Grandparents are all universal, All of them are too damn worried about their grandchildren a.k.a us.
They will never stop nagging you despite the stuff their naggin about is done..
Dont get it??
Here's a scenario:

grandma: Change your bedsheets please
me: ok, wait when im done with my work k.
grandma: what is so important with your work? change your bedsheet first
me: Hey, cant i just finish my work first?
grandma: Is it very hard to change a bedsheet? why must i tell u so many times?

*Note that she only told me once.. but she's assuming its being told a million times*

me: im gonna change it after i'm done with my work ok? please stop disturbing me
grandma: yeala yeala.. i am disturbing you. You always never do what i ask you to do. Ask you to eat also hard.. its for your own stomach.

*See? now she starts changing the topic and talk about random stuffs*

grandma:ask you to change a bedsheet only, its like asking you to go plant paddy in the field. You should be grateful that you dont have to wash the sheets yourself.
Me: (mahai!) OK..im changing it now.. Happy?
Grandma: why must i be happy? its for your own hygiene purporses. You dont wanna change it, dont change den.
Me: Whatever la..

After this, my whole day will be accompanied by a constant nagging from my bedsheets to my room to my clothes to my computer to my lunch..
Get the idea? She wont stop..

Im sure anyone who has grandparents will understand how i feel.
Its kinda like a mixture of feelings..
You love yet get pissed with them at the same time.

Its easy to say stuff like:
Hey, if you dont treasure the time you have with your grandparents now, when they are gone you will definitely regret it and miss the times when you made them angry.

Its also easy to say stuff like , life's a box of chocolates but Hey~! SAying and doing are both completely different things.

Anyway, i'm feeling so much better now.
Yea, you guessed it, just had a row with Ms.All-I-Say_You-No-Say.
Time to pujuk her back..
If not there wont be any dinner for me tonight. *sigh*

There are at least 1 billion grandparents on earth and all of them are just as annoying as mine.

Marchans all deserve a tight slap and you know it.

2007-11-06T05:39:00.000+08:00

Its no question that marchans are annoying. The fact that they exist is already an annoyance to human mankind. They not only make the place they live in dirty but also do retarded stuff that no other human can think of. They come up with so many safety rules but they are the first to break them.

They are so stupid and make so many mistakes untill the act of forgiving them had to be done yearly... Accumulating their mistakes and settling it when they reach the end of their lifes doesnt seem possible in fact.

Marchan's have this sort of boastful aura wherever they go. It seems to them that the world exist for them and they are the only living things on it. If i had a nickel for everytime a marchan came up with something intelligent, i would have None.

Marchan's like to go out in packs, dress like GP racers and thinks that shouting their buddies name out loud in public is cool. You can never see a marchan walk alone in the shopping mall or pasar malam's. Maybe thats why so many marchans support Liverpool since its their motto.

Please dont try to correct me by saying that marchans support Arsenal and Man United too.
The REAL reason ? Marchans think that the EPL only consist of Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool and Newcastle. Go up to a typical marchan and ask him if he's heard of Sunderland.
You'll see a blank face staring back at you. Dumbasses~

Most people in Malaysia still have that small hope, and try to deny reality by saying that the marchans that annoy are only the black sheeps of the family.
Well, turns out that the whole family consist of black sheeps. So it just makes the whole saying sound like BS.

There isnt any marchan that is 100% open minded and 100% honest and 100% understanding with you. No matter how educated or "understanding" a marchan is.. He/she is STILL a marchan.

Its in their blood.. and theres nothing you can do about it.
Well, honestly we cant blame them. Its just the environment they are brought up in i guess.
It seems that as time passed by, the marchan's feel that they are really the PRince of the Lands.

Which is ironic because marchans werent even the first people to settle in this country. That however doesnt prove anything, so no point discussing it here.

Sometimes , i just dont understand this.
How can a race praticising one of the worlds greatest religion can turn out to be so screwed up?
Yea, i admit that Islam is a great religion. In fact, its not much difference compared to Christianity. Dont believe me? Go find a koran and read..
If you understand Jawi, Which obviously you dont. So just take my word for it.

Their religion never asked the marchans to do evil stuff or anything. Its just that they are now way beyond control , even from God himself. I have met a few marchans throughout my life that are really friendly and nice. They admit their problems and all. Really touching.

But put that same understanding and friendly marchan in a group of crazy marchans.??
You'll get the same result. : a bunch of crazier marchans.

454,324 marchans slapped themselves after reading this post.

300 is Bullshit!!

2007-10-31T17:01:00.000+08:00

I'm sure by now, at least all of you have watched the film 300 or heard of it. Its a pretty nice film, filled with bloody scenes and dirty naked men screaming. But beneath all that, its all bullshit.

Its Bullshit because of the conception and idea it gave us and making the Spartans look so damn noble and heroic whereas the Persians were portrayed as crappy tall gay freaks trying to invade a poor "innocent" country.

Well, all of you ignorant spartan fans out there.. Tme to wake up and face the truth..

In case you retards didnt know, The battle shown in the film 300 is called The Battle Of Thermopylae.. <Ther·mopy·lae>.. and is of course written by the Greek author, Herodotus..
Dont know who he is? Go search the internet ..

Herodotus lived in the Persian City of Halicarnassus.. Ironic? A greek in a persian country..
Now what the hell would he be doing there??

From the film 300 , the storyline is just so easy to understand.
300 brave Spartans saved/tried to save their country from 2.7 million EVIL persians.
The truth is of course much more complicated than that.. and if you believed it was that simple..

Well,Good for you, Please call my number so i can add you to my list of retards.

In the film, we were told that the Persians were there to invade greece and enslave all of them..
But in reality, there isnt a single evidence that the Persians ever owned nor wanted slaves.
The Greeks however, are already famous for slavery..

Dont believe me?!! Where the hell did the gladiators come from then?? You think that any roman in their right sane mind would want to be a gladiator and risk getting their ass killed ? They are all in fact prisoner of wars and slaves you dimwits.

Instead, Persia was once a haven for runaway slaves from Egypt, Greece and later Rome which is a slave-hungry empire by culture which were built on slavery.

In Athens, women, slaves and foreigners had no right to vote. In Persia however, women are treated equally untill today and slavery is not practised. The fact is , Persia had something called the Bills of Right.

Ok now, back to the question. Why did Herodotus a Greek not live in Greece?
It just doesnt make any sense right? Its like an American not living in America..
or a Malaysian not living in....*pauses*.. ok, Screw that

Thats because it was only in Persia that Herodotus had the freedom to publish his work. No one could stop him and persia never did, although they were demonized in it by him.

For years, the Greeks had been carrying out attacks on Persian holdings. They attacked persian cities, set fire to persian temples, disrupted key trade routes and pirated merchant ships crossing the Boshporus. They incited rebellions but what pissed the persians was the ease by which the Greeks broke their treaties and betrayed Persia's trust.

Now tell me, who wouldnt be pissed??
But Persia kept its cool...that was untill 498BCE when Athens carried out an attack on Sardis, a major persian city which caused so much death that it finally pissed the Persians so much, they couldnt no longer not wage a war.

What is ironic here is in fact, the Spartans were not even the targets of Persia's attack. That was untill they killed a persian messenger who is shown in the film as a black jackass but in reality is not one at all.

So lets reconsider this together in a simple way:

1.one of your "homes" has been destroyed by an army of assholes
2.the neighbours of the assholes killed your messenger who just went to tell them to fuck off because you were about to drive a bulldozer to the asshole's house.

The Spartans are shown to be such peaceful people in the film. They were by all accounts ruthless savages who murdered Greek Slaves known as Helots just for fun. Sparta wasnt even a democratic country.. it praticed oligarchy.
And you morons still think that Spartans are heroes and saviors? Well, think again!!

In reality, we are merely cheering for the Spartans just because they stood against a large army with such a small number.
This of course something really worth cheering for..
Which of course means we should also cheer for the Al-Qaeda and terrorist around the world since they are in such small numbers yet they still fight and plant bombs here and there..
Once in a while , they succeed in killing a dozen or so people but i bet another scenario like 9/11 would be able to be pulled off.
So go on cheering ..

123,487 300 fans refuse to accept the truth despite being told

Just a reflection back on the stuff that you ALMOST forgot untill now...

2007-10-19T19:05:00.000+08:00

I just found this and thought that i should share it with you all..
Slowly read it and see how much we have missed and almost forgotten..

Well?? Still loving Shiteville that much after all the shit Shiteville's spitting at us??
Im calling it Shitevilles now because i dun acknowledge it as my cunt-tree at all, i feel thats its just a piece of soil filled with retards and we poor humans are stuck on it ..

So, Shitevilles Boleh!!??
I seriously dont think so.

Most of us has forgot about this, some of us are angry over it, many of us prefer to ignore it..Time to wake up my fellow Shiteville people.

Who wants to be an Investor???

2007-10-18T19:42:00.000+08:00

Have you ever thought of buying a particular stock but afraid that you might make a wrong decision and end up losing your whole life savings??

Well, normally if you are so scared and dare not take the risk,
I'll definitely recommend you to Fark off and stop whining because the stock market isnt for people who dare not risk..
What?? You really think theres such a thing called a "Risk-free, sure earn" schemes??
If there is, please do sign me up first..

Anyway, lucky for you fellas out there who dare not tkae the risks, Here's something to actually test your stock market watching skills and also try your luck too.

Up untill here, im sure you've all guessed it..
Yes, its the Stock market Exchange or better known as Bursa Saham in Malaysia..

Believe it or not, Bursa Saham has actually created a site for all us curious youngsters out there to try out the stock market and also sharpen out skills ..

Sounds cool right? Everything in the game is based on actual events and even the stock markets are opened during actual working hours..
If you dont know the working hours.. Well, Too Bad!!
I suggest you go find it out as your first step of your quest to know more of the stock exchange..

Well, this "game" (i prefer to call it a game because theres no other way of calling, unless you want me to act like a retard and call it a stock exchange simulator instead...which of course is a direct Fuck you!) is really interesting because its actually very challenging and kinda unique..

You'll be given 250k at the start of course.. And your goal is to get as much profit as you can..
Besides that, there is even a prize for those who manage to be the top scorers ,which means those who earn the most..
Go check out the prize information at the website ...
Dont make me spoon feed you all PLEASE!!

As for the High-score, Last i checked the highest wasnt even 1 million yet.. So i guess theres still time to catch up.

So for those interested. you can sign up here at this website ..

So, good luck to you all and may you be successful Investors..
Even if you do screw up,..well..
That just shows you made the right choice trying out this first instead of buying it in real life..

So THANK ME FOR SAVING YOUR LIFES SAVING!!

354,394 investors are gratefull i introduced this game to them because they lost their 250k on their first day

10,9,8....3,2,1, 0.. Kami sudah Berlepassssss!!!

2007-10-14T13:17:00.000+08:00

Yes, i know my title sucks.. But thats how our T-minus timer will sound like when our very own Malaysian launches its OWN rocket with its OWN astronauts into space..

Retards: Hey, vegemaster... i thought we aledi got the angkasawan fella go up space d ma.. Malaysia got astronaut d la..

Well, retard..for your information... The rocket "our" angkasawan are boarding isnt ours to begin with...
Second, those 2 morons on board arent even astronauts.. They are just mere passengers tagging along..
YES!! Tagging along!!

They have no role to play at all on the shuttle at all for crying out loud..

Here's a list of what they can/might do in the shuttle:

1. smile at the TV3 cameraman and wave exposing their dumb faces on live tv
2. Strapped tight on the chair and wait for the shuttle to lift off..
3. Scream like a wimp when the shuttle starts shaking violently upon lift off and pray to God
4. Make a fool of themselves in front of the other REAL astronauts by asking "Hey, Can i tekan the red button that clearly states: DO NOT PUSH ? "
5. Wish all the marchan retards back in Merlayseea 'selamat hari raya' on board a shuttle in space that cost us billions of ringgit just to show to the world that Malaysia Can Do IT!! Obviously, the world doesnt care....

So there you have it.. Our very own ~~RetarD~~ Angkasawan in space..

Bravo!! Malaysia Boleh!!!

Bilions of ringgit were spent on sending two morons to space when they could have just spent it on building schools and roads.. Malaysia Boleh!!!

Am I a good blogger?

2007-10-02T17:50:00.000+08:00

Honestly, i dont feel that I'm a good blogger at all..
Compared to so many other bloggers out there, i consider myself one of the most less committed bloggers in the "blogging" world ..

Even pookyma, my non-biological brother seems to bedoing far better off in his blog..

I obviously, dont update my blog that often anymore if you havent realize..
Compared to last time when i was just a newbie , i use to update on daily basis and even up to 4 posts a day.... Call me committed? I thinks its more to obssesed..

But as time passed, i feel that i have lesser and lesser stuff to write about.
I cant write about my school-life anymore since im no longer studying in a school..
I cant write about our government and country too much also.. Some ISA moron might just accidentally discover my blog and sue me in court, which is becoming so famous nowadays...
Any little small thing also can be sued

And worse,, college life has nothing interesting to talk about..
Its not like you all wanna know how many times i fell asleep in class or went to the toilet right?

So when I'm bombarded with questions like :

"oi, update your blog la....
"update laa...sian laa
"never update again...Update!!
"Same post again? oi..write new stuff la

I'll just reply with a "haha" and then ignore the question, cause seriously, i have no shit to write at all..

Life is THAT boring indeed..
Thats why i really admire people like Zewt and Rojak who are able to update their blog every single day... Although sometimes the post are abit too... err~ never mind that.

So vege-readers, it seems that your Vegemaster is really running out of stuff to write...
Im even forced to write this patethic post just to update it.. which is obviously full of bull-crap~

Aa, well~ Screw this..I'd just go back to watching my TVB series 'the drive of life epi30' ..

Some hope that I'll continue blogging, most wish I'd just stfu instead.. Screw the latter

Just admit and I'll Shut the Fark Up~..

2007-09-26T22:34:00.000+08:00

Once in a while, I'll always receive some dumb and retarded questions from some of the people around me..

One question which really makes me feel like slapping the person who questions is this:

Retard: hey vegemaster... why are you always posting so much racist stuff? you know you can be caught by the goverment? You always say merlayseea is racist..but what proof do you have?

And the #1 question that pisses me off:

How you know merlayseea is a racist country? you dun know also ma

Ok, because im feeling nice and kind today, i wont post up this mofo's name but if this person ever asks me again, I'll post his pic up and make sure he'll regret ever asking me those retarded questions.

SO, mofo.. For your patethic brains information... I dont have any proof that Merlayseea is a racist country...
Seriously i dont have ANY!! Why?
I am the LIVING PROOF !!! And so is every single non-marchan people living in this peninsular you jackass~

For God sake, I dont give a shit about all the questions you asked... But heres a final explanation to it all..

I am personally a very reasonable person and if what you say is true.. I'll listen and agree with you..

You know what pisses me off the most and drives me up the wall?

Its the damn Reasons and the damn attitudes of our garmen..

This racial issue has been so obvious and even a foreigner who is here on a vacation can tell..
This cunt-tree is as screwed up as it is already..
However, you wanna know why i express so much??

Its because its being ignored and being pushed under the carpet..
For those who viewed my previous post on Reasons Reasons..
You can see our "beloved" moron giving so many reasons to the questions being asked to him..

He cant even answer a question honestly, He's just repeating a script given to him 30 minutes before the interview in his Perdana.

If they just admit the blardy issue, i'll swear to god, i will definitely Shut the F up! But sad to say, they wouldnt and still strongly feel that it is not true and isnt a problem..

So one last time, I'll say it..

If the problem is acknowledged and is being solved..
Fine~!! I'll delete all the damn post on it and write good stuff about our cunt-tree..

How tall our towers are..How nice the people are.. How truly asia our country is.. How beautifull our airport is...
I'll write all on that..

But untill that day arrives, (which i am sure wont)
I'll continue to post what i like..

Besdies, I'm sure no one is interested in reading towers and F1 tracks here..
For crying out loud!! You can read all of that HERE

99% of my readers feels that that "day" will never arrive.. the other 1% is retarded

Rapid Penang Problems...

2007-09-26T21:02:00.000+08:00

For those who read the newspaper often or are always aware of certain updates happening around us.. Im sure you would know that now, RapidPenang has been introduced in Penang and all the other old run-down busses are no longer in service..

Firstly, im kinda pissed because it took those mofo's so long to come up with this 5-year-old kid idea and i had to endure the screwed up busses for 4 damn years..
Just makes me think that everything seems to be there to piss me off..

Anyway, it has been several months since the RapidPenang has been in service and im quite satisfied with the progess of it..

Everywhere i drive , i can see bus stops with specific numbers and routes on it, there are even stops at places that never had any routes before which was a great thing to do.... The busses in service are all nice and clean and best of all, the driver doesnt look like a drug addict..

I was quite delighted that finally, penangs transportation problem would be solve....
Untill today~...

It seems that all was too good to be true after all..

For starters, remember all the bus stops i told u that about? Well, it seems that RapidPenang has just wasted a lum sum of money just to make all those ridiculous bus stop for fun and then decided to put one of them every 100m apart..
Just for the fun of it..

Why?
Cause all the new stops are actually hoax and no bus travells to there at all... Of course, there is the occasional Saya-pemandu bus-baik and he will follow the routes but sooner or later, its back to the old routes and the new stops are abandoned..

Which is such so screwed up because the road in front of my condo happens to have a RapidPenang bus stop..

*claps hands*..

However, if i were to be retarded enough to stand there and for a bus..I would certainly die of old age..

Caue that stop is just for "pai sui" or in other words, decoration..

Another dumb issue about RapidPenang are the safety measure used on the bus.

bro: koko, did you know that the rapidpenang buses have glassbreakers?
me: Wtf? what for?
bro: maybe its to break the glass in case of emergency lor
me: what kind of emergency can occur on the stupid bus which involves glass breaking? its plain BS la.. Another accesory for the marchans lor rite?
bro: haha..yea.. ALL the glass breakers are stolen ..
me: hmlc?!! They actually manage to steal it? isnt it kept in a box or something?
bro: no ar..its on every side of the window..
me: smart..damn smart... bunch of sundu's at work again

When i heard about this from my brother, i was in utter shock..
What a smart move to do..

Placing Glass breakers in buses used by marchans who are also part-time mat rempits and thieves who so happens to have no money to buy a weapon to assault innocent people but now has one because of rapidpenang's retarded idea to place a damn glass breaker in its buses..

Bravo~!!!

What next? might as well place a shotgun in the rearseats in case someone hijacks the bus??
Just makes me wonders how much more retarded can some people be..

And so happens today, my aunts CRV side window were smashed and her handbag stolen..

I am pretty sure no marchan is powerful enough to break the window or even carry a brick because they lack of protein due to excessive masturbation..

So thanks to an "anonymous" donation, they now have glass breakers to assist them in crime and make sure they get away with it..

Imagine if one day a dumb marchan was caught trying to break the glass with the glass breaker in his hand..
And when he's questions were he got the 'weapon', that patethic marchan kid will say:

"saya angkat kat tepi it bus mia... saya tak curi.. pinjam aje"

Theres only one word i can think of now..

SUNDU~!!!~~

2,364,538 marchans are now equiped with state-of-the-art glass breakers..

Reasons reasons REASONS!!!

2007-09-23T14:41:00.000+08:00

Last week on BBC news, HARDtalk had an interview with our Foreign Minister , ~~Shit~~ Syed Hamid...
The Proggame was suppose to be aired at 10.30pm but in the end, it was cancelled.

Why?
Obviously, something sensitive must have been said which could have lead to this...

For those who didnt get the chance to watch it or didnt even know about it..
You can watch it HERE...
You'll need RealPlayer to play it..
So dont crap if you cant view it..

Just watch it and tell me if you still feel that you love this Cunt-tree ...
Just watch it and see that pathetic idiot giving so many reasons..
Just watch it and see how we are actually being judged as…
Equal?? Fair?? Justice??

Think again, open your eyes..
Im lazy to say anything so just watch It because Sarah Montague has said it all..

so, enjoy ..

365,002 suckers believed the reasons and died believing they are equally treated

Freedom Film Festival 2007

2007-09-20T23:24:00.000+08:00

Today in college,my Film Studies class had some people from the Freedom Film Festival over to show us some clips and promote their upcoming film festival which will be held in Dewan Sri Pinang..

When i first heard of it, i thought it was gonna be another screwed up talk and it was gonna bore me to death..

So i entered the Lecture theatre with a biased thought and sat down feeling pissed cause i was forced to attend it by my lecturer..

Soon, the people from the Freedom Fest started to give a short talk.. followed by a short 7 minute video clip about muslim and the tudung.

7 minutes later, i had nothing to say but one word..

No its not "Bored" but rather an astonishingly "WOW!!!"

The clip was actually darn interesting and touched alot of stuff that we never ask ourselves before..

Questions like:
why must muslims wear tudung?
IS the tudung a must?
which part of the quran states that muslims women must wear tudung?
What happens if u dont wear it?

Questions that we dont normally think of were all portrayed in the clip and was well filmed..

I was really amazed and had a higher respect for them when they showed another clip titled" kopi oh kurang sikit manis"

Those who missed it really missed out on something so great.

The short film as the titles says is concerning the police and its dark side..
Its DAMN nice and really depicts all the stuff we never thought of asking and alot of stuff the police covered up and didnt let us know....

They are having a Film festival this sat and sun at Dewan Sri Pinang but the seats are almost full..

For those interested in knowing more.Here's the website

Really proud with what those fellas did in their films... Finally something about Malaysia i can truly be proud of..

Finally!! ONE reason to be proud of Malaysia

The most Addictive game of the Year!!!

2007-09-16T21:52:00.000+08:00

Forget about DotA, forget about WoW, or any other MMorpg out there..
Better still forget about that lame 'The House " flash game i sent you...lolz

Cause i've found a better yet super addictive game which made me st in front of the com for hours.. Sounds so stupid but im sure most of you will do the same once u play it.

The objective of the game is very simple, even a retard could do it..

You will be controlling a rabbit with your mouse curosr and you will have to hop your way up to the top... The "top" of course is never ending so you'll just have to keep hopping till you get a high score..

Sounds simple rite? Too simple in fact..

Click on the image to play the game..

Just in case some morons tried it and say its impossible to get over 1 million score..
Watch this clip of a guy who did just that and even more..
~~fucking~~ Amazing!!

Alot of people are getting sick (including me), so drink more water and dont stress yourself too much..
But im sure even if you're not, this game will.

60,666 losers coldnt even get a score of 10,000..

Vegemaster Dares You!!!!

2007-09-14T19:57:00.000+08:00

Oh crap, just saw the date and realized i havent updated my blog for sooo damn long... Shi-Bae!! (dammit in korean)

Anyway, no point explaining why cause whats done is done... Besides i dont think any of you care .. rite? ..rite?

This update however wont be about any Or Cha's pissing me off, or about my "beloved" cunt-tree
Instead I'd be daring any of you readers to try this game out..

Seriously, i Dare any of you out there to try it..
Why??

Cause it seriously damn Good~!!! *thumbs up* The Best Flash game i've encountered so far!!

Here are some of the reasons why you should try this game out:

1.Its graphic and storyline is superb and kicks Ass!!
2.Its unlike all those lame & childish flashgames you find on www.killsometime.com
3.All Vegemaster Readers are not wimps and must have the guts to try it!!

To play the game Click on the picture below:

Even the picture itself send shivvers down my spine.. I still cant believe i actually finished the damn game!!

If I can do it.. Why not you??
So stop being a chicken and click the link already..
Who knows?? you might find it not scary ..

That i think, is not likely to happen after all..

56,567 idiots took 25 minutes thinking whether or not they should try the game and ended up not playing after all..

Hypocrite Country a.k.a. Mer-Lay-See-Ah!!

2007-08-31T14:13:00.000+08:00

50 years of independence..

Most people would definitely be proud of this fact.. I'm sure most of us are...
But when i come to think of it..
What are we suppose to be proud of? Besides the two retarded numbers flashing everyday infront of the television and banners on the streets...

What are WE suppose to be proud of??

Moron 1: Hey vegemaster, you shouldnt be like this. We have the petronas twin towers, KLCC, we have Sepang, we have KLIA, ..besides, our country is far much better compared to the other country.

Well, Thanks for the Sejarah update...

All the stuff you mentioned up there are just bloody places and structures that can be built elsewhere... Screw the twin erection.Its just an emergency escape route for all those idiots working on the higher floors..
KLCC btw sucks too if you compare to other shoping malls in other countries...

Oh of course, we dont compare to countries like japan and europe..
We're too busy comparing ourselves to our neighbours..
Shame on you..

Yesterday night, i was going home at around 1Am when i saw a group of not more than 200 motorcyclist riding pass me.
This was normal to me becase I've seen it more times than I've ever said "i love mer-lay-se-ah"..

However, this time, there was something different..
All of the morons were wearing Malaysian Flags and carrying them on their bikes..

Smart move~!!! What a way to prove your love to our country ..
I'm sure if I'm a tourist and i happen to see you retards ride pass me in your "jalur gemilang" official t-shirt, i'd be so touched and scream "merdeka" along with you.

Once again, the marchans convenientily ignores to use their brains again...

I was reading the newspaper yesterday when i came across an article about our multiracial community in malaysia..

Lets just call the person, Dick..

According to Dick, our country is a very blissful country and should be glad because we have so many races and we can still live together in harmony..

Well, Dick, I'm sure you've been living in a cave for the past 50 years because it so happens that all the BS you spewed out isnt true at all..

And to all those who disagree with me.. well, Go crap on yourself because its a fact and You KNOW IT!!

Lets put an example:

A chinese guy drives his car pass a kampung and so happens a 7 year old malay kid riding a motorbike without a licenses overturns and falls over...
What would you think would most "probably" happen??

A. the kid apologises and kisses the chinese guys ass
B. the kid cries and runs off leaving the chinese guy confused, however the kid still kisses the chinese guy's ass before he left
C. the kid pretends to have borken his legs and starts screaming... The next thing you know, the chinese guy's patethic Wira is surrounded by the whole kampung and gets the shit whack out of him

I'm sure deep in our small tiny hearts, we all know what the answer is..

Fuck the equality shit!!!
Keep in mind, this is the first time i wrote the F-word in my post for so long because i just couldnt find another better worse to use.

THere is no such thing as equality here..
Whoever says there is is definitely a blardy hyporcrite..
What the hell, did someone just licked your stinkin balls and made you say that??

Why deny it when you know so well that it isnt true??

I'm not gonna lie to you all..
I love my country... How can i not love it?
Since i was in standard 1, i was brainwashed by all the Cikgu Cikgu's to" sayangilah negara kita".
I was even forced to learn and sing the worlds most "beautifull" song every freaking Friday!!

So you tell me!! How can i not love my country??

Remember the Rukun Negara? Im sure most of you have forgotten but let me refresh your minds..

Kepercayaan kepada tuhan..
Kesetiaan kepada raja dan negara
Keluhuran perlembagaan
Kedaulatan undang undang
Kesopanan dan kesusilaan

I swear with my **** that i wrote that up without searching on Google for it..
I typed out every single of it based on what i remembered..

MCH!! after all these years ,i can still remember it.... Not something proud but bizzare..

So once again, if you ask me what i should be proud of my country..
I guess there is still one thing that i can be proud of..

Which is despite all the BS that I've crapped out..
I still sit at home safe and able to blog without a bunch of marchans rushing into my room and kill me..

550,550 marchans think I'm right but is too much of a wimp to admit it..

Hurts so much..

2007-08-23T20:07:00.000+08:00

I thought i was able to handle it...
I thought i could go through it again..
I thought that this time. i can be strong and andle it flamboyantly..

But how wrong i was..

The moment i saw it pass me... my heart had a strong desire ... Never before did i want something that bad..

I knew... i knew that if i did it, i would definitely be in deep pain again..
It had happen to me before and the pain was sooo knn bad..

I couldnt sleep..i couldnt breathe... i couldnt eat..
even trying to close my eyes was a torture..

The old wound has healed itself now... and although i know how excrutiating it was...
Watching it pass by proves to be too much for me..

Seconds passed by like hours as i stared and stared...
Trying hard to fight the urge to get up and do what my heart really wanted to..

However, i felt the pain coming again.. I knew that if i were to do it.. I would have to go through the damn pain again..

But kanasai..i really couldnt stand anymore..

I got up from my chair and walked towards the place..

I chose my words carefully and finally i said to the guy in the Jamal uniform:

"ah neh.. ayam bagi potong sat"

And sure enough, after i had that piece of fried chicken..
machauhai!!...i had the worlds worse sore throat since that night untill today..

And No, it wasnt a girl you dumbasses..

9,999 morons deleted my blog link because this post pissed them off

Why Astro Ria Sucks.

2007-08-23T18:14:00.000+08:00

Im a subscriber of Astro for almost 3 years.. and throughout this 3 years, NEVER in my life had i ever pressed the number "4" on my Astro remote control..

Why??
Firstly, we chinese are pantang towards the number 4 because it means death and alot of other bad omen..
however, knowing me...im not superstitious so that reason is not true..

If you ever by any chance accidentally pressed 4 on your remote..
Congratulations because you are about to witness a 24 hour progamme of "world's most retarded mofos on the screen"

Ignore the different host and actors because no matter what the title is, its still contains the basic requirements for a moron channel:
1. a retard laughing for no reason
2. more retards laughing along to the show
3. a retard swtiching to the channel itself.

Today proved to be one of the mot screwed up day of my life as it turns out.
In case you didnt know.. I'm having a very bad sore throat and headache but I'm still forcing myself to blog because i know i need to save all you Astro subscribers life..

I came back from college today feeling tired and sick due to the excrutiating painfrom my throat.. So i made myself a cup of herbal tea and sat in front of the TV..

In my mind i was actually trying to press for the channel 70 but my farked up fingers somehow skipped the buttons by one line and press 4 instead..

Thats when the nightmare began and i developed a bloody migraine.

Channel 4 if you didnt know is of course the Astro Ria channel..
For starters, the name of it already pisses me off because theres nothing "ria" about it at all..
What the hell is wrong with malaysian media??
Why must they think of such retarded names for everything they do??

Nothing...i repeat.. Nothing ever sounds nice if its something to do with our local..
From the names of our cars to the names of our progammes and a whole lot more..
Listing it down would take me forever..

And to make things worse.. i had to witness the a retarded host promoting his show..
Here was what the chibye fella said:

"AC DI MANA?? AC DI SINI!!! SEMPOIIIIIIII"

The first thing that went into my mind was..

"wow...50 years of independence and they cant even train out any good host for tv shows?? Worse still, they went to Pudu and randomly selected a beggar and forced him to wear a blonde wig and then made him a host of a tv show"

Seriously, there are so many talented people out there... not to mention even more good looking than that retard.. Why must they choose him??

First, just the sight of him makes you feel like punching the crap out of him..
Second, his retarded actions doenst even amuse my 3 year old cousin.

And to put him on Astro!!
WTF... is Astro trying to screw up?
They certainly are doing one hell of a job..

Theres no question that the other Astro channels such as AXN etc etc are great and interesting..
But is there a need for unnecessary channels like Ria??

Ok,some might say its for the malays to watch..
But then again, do you seriously think that even malays can stand those sort of dumbshit shows?
For god sake, im sure even they themselves know how to differenciate a moron on tv.

So fellow astro subscribers... if you ever treasure your life and your eyesight..
Never ever even attempt trying to have a peek at channel 4..
Unless you're doing your college assignment with the title:
How idiots influence our daily lives and where they get their inspirations from

32,871 Astro subcribers tried to cancel channel 4 but was told they could not.

Merrr-Day..CAR!!

2007-08-17T14:15:00.000+08:00

Dont ask me why i havent updated my blog for so long... I just didnt feel like updating ...
College has began and the schedule sucks...

I've nothing much to blog lately too..
Mental block or whatever you prefer to call it.. I dun care~

Lately, i've been seeing alot of banners and ads on our "50th Merdeka Celebration"..
Well, give a hand for those who actually put up those banners and those who are eager to celebrate it..

*claps hand*.. Ok,,happy now? Back to reality you morons!!

Whats with all the Big fuss about our 50th merdeka?? MCH !!

Retards with mini flags on their pathetic Kancil and also banners that confuse lil' kids..
I'm not saying this out of nothing..
Because i have proof!

Ever notice those dumb banner of our Malaysian Flag on the roads??
Colorful rite? Besides that, its just a plain piece of dumb cloth..
Whats worse is they printed our malaysian flag completely wrong!!

And there they are screaming to to be proud of our country.. MCB~ get your flags correct first please , doofus!

50 years and you couldnt get your flag printed right?
Thats an achievement not many can achieve.. Malaysia Boleh spirit again la??

Another achievemet is of course our new national car..
Proton Persona..

Sometimes i wonder what in the world is going on in the Proton company..
Its not like they havent furthered their studies abroad or they are mentally-challenge

But WHY!!! WHY?? Why are they designing cars that look like Shit??

Lets see, first we have the proton Saga..
Ok, thats our first national car,, cant blame them rite?? They havent got the malaysia boleh spirit yet.. ok.. FORGIVEN.

Next Proton Wira.. fine....wira looks ok but they have never actually manage to solve the Power Window problem since the Ice Age..

Then comes the Tiara, Satria, Perdana....
Tiara needless to say looks like a piece of junk and whoever bought it is indeed a moron..
Farkin hell! I'd rather walk then to be seen in that shit car..
Jesus!! Is it like super cheap?? If it is, well, i can understand but still..its a cheap piece of junk.

Proton Satria is the most like-able among the proton cars ...Perdana also proves to be quite a nice car..so both cars are actually the turning point for Proton..

BUT!! They just had to screw it all up..

Soon , came the astonishing designs , Proton Waja, Savvy and Gen2..
Ok, on its own, the cars are a sore to the eyes..

All cars have their own nice fetures but its Proton's specialty to make a good car look weird by adding stupid designs to the car.. Bravo!!Good job you idiots..

And as if proton wasnt losing enough money..
They decide to come up with another car..Proton Persona!!

For crying out loud.. Proton actually bought Lotus!!!
At least makes what worth of their money!!

USE the lotus technology and designs!!
Why buy the company but not use the good stuff in it???
Its like buying a notebook but using it as a coffee table..
Diu~ Waste of money..

I guess i've said enough, Im having a bad headache now after seein so many Persona pictures ..
I wanted to post them up but was afraid that most of you all will end up sick...

351,928 malaysians have sold their proton's and bought a second-hand honda instead

7th month pantangs

2007-08-11T15:03:00.000+08:00

grandma: jin ar...now is the chit guik ok.
me: err..so?
grandma: so u dun go hiking, swimming...also dun go out too late..be home before 12... then dun wear black...dun go to the beach...dun simply say things at night...dun bla bla bla.
me: gum lan ma fan?? why got so many stuff?? i dun believe it also..
grandma:you always wanna go againsnt me izzit? u just do like i say la.
me: tiu..what if im an american and i never head of any stuff like "chit guik" before? And i happen to wear black.. does that mean im dead?
grandma: hana hana...u talk back smart la....u wan to believe or not up to you la Har!!
Mm moi chou kong ei la..

Thats my grandma and parents famous Tagline: Mm moi choi kong nei la
Its in cantonese and what it means is "i dun wanna say you anymore"

But in reality, when they say it, its already saying Alot ... its just a sarcastic term used to make u feel guilty..,
Which in this case, Fails because i never felt guilty..

grandma:Mm mi choi kong nei la..
me: Mou kong lor..

Chit guik which means the '7th Month' is the time where you can see alot of chinese old folks buring paper and also offerings along the road.

Its the time of the year where you see alot of old people "teaching" their grandchildren all the 'pantang-larang' which was passed down to them by their ancestors..

My family is of course just like any other family..
All the pantang-larang has been passed down from generation to generation but sad to say..

Its Time for it to End!!!

Personally, i respect my granparents alot.. i alos believe in spirits and ghost and all those stuff you cant see that float around us ...

However, its the 'pantang larang' that ticks me off..

For instance, i was playing DotA in my room just now when my grandma suddenly comes into my room and starts talking..

Firstly, i was concentrating in my game so i wasnt in the good mood to reply her nicely..
Second, all the stuff she told me was BS and went out thru my left ear as soon as it entered the right ear..

grandma: ah jin...its the chit guik now..so dun go swimming anymore ok? dun go out late ok? dun wear black ok?
me: What? diu..playing game..later tell me la
grandma: cannot!!! tell u now..later i will tell ur brother
me: haiyoo..faster tell
grandma: just dun kuai koo can d
me: i when got kuai koo? i everyday at home play game only ma
grandma: dun go swimming d ok?
me: no way..i sure go swimming wan..siau ar? lidat all the olympic swimmers cancell their swimming class becz of 7th month la..diu.. not logic wan
grandma: *pulls my ear* why u must always be kuai koo wan? dun wear black also k
me: WTF!! why?? everyday wear white? siau ar? i will look like the ghost instead
grandma: u just listen to me correct d... den dun go hiking and go out late
me: hana hana... dun go out late and hiking..ok.. i wan play my game d...go out laa
grandma: everyday game game game... buy the laptop is for study..not game
me: YESSS!!! go out laa
grandma: hana.. mm moi choi kong nei laa
me: diu..you've already said so much..now only u say u dun wan say me?

Yes~ Thats my grandma.. Always reminding me of all the stuff i cant do..

anyway, from my point of view..I believe that pantang larangs are not all BS
Its up to you to believe it or not..
Its not like you will definitely get yourself in deep shit if u wear black.. its all up to your own decision

I believe that most people follow it because they respect their parents..
Its always more filial to follow the old folks teachings...As a respect for them
If not they will feel they are like fai chais at home..

Its just their way of proving to us that they are more experienced and know more than us..
The famouse words they like to say are "sek yim toh goh nei sek fan" and "giong yut lou yut lat"

"eat salt more than u eat rice" " ginger gets more spicy when they get older"
Both terms basically mean that old people know more and its better to listen to them..

So, teenagers out there...if your grandparents are telling you all those 'pantang larangs' now..just tahan and listen to them and follow lor... Dun try to make them angry lor.. Be a good grandchild lor..be filial lor.. dun be kuai koo lor

But...

im sure that i'll be wearing a black t-shirt tomorrow..

LMAO!! I cant wait to see my grandma's reaction..

Worlds Largest Cross...

2007-08-09T13:51:00.000+08:00

WOW!!
That was all i could say after reading what a bunch of ~~idiots~~ people in Nazareth are planning to build..

Okay~ It has something to do with Christianity..
And yessss, it is something they are planning to build....
Nooooo its not a church..
Nooooo Its Definitely NOT a bridge.. So What is it??

Its a Cross..

Nope you didnt heard me wrong, or in this case, Read wrongly because..
The Worlds Largest Cross is going to be build in the town of Nazareth ..

What did i say?? Wow!!
Talk about extremist but this is way tooo unimaginable!!

Worlds Biggest Cross.. Now, who could think of that?
They even have their own website!!

Worlds Largest Cross

As for those christians out thre who wish to be a "part" of the Cross.
Good for you because you can actually Buy Tiles and engrave your names upon it and then they'll stick it up on the Cross..

I strongly suggest you wait till the last minute to buy your tiles if you ever plan to buy it ..

Why?
Dammit, you wouldnt want your tile to be waaaaaay Up on the cross right??
Its 60metres tall ...Whats the point if youcant even see your name??

But they might just only allow a part of the cross to be engraved i guess..
Heck~ How should i know?

Hmm.. since there's the Worlds Largest Cross..
I wonder how the other religions think of it??
Sounds like a challenge ei?

The reason(s) why Or Cha's Piss me Off!! -part 2-

2007-08-03T14:16:00.000+08:00

In my last post of "The reason(s) why Or Cha's Piss me Off!! -part 1-" .. I've told you all about how their working attitude was like..

Before i begin however, I must stress out on one thing.

I am NOT labelling all or cha's as bad people Not all of them are bad because nobody's perfect..
Its just that MOST of them are that screwed up..
God knows why the hell they choose to be like that..

Is it the stress ?? Dont underestimate the stresses of tossing a dough i guess..

Ok..cut the crap short.. Reason No.2:

2.

Firstly, How many of you are drivers? I'm sure most of you are unless you're a 10 year old kid who happen to come across my blog.. Good Job Kiddo!! You'll learn alot from here..

How many times has this happen to you?

You're driving on the road.... You look to your left and see the speed limit sign is "60Kmph"..
You look at your meter and its going at 55 Kmph..

Then all of a sudden, you sense an aura coming from behind you..
Its as if you sense some retard stalking up from behind..

And when you look at your rear mirror, you fail to see anything...
Just as you were about to turn left into a junction..

Suddenly..

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

You see a retarded motorcyclist speed pass your car , barely missing you by milimetres..

And if you're "lucky".. the motorcyclist will turn around and show you the finger of God..
And then put on his "WTF is wrong with your driving" look and then speed off...

Once again, Im not trying to be racist but 80% of the times i experience this..its always an Or Cha.
Be it the M-Or Cha or I-Or Cha, its still the same.. they'll speed pass you, finger of God appears and then speed off..

Most of the time, i'll wish that they will hit a pillar or smash into the monsoon drain but it never happens..
Which of course pisses me off..

Why the hell are they in such a rush???
Are they rushing to take an exam or job interview?

From personal experience, i know that is IMPOSSIBLE because i still remember as if it was yesterday..

It was my SPM examination day and i was in the hall doing my exam.. Halfway through, i looked to my left and guess what i saw..

A group of Or Cha's walking in theii most stylish way and combing their hair as if there wasnt any exam to take at all..
Makes no difference even if they took it though..

I think that the only time they would be worried and rush to someplace was if they heard that some Bollywood actress was gonna appear in Pragin Mall or there's a free Give-away of Mirrors.
Yes... Mirrors!!! It might sound funny but guess what..

There is ALWAYS a mirror with the Or Cha's!! Anytime Anywhere AnyHOW..
There's always a blardy mirror with them..
This aint no joke but i know that during school, If i ever needed a mirror or a Comb.. The ideal person to ask from are Or Cha's..

Its not like i'll use the comb.. but just for fun, you can ask them..
Its essential that they carry a mirror and comb with them.

I bet they're always thinking this sentence in their 5X5mm brain:
You neva know who you're gonna meet.. might as well be prepared..

If this doesnt piss me off, the older Or Cha's will.
Its like they spend all their time rushing around and when they get older.. they tend to slow down, ALOT.

If you're drivng behind an old or cha, im sure you will get annoyed..
3 reasons why even the most patient guy in the world will get pissed off:

1.they ride their C50 at a surprising speed of 20 Kmph at a 80Kmph lane
2.Their ears are not working because no matter how much you horn them, they ignore you..
3. And the thing that pises me off the Most!!

Their f*cking signal lights are always beeping even if theres no blardy junction for the next 10km..

I once 'tailed' a retard who drove all the way from Point A to Point Z with his left signal lights beeping the whole damn way!!
You would be expecting that mofo to turn at the next junction but he never does..
He just rides on and on in the midde of the road with his signal lights on.

Seriously, alot of my red blood cells die when i drive because of idiots like them..

However, I still thank god that they are on motorbikes instead of cars..
At least if they cause an accident, they would cause less injuy to the innocent drivers..
Pray hard that i dont ram into one of them one day..
Pray VERY hard~~~

(to be continued...)

Movie for the weekends..

2007-08-02T09:46:00.000+08:00

After 5 days of continuous ~~downloading~~ peering and seeding, I've finally finished "obtaining" a copy of the Korean comedy "200 pounds beauty"..

I woke up 8am just to watch it because i just couldnt wait to watch it..
Most of my friends told me it was nice but i was doubtful..

At first i thought that it was just another typical Cinderella movie where a fat girl turns to a angel and lives happily ever after..

However, this movie also has some morale values which just shows to me and you all that ,
It doesnt matter how you look ..its what inside that counts..

But how many of us actually do that??

Its no lie that appearence is very important, but it should never be used to judge a person..
Not all fat people sucks and not all pretty/handsome people are kind and nice..

A persons looks is just what i call "First Impression"..
Its from there that you decided whether or not you feel that person is likeable or worth befriending..

However, after you know him/her, looks no longer play such a important role..
Whats the use if shes pretty but she likes to yell and scold you just because you forgot to buy popcorn on your first date?

OK, back to the movie.. Its mainly about a fat and ugly girl but has a very beautiful voice..
and of course, she fell in love with a guy and the guy doesnt know..

So like you might have guessed, she went for plastic srgery and turned into an angel..
For further synopsis, go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/200_pounds_beauty and read it yourself

But why read when u can watch it?
Just drop by a DVD stall tonight after your work or during lunch and get yourself this movie..
I guarantee you its worth your money ..
Besides, RM6 for a movie which you can learn something from..
Dont tell me you are that stingy??

As for the girls, just ask your boyfriend to buy it for you...
That way you save your money and you get to spend 2 hours of quality time with him..
Besides, im sure the topic 'plastic surgery' can lead to alot of discussions..
RAther than you both waste money in RED BOX or a hawker stall right?...

As for the guys, Seng mok abit la.. Get the movie first before she asks you to..

However, i would like to say something very VERY important here..

ALL THE CHARACTHERS AND PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE ARE FOR MOVIE PURPOSES ONLY..
ITS NO ~~FUCKIN~~ WAY POSSIBLE FOR A 200 POUND PERSON TO UNDERGO A PLASTIC SURGERY AND BECOME LIKE THAT..
ITS CALLED A "MOVIE" FOR A REASON OK!!

Its not like I'm trying to kill your hopes or what..
But we must always separate fact from fiction ..

The reason(s) why Or Cha's Piss me Off!! -part 1-

2007-08-01T15:32:00.000+08:00

If you're confused what Or Cha means.. Memorise that word and ask some of your slightly smarter friends and I'm sure they can tell you..

I'm sure its a fact that as a Malaysian.. No matter how hard you try not to be racist or friendly..
You will still tend to be a racist once in a while..

Its not like we CHOOSE to be that way but certain situations FORCE us to be a racist..
Damn it but theres no other way!!

I personally has experienced alot of this crap untill I get so pissed off i fidn it so hard to NOT scream out:
~~Niamachibye puki chau or cha.. lu ki kiong kan la!!!~~
Please stop provoking me , my friendly slightly darker pigment 'brother'..

Just in case you're wondering,
Here are some of the reasons WHY i get pissed off:

1. If you have ever been to a mamak stall, Im sure you have experienced this before..
I personally had to go thorugh this pratically every week because i go to the mamak stall often..
This is how the 'shit' happens..

It all starts like this, you and your group of friends walk in to the mamak stall and sits down..

You're all talking about games/work/girls/etcetc while waiting for the waiter to come..

After 15 minutes, the or cha waiter finally decides to stop watching the retarded TNA wrestling on the big screen and walks to your table..

He stands there and stares at you..
However, every now and then he never fails to turn his head over to the screen and watch some idiot do a 'Clothes-line" to the other guy who will somehow be able to regain super-human strength and pin the guy down..

Or Cha: minum?
*orders taken*
Or Cha: makan?
*walks away*

Seriously but thats all he ever says..He just stands there and says 2 words..
"minum...makan"

This however isnt what pisses me off but its his stupid expression..
You will NEVER know if he is listening to you or not..

Me: sirap limau
*or cha stares at the screen and scratches his shoulder*
Me: errr... sirap limau satuu...
*or cha continues to stare at the screen and starts scartching his other shoulder*
Me: Oi BOss!! Sirap limau satu..

Then when he finally hears you, he will act as if he was listening the whole time and puts on his retarded innocent face.

*nods head*
Or cha: makan?

And then he will start staring at the screen again and the whole scene repeats itself..

If this doesnt piss you off, well wait till you try to order to them directly..

One night, i was pretty pissed at the way the waiter was responding to me that i walked over to the waiter in the stall to order..

Me: Boss!! Maggi goreng satu
Or Cha 1: Oh noooo.. you order kat sana..sini air,

WTF!!! I had no idea that the mamaks there were divided into departments!! Wow.. Are they that systematic??

So i walked over to the waiter nearest to the maggi stall

Me: ei boss.. Maggi goreng satu
Or cha 2: oh nooo.. you order dekat dia.. *points to Or cha 3*
Me: tapi you kat sini kan.saya order kat lu la

Then or cha 2 starts pulling a long face as if i pissed on his shoes and walks off..

OMFG!! It sounds so ridiculous right? Certain or chas do certain jobs..
Its like if they had 20 workers there..

2: drinks ONLY
2: wipe tables ONLY
2: take orders ONLY
2: make roti canai ONLY
2: control the nasi kandar HQ ONLY
2: make tandoori ONLY
8: stand in different locations to make the place look more crowded.

Sucks~
Besides that, there is one part which i never really understood..

WHY in Heavens Name Are we calling the Or Cha's 'BOSS' ??

"boss teh ais satu...boss roti satu..boss etc etc"

And the funny thing is, they will respond saying

"yes boss...baik boss"

So, who's the 'boss' now?
Us or them?? I never got the idea..
But then again..its a fact that the food there is superb..and thats why i have to endure with this crap although its stupid..

(to be continued...~~while i think of other reasons~~)

Mosaic-Me..

2007-07-31T12:58:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered what you can do with just a simple picture and make it look more interesting??
Create a mosaic out of it of course!!

Erm, just in case you dont know what a 'Mosaic' is-

Mosaic is the art of decoration with small pieces of colored glass, stone or other material. It may be a technique of decorative art, an aspect of interior decoration or of cultural and spiritual significance as in a cathedral. Small tiles or fragments of pottery (known as tesserae, diminutive tessellae) or of colored glass or clear glass backed with metal foils are used to create a pattern or picture.

(stupid...)

Anyway, im sure by now, you kind of realize that the thing I'm gonna introduce to you is about Mosaics too.

Its a progam called AndreaMosaic and No! I have no idea who 'Andrea' is..
But still, its a very cool progamme because you ca make your own mosaics..

Still confused?? Diu... Heres an example which i did..

Original photo:

Mosaic version:

Looks cool right?? But theres a downside..
The mosaic version of the photo is ridiculously BIG!!

Just take a look at my photo up there..
The Ori pic is 13.8KB but after its been Mosaic-Ed,
It turned into a whooping size of 4.09MB..

Thats like 40 times its actual size..
Sucks~

Anyway, You can change the settings using the progamme too..
For example, the number of photos you want to use, the pixels, the length, the outline ..bla bla bla..
You can explore that on your own..

AndreaMosaic can be downloaded here and there are two packs for you to choose..
One with its own set of images and the other without any images..

Which means you have to create your own Image Folder and use your own pics..
I'm sure you will know what i mean once u installed the progamme..

Oh yea , just in case some retards tried to run the progamme and it hanged..
Dont Panic~!!! ITS NORMAL!!

When you are creating your mosaic, try not to do anything else and just leave the progamme to run untill its 100% completed..
Unless you're using a computer with 3GHz Processor, 4GB RAM a.k.a NOT your typical lousy sucky 3 year old CPU..

PLEASE DO NOT try to run any progamme while the Mosaic is being generated..
If you dont listen and you end up staring at your stagnant screen..
Dont come crying up to me and say i made your com hang..
No such BS will be entertained..

So, enjoy the progamme and create a mosaic of yourself..

What the F**k is HD??

2007-07-29T11:53:00.000+08:00

Im sure most of you by now or at least 'some' of you have heard of the term "HD" before.
Still, you dont have to be ashamed if you didnt know because you were still smart enough to read about it from my blog..

So, my question is: What the Hell is HD?

Basically HD stands for High Definition...When i first heard of it, i thought it meant Heavy Duty..
But No, it was High Definition..
There are many different types of HD if you were to really look into everyone of them..

These are just some of them:

-HD Gaming
-HDTV
-HD Video
-HDMI (High Definition Multimedia Interface)
-HDV
-HD Radio
-HD DVD
-HD Audio
-HD Photo

Now, since there are So many different types of HD and if I was stupid enough to explain all of them, then i must be really damn stupid indeed.

So I'll only be talking on HD DVD since I'm sure most of us buy DVD's regardless if they are ori or fake...
Who cares right? As long as its RM6..

So whats the difference between DVD and HD?
I wouldnt want to waste my time telling you all about the FPS or BitRate or etc etc..
Because i know 80% of you will get so pissed at the numbers and will just doze off..
So instead, to make things easier...in fact, VERY easy for you..

I'll just show you some pictures of the "Difference" between HD and DVD

Enjoy =) :

Ok, just a short trivia:
Which collumn do you think is the HD pic and which is the DVD pic?
Take your time... I dont expect you guys to get it right but I'm sure you can do it..

Ready to know the answer?
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For those who guessed that the first collumn is HD..
CONGRATZ!! You just proved to me that theres no significant difference between HD and DVD!!
Nevertheless, you are still WRONG!!!

AS for those who guessed the second collumn to be HD..
Ya ya ya~ Give yourself a clap..

Ok now, as for those suckers who didnt even tried to guess and just scrolled to the bottom.
Did you see any difference at all?

I'm sure if you had actually click on the pics and see the larger version.. There is actually s small difference in the picture quality.
Its definitely "Higher" definition than the DVD but only a slight difference if you ask me..

Which leads us to another question..

How many of us ~~stingy~~ Malaysian's are actually willing to pay at a much higher price just to get a 'not-so-visible' improved HD DVD?

Seriously, if our aim was better quality pictures.. I'm sure all those Batu Ferringhi and Sungei Wang 'Gau chap pah sian (90%) Clear DVD's' would all 'Chap lup" faster than you can say 'Malaysia Boleh!'

So, HD DVD or ~~Ah Beng's~~ "Normal" DVD..
You choose for yourself..

As Honda's CRV Tagline says: Life is Full of Choices...
Choose the one that pleases you the most..

Sem Break Blues..

2007-07-26T11:00:00.000+08:00

After countless calls and emails sent to DELL urging them to not delay my notebook, I finally manage to get my notebook on a Tuesday..

Personally, I'm not an impatient sort of person and waiting another day for my notebook isnt a problem.
The problem starts when the DELL customer care sevice "promises" you that it CAN be delivered on a certain day you've requested but ends up delaying it.

If you cant do it, dont give any false promises PLEASE!!!
It affects the image of your company and also the mood of your customer which in my case was pretty Pissed off!!

But nevertheless, I already got it so no worries indeed.

As I'd menton in my earlier posts, my 3 week sem break start on monday..
Im currently on my 4th day of my holiday and I've still done nothing at all...
Time passes by damn fast and even faster when its during a holiday..

Just in case you're curious which notebook i got..
Heres a picture of it..

Its the DELL Inspiron 1501 AMD turion 64X2 bla bla bla..
Dont expect me to write out the specs here .. I am not selling any notebooks..
Wanna see specs? Go to http://www.dell.com/

So far, this notebook hasnt been able to disappoint me yet..
Besides the fact that it doesnt have a numpad which if you think about..ALL notebooks have no numpads..

Except for the new models which come with a full set of keyboards...WITH numpads...
but the price is of course......
Lets just say Id rather buy another desktop.

Last week, i came across this video in Youtube.
Im not sure how many peole have heard of a show called 'Birtains got Talent'
Well, maybe you do but i havent.....

Anyway, just watch this clip and tell me if you're amazed..

SAT CHOI HAI YAN MOU HOR YAN AR!!!

2007-07-20T16:05:00.000+08:00

For those who dont understand the cantonese title above..
What it meas in" I cannot stand it anymore!!"

Just fyi, i've already finished my Finals so in other words.. i am pretty damn free!!
In fact, i am so free until i have nothing to do at home..

The only thing i'm looking forward to is this coming Monday because i'll be getting my new laptop then...

Anyway, back to my topic.

I was just surfing through the net and checking my mails when i decided to check my Friendster account just for the fun of it..
I havent been logging in since a million years ago because i just didnt find the reason to do so..
Friendster is just one of the most childish retarded things that a sane person will ever do..
And Im not saying it for no reason..

All they do there is write testimonials and post their cute pictures... Wtf!! How is that even fun..
The funny thing is, everyone seems to be so into friendster as if it was some sort of game!

I even had a friend who once came up to me and said

friend: hey..lu oo ee friendster boh? Wa bahlu oo 400 friends liau.. lu leh??

Yo Dude!! Are you a farkin retard??!! Friendster is a blardy website.. NOT a game!! how the hell am i suppose to 'ee' it?? Click on the refresh buttons and see how fast it loads?? Kanineh..
Where were you when they were passing out Brains??
Oh~ busy playing friendster i assume.. diu!

So, as i was looking through my friends profile i saw a comment left on one of my friends pics..
I stared at the name a few seconds because i had a feeling i notice it from somewhere before..

Without hesitating, i clicked on the link and guess what..

Machauhai!! it was that retarded dickless pervertic son of a bitch!!
To make it more fun.. Here's a story i made out:

Once upon a time, there lived a lanjiao kia called, lanjiao. Lanjiao is just 13 years old and is just in from 1. like any other NORMAL student, he is suppose too study hard for his PMR and then SPM and bea useful person in the future.

However, lanjiao had other ideas.. He decided that since he's such a lanjiao kia..he needs to be different. For months, our 'patethic' lanjiao kia couldnt sleep and kept on thinking...What can he do to be 'Different' ??

Finally, after countless sleepless nights, he came up with an idea.. and from that day onwards, he was never gonna be called lanjiao kia...

It would be....Pervertic lanjiao kia..

So now everyday, our PLK( pervertic lanjiao kia) would go to school and try to flirt with all the girls in school ...when i say ALL..i really mean ALL!!
His minimum requirements?? As long as its a Girl!! Thats all!!

So he started to woo and disturbs all the lower and upper six girls.. It even came to a point where he started to touch them on their shoulders and hands..

But wait!! Our "beloved" PLK isnt satisfied..
He realized that most of the pretty girls in school was in the Boards of Disciplinarians..
So PLK decided that he was going to join the Boards!!
and his choice was to be a class monitor..
He got the post.. Easily done..
He thought that his plan was a success!! a brilliant plan!!!

BUT!!

how wrong he was going to be.. Because he didnt know that there were 2 'Guardian devils' in the boards room..

Vegemaster and Pookyma!!

Machauhai!! The moment vegemaster heard of this PLK's pervertic-ness , he Rushed back to school even though he was in college to see that PLK's face..
And without doubt..PLK's face was exactly like a PLK too!!

But PLK wasnt afraid.. He was confident he could handle both, vegemaster and pookyma..
So he continued to flirt with the girls and even started to ask for their number and acting cute in front of them..

Up until here.. PLK has already done 3 MAJOR mistakes that pissed me of:

1. Molesting and flirting with girls ..
2.Thinking he can handle vegemaster and pookyma
3. ACTING CUTE!!!

But vegemaster couldnt do anything to PLK.. For he was no longer a senior and has no authority to make his life miserable..

So when he heard of the BOCM orientation camp and PLK was going..
Woohooo!!! Vegemaster leaped in joy!!

When vegemaster arrived at the camp, the first thing he did was to look for the PLK. And just as he though, there he was with a group of girls and trying desperately to place his hands on one of them..

Just as vegemaster approached PLK, PLK senses a dangerous aura nearby and retreated his hand.. He looked around and saw his Worst nightmare..

For 30 seconds, both vegemaster and PLK had their eyes locked onto each other like a missile. Nothing could distract them even if a naked woman ran passed..
(well, maybe PLK but certainly NOT vegemaster)

just as PLK was about to turn his head away.. 3 words came out of vegemaster's mouth which caused PLK to almost pee in his pants..

"Lu.. KEONGKAN..LIAU!!"

So that night, vegemaster actually planned to go into PLK's room and wedgie that SOB and pour water over his undies..IF he were wearing any..

But in the end, all was a failure..
Because vegemaster was warned by his friends not to do it because it would screw up the camp and cause trouble to one of his friend who was the chairman..

Maleh!! Nothing could have described my feeling at that time..
It was like seeing a jackpot lottery ticket blown away by the wind in front of your eyes..

So i walked away from the school that day with a heavy heart... Damn sad..

But, i always knew god was a kind person..
and now..i finally know why~

Cause today i somehow manage to find that PLK's friendster account and OH MY LORD!!!
You all can have a look at it..

Click if you are Curious..

I swear to you!! It is the most retarded page i have ever seen.

Retarded page awards for PLK:

1. He has a photo slideshow of girls that he doesnt even know and at the bottom is written " i love you"
2. he writes to himself testimonials using another account of his own..
3.His pics are all stolen from other peoples profiles
4.He looks undeniably RETARDED!!

I was having a pretty bad day at first and even scolded pookyma for no reason,
but after seeing that page..
wooo~!!
I see treees of green.. red roses too.. i see them bloom...
bla bla bla

Just makes me believe that there are still so many Losers in this world..

vQuotes

2007-07-17T23:34:00.000+08:00

Love leads to selfish

Selfish leads to jealousy

Jealousy leads to hatred

Hatred leads to vengeance

Vengeance leads to regret

Regret leads to forgiveness

Forgiveness leads to love

Just a simple post..I'm having my Finals this week so i wont be posting anything...

Anya Hindmarch mania??

2007-07-12T17:03:00.000+08:00

-Anya Hindmarch-

I'm sure by now (especially women), you've all heard about the new and latest bag made by Anya Hindmarch...

As for those who are still living in caves.. Heres a picture of the bag:

From the way i see it, the bag definitely has some unique characteristics of its own..

The tag line "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" seems to abit of an exaggeration..
Especially when its so damn obvious ... however, its still an Anya Hindmarch bag and I'm sure anyone would want to have one..

Besides its only sold at £7.50 which is around RM52

SHOCKED?!!?

Hell yea!!
I'm sure for those people who actually buy Anya Hindmarch products must be well aware of the price and I'm pretty sure RM52 for a Anya Hindmarch bag is like a dream come true!!

Lol..at least for the girls..
As for the guys..I think we're better off with Nike..

However, dont get so freaking excited and start rushing to the nearby shopping malls to buy this bag..
Sad to say though.. The bag is currently SOLD OUT!!

What Do you expect?? If YOU sitting in your office right now reading my post is so excited in buying this Anya Hindmarch bag..

Imagen those people who actually SAW it on display in the shop..
RM52?? Gone in 60seconds..
maybe even less..I think
To make things easier for the guys..lets just put it this way;
Imagine seeing a 90% discount in a Vintage Adidas shop !!

Great yea?? Too bad though..that wont happen in a million years..

However, behind all the low price , There's actually a meaning behind this Anya Hindmarch bag
I found this off the official website which you can see it for yourself here..

Anya Hindmarch Site

What was the bag designed for?
I’m Not A Plastic Bag is a reusable bag that can be used for shopping, the gym, the beach, school etc.

We are trying to use our influence in a positive way to make it fashionable not to use plastic bags, to raise awareness of this issue and to encourage people to make small changes in their behaviour.

Where was this bag made?

I’m Not A Plastic Bag is made in China. We have worked with a reputable supplier there whose workers are paid double the minimum wage and who complies with all aspects of Chinese Labour Law. The factory also retains external consultants to monitor it from an international standards standpoint.

How environmentally friendly is this bag?
I’m Not A Plastic Bag came about because we wanted to use our influence in a positive way to make it fashionable not to use plastic bags. The bag is a stylish, practical reusable alternative that we hoped would raise awareness of the issue of wasted packaging and spark debate.

We have shipped the bags by sea and carbon offset our production and freight through the purchase of carbon credits.

How do you feel about customers just buying I’m Not A Plastic Bag because they just want an Anya Hindmarch product for very little money?

It is inevitable that some customers are attracted to this product because it is an Anya Hindmarch Bag for a low price point. Our view is that whatever the reason is for customers carrying this bag they are still conveying an important message. The bag is designed to be a practical and stylish alternative to plastic bags that we hope that customers will reuse. It is surprising how many plastic bags you start to refuse on your daily shopping trips when you are carrying a reusable bag and surprising how many people are influenced by the walking billboard that is our bag!

What changes has this bag led to?

To date this project has raised a great deal of awareness over the wasted use of plastic bags around the world. It has also contributed to Sainsbury’s banning plastic bags from their stores on two days and giving away free bags for life (reusable bags) to their customers . On the launch day of ‘I’m not a plastic bag’ in Sainsbury’s, both Tesco & Waitrose took out full page adverts to proclaim their plastic bag policies. Marks and Spencer are piloting a scheme in Northern Ireland where customers are being asked to pay 5p for plastic bags. Tesco customers can now earn loyalty points by not using new plastic bags when they shop.

So we think we have managed to stir up some reactions from major organisations. Having created this awareness it is now up to the consumer to try to reduce, reuse and recycle.
We hope that this debate will continue and that this project will at the very least make people stop and think.

What do we think about the bags re-selling on ebay for inflated prices?

At first we were upset when the bags appeared on e-bay but then we realised that this is to be expected when there is so little stock and so much demand and this has led to creating more awareness which was the purpose of this project. Unfortunately we have no control over bags appearing on eBay. Please note that this bag is not a charity project so charities are not losing out.

Kinda noble of them huh??
Well, whatever it is.. It has nothing to do with me..

Since I'm not an Anya Hindmarch fan..and i dont use handbags..

Thats the difference between a guy and a woman..

Woman spend too much on accessories..

Guys...Dont Know what accessories to spend on..

Computer Tips

2007-07-10T23:46:00.001+08:00

I've just found out something useful from the net today and decided to share it with you all.

I'm sure this tip is very useful especially for those who work using the notebook or desktop often.
I've personally tried it out myself and it definitely works.

[Hibernation]

Ok, whats so special about it? I'm sure most of you curious fella's have by far came across this "hibernate" button in your computer..
Dont be fooled though..This simple thing might just turn out to be life-saver..

Here's what you need to do to activate your 'Hibernation' button:
Click on Start>Power Options Click on the Hibernate tab Enable hibernation
and you're done.

So, what does this actually do?

Here's the great part of it..

For those who use a notebook, setting your notebook to "hibernate mode' can actually save your battery's life.
Instead of putting it on Standby which consumes energy..
You can know set it to 'Hibernate' and then go do whatever you have to do before you go back to resume your work..

Ok so far, any problems?? Good!
At this point, most of you would be like,
"What the hell is this idiot trying to tell us? Wouldn't it be easier to just shut our com off?"
Thats where you're wrong!! Vegemaster never craps for nothing..

Remember what i said earlier?
That this would help those who work in the office considerably??

To make things easier to understand, Just in case there are some idiots reading..
Let me create out a scenario:

Imagine you're in your office working now.. You're working on several assignments at the same time.. So imagine your whole desktop is now filled with windows such as 'Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, IE explorer, Excel bla bla bla etc etc'

And then its already time for you to go home.. But you realized you have so many shit stuff that you havent completed yet.. you can of course continue with them tomorrow.. But lets say this pathetic guy has 6 assignments going on that day...

So what would you normally do?
Save all of them one by one rite??

This is when the 'Hibernation' part comes in handy..
With it, you need not worry about saving all those crap one by one..

all you have to do is just leave the computer as it is..and then set it to Hibernate mode..
You dont even have to 'save' the files..
Just leave it on hibernation, pack your stuff and go home..
The best part?
The next morning when you come back to work..
All you have to do is just turn on your Computer and There It Is!!!
All your work exactly like how you left them last night..

you dont even have to open the files one by one..
you can just pop onto your chair and start working whereas your colleague would be slowly opening his saved files one by one..

So , what do you think??
Eager to try it out?
To set the Hibernation mode:

Click On Start > Turn Off Computer

When the Turn Off Computer window appear, you should notice there is three button. Orange for Stand By, Red for Turn Off and Green for Restart. Now press Shift Key on your keyboard and notice the Stand By Button turn to Hibernate.

Click on Hibernate

If you have any doubts.. You can try it out yourselves right now..

Leave your desktop as it is and then set it to hibernate.. Turn your com back on and see if it isnt what i told you..

If it isnt, well..

A sorry wouldn't be too late right? *smiles*

Lets hope there's enough magic in this..

2007-07-10T00:04:00.000+08:00

For the past few days, I've been hearing everyone especially girls talking and talking and talking and talking about one same thing..

Girl 1: Hey, did you know harry potter is coming out this Tuesday? *squeals*
Girl 2: Yea YEA!!! Im so excited!!
Girl 1: Me too !! *squeals together*
Girl 3: hey, are you talking about the new harry potter movie?
Girl 2: yea..
Girl 3: OMG!! I am so gonna watch it
Girl 1 & 2 : Me too..

From a distant, All i could see were 3 girls talking over something which seem to be driving them to orgasm ...
Nevertheless, i didnt cared.. for I had better things to do..

However, i just dont get it!
Is the Harry Potter movie seriously that good?
I've watched 2 of the movies by Harry and i've got to say it was more of a disappointment to me.

No I am not being Bias!! I am just voicing out my opinion..

I wasnt so sure about the previous Harry Potter movies ...
The only movie i watched was the 'Sorcerer's stone' and 'the goblet of fire'
Which of course bored me till i almost fell asleep..
That was maybe because i had already read the books a dozen times and i knew what was exactly gonna happen ..

Personally, i feel that the Harry Potter books are indeed very nice.
I have all the books for your information and NO!! I am not a bookworm..
It just seems that reading is one of my hobbies , thats all.

However, what pisses me off everytime i watch the HP movies are that they are never complete and they tend to leave out so many crucial scenes which is in the book.

I'm sure the scenes werent shown by the movie is CRUCIAL because the last time i went with my friend to watch "The Goblet of fire" ..I was pretty damn annoyed with him
That was because throughout the whole movie, he kept on asking me questions..

Blardy hell!! Read the book for God Sake!!
Is it that hard to just read?? You only have to use your eyes anyway..

But as i was saying , I'm sure that anyone who have never read the book were to watch the movie.. He/She would definitely be asking alot of questions after watching it..

Right? right??? Dont pretend !!! I know you experienced it before!!
Im sure if you went to watch it with a group of friends and when you're the ONLY one who have read the book.. all of your friends would surround you and keep asking you questions..

At first it would seem kinda cool to be Mr Know-it-all..
But after answering several Thousands questions.. I'm sure even Mr Know-it-all needs a Time-out.

The movie is just too vague.. and confusing..

However, i'm still gonna watch the movie despite knowing it wont be as good as the book because its a Must-Watch movie and if you dont watch it, you'll be outdated..

So lets just pray hard that the 5th movie would be by far, better than the previous movies..
Thats because if it sucks!! I'm gonna feel like an idiot for spending RM10 on it.

Realize that i'm just using the word" better" rather than the Best??

Thats because there is gonna be a 6th and 7th movie coming along..
We wouldnt want it to get lousier right??

Moment of Silence...[updated]

2007-07-09T00:00:00.000+08:00

First of all, i would like to thank Terry for updating me on the news..
i had no idea about it until i read his comment

for those who dont know yet..
it seems that the search for the little girl, ooi ying ying is over..

Missing girl found dead

News Update by TAN SIN CHOW of The Star

PENANG: Shearway Ooi Ying Ying who was reported missing on Friday has been found dead. Police found her charred remains near a tombstone at a cemetery in Paya Terubong about 7pm.

Penang CPO Deputy Commissioner Datuk Koh Hong Sun said a relative and her boyfriend have been arrested to facilitate investigations.

Isnt it sad?
Nothing can be more shocking and disturbing than to hear about a 3 year old girl dead..
Whats worse is this could have been fully avoided if some rational action was taken..

No matter what, There nothing we can do or say anymore..
There's no point of me criticizing the mum anymore..
Whats done is done..
The little girl is dead and all we can hope now is that she did not suffer when the tragedy happened onto her..

Personally, i dont really have the mood to blog anymore about this.. Its just too sad..
All i hope now is that the Authorities find out the culprit and bring justice upon him..
Thats the least they can do...

I seriously hope that this incident wouldnt be left cold like all other cases ...
Its just typical to see a tragedy being forgotten that easily especially in Malaysia..

Ask yourselves honestly...

How many of you still remember the Canny Ong case?
Or the 6 year old little girl who was raped and kill?
and many other cases that have been long forgotten and hidden once again??
We all voiced out when the tragedy happend..But how many of us truly learned from it?

Lets just hope this serves as a wake up call to all parents out there..

10 minutes is all the time needed between life and death for your child..
Dont be so naive to think that it wouldn't occur to you..
Why take the risk when you can avoid it?

so, lets just have a moment of silence in remembrance of Shearwey Ooi..

May she find everlasting peace..

[Updates]
Here are some of the latest articles which i find too sad to even blog about...

PENANG: Police have remanded the mother of Shearwey Ooi Ying Ying to help in the investigation into the death of the three-year-old girl whose charred remains were scattered in three different locations.

Jess Teh, 28, and her boyfriend, Ong Chee Leong, 29, were produced before the Balik Pulau magistrate’s court yesterday morning.

Court appearance: Teh being brought to the Balik Pulau magistrate’s court to be remanded over the death of her daughter Ying Ying (below). – ZAINUDIN AHAD / The Star

From early morning, a large crowd had gathered outside the courthouse to catch a glimpse of those who had been arrested in connection with the case.

Last Friday, Teh, a sales executive, lodged a police report saying that Ying Ying had gone missing after she left the child outside her car when she went to pay for her parking ticket near the Bayan Baru market hawker centre.

The next day, Teh gave a press conference to say how Ying Ying went missing and asked for help from the public to find her.

Teh and Ong were arrested on Sunday at about 1pm when they turned up at the Bayan Lepas police station to give a statement.

Ong then led police to recover a piece of bone at a cemetery in Paya Terubong and a pair of pyjamas in his car that was parked at the couple's apartment at Bandar Baru Air Itam.

Sources said police were investigating Teh’s claim that Ying Ying had drowned in a plastic bathtub, which has since been recovered from the couple’s apartment.

The sources added that only Ong was at the apartment when Ying Ying died on Thursday.

Teh had found Ying Ying dead when she returned home from work.

They said both waited for nightfall before carrying the little girl’s body out of the premises.

They added that police were now looking for an oil drum in which Ying Ying’s body was believed to have been placed before it was doused with petrol and burned.

Yesterday, Ong led police to three rivers in Air Itam and Paya Terubong where Ying Ying’s remains were said to have been dumped.

A police team searched the three places.

At a press conference, Balik Pulau OCPD Supt Mohd Hatta Mohd Zain said the couple had been remanded until July 18 and that police had classified the case as murder.

“We consider the case solved with their arrest. Our checks showed that Ong was arrested a few years ago in connection with a fight,” he said.

It is understood that Teh met Ong, a former karaoke lounge manager who is currently jobless, about a year ago and they moved in together about three months ago.

Teh is in the midst of getting a divorce from her businessman husband Ooi Eng Chew.

Ong is separated from his wife and has two children.

Penang's #1 Retard.

2007-07-08T12:20:00.000+08:00

For the past few days. im sure those who read the newspaper is aware of the latest missing child news ..
Remember?? Im sure you do because its getting more attention and the newspaper publishes it everyday..

However, for those who never read the newspaper or only flip to the Comic section,
Heres a piece of the article for you to read..:

Distraught mum: Jess holding a flyer of Shearwey at the press conference in Penang on Saturday.

PENANG: The search for little Shearwey Ooi Ying Ying continues, with more than 1,000 MCA members hitting the streets here with posters about the missing girl.

At noon yesterday, Shearwey’s distraught mother Jess Teh, 28, made an impassioned plea to the public to help find her daughter, who went missing after breakfast two days ago.

“Please help find my little girl and bring her home!” said a sobbing Jess at a press conference held at the state MCA headquarters.

Shearwey, who will be four in three months, went missing around 8.15am on Friday after Jess left her standing by the car near the Bayan Baru market hawker centre while she walked 100m away to pay her parking ticket.

Jess’ father Teh Tatt Beng, 52, who accompanied her to the press conference, was also in tears.

Jess, who is in the midst of a divorce, said Shearwey was wearing pyjamas with teddy bear prints and pink slippers.

“I did not hear any screams or vehicle noise. My daughter does not follow strangers and would scream if someone she does not know tries to take her somewhere,” she added.

She did not think her daughter left with her husband Ooi Eng Chew who was in Yunnan, China on a business trip.

“He sounded really worried when I called him to say that Shearwey is missing,” she said, adding that Ooi was expected to fly home today.

Wanita MCA chief Datuk Ng Yen Yen, who was present at the press conference, said time was of the essence and the Penang MCA was going all out to help locate Shearwey.

“We are sending out MMS (Multi media messaging system) to all state Wanita MCA chiefs in the country, with Shearwey’s picture and numbers to call.

“They would then pass the information to members of the Chinese community womens’ associations,” she added.

Shearwey’s uncle, Ooi Eng Hiap, 25, also distributed more than 1,000 flyers of her in George Town and the Bayan Baru market, hoping that someone would identify her and bring her home.

Balik Pulau OCPD Supt Mohd Hatta Mohd Zain said the police were combing the southwest district to search for Shearwey.

Ok, first of all i would like to express my sincere sympathy to the little girl who0 was kidnapped/or just walked off to the 4th dimension..
Shes really cute and doesnt deserve this..

So, here a moment of silence as we pray that the Authorities find the Ying ying back and may she be safe and healthy..

............................................*prays*

Ok, sympathy done.. time for some logical thinking on how this retarded issue could have occured...

Retarded Fact 1:

What kind of mother in this world can actually leave her child standing BESIDE a CAR .. 100METRES away .. JUST TO PAY A BLARDY PARKING TICKET??!!
My mum might be dumb at some times..but not as dumb as this..

At first, i thought that the kidnapper was so brave to have opened the car door and carry the girl away..

WRONG!!

What happened was the "genius" mum left her daughter standing BESIDE the car and told her this:

"Genius" mum: ying ying, stand here and wait for mummy k.. i'll go pay the ticket and be right back..
Ying ying: yes mummy.. faster come back ok..

Ok, lets analyze this logically..

A fully matured person asking a 3 year old child to STAND and WAIT while she goes to pay a parking ticket..
For god sake!! I dont think the girl even knew what the hell a 'Parking ticket' was.. Moreover to stand and Wait..

Seriously , what kind of person can be so stupid to even make such a decision as to leave the child all alone BY the car??
(Oh yea, her..)

Besides that, I'm sure that even the most cheap and old cars have remote keys rite? Why cant she just unlock the car and put the child in there if she really has to go pay her so-called "parking ticket" ?

However, if the kidnapper really wanted the girl, leaving her alone ion the car wouldn't do much difference..
But at least,
It sure is more farking wiser than to leave her by the car door..

Retarded Fact 2:

In todays newspaper, the "genius" mum suddenly reported that there was something wrong with the parking ticket..
According to her, there wasnt any parking attendants there before.. It was only during that day that she found a parking ticket at the back of her car...

I'll give u guys/gals 10..maybe 20secs ..or maybe 1 minute to understand what she crapped above..

*gets up from the chair...walks into the kitchen...gets a cup of coffee... drinks finish cup of coffee... walks back to room..and sits back on the computer chair...stares at the ceiling*

So? Understand what she said?
If you do.. Congratz!! you're pretty damn smart..
For me, sorry but i have no freaking idea what the fark she is trying to say here..
Even if i do, What has this got to do in helping her find back her child?

That some psychotic MPPP ticket attendant suddenly went amok and kidnapped her daughter??

Personally , i just feel its a lame attempt by her to make the public feel that she was actually "tricked" to walk away from the car with a fake ticket and leaving her child standing alone beside a car 100metres away..

That kidnapper must have really understood her very well to be able to device such a plan..
Even better than Michale Scofield in prison break if you ask me..

Before i end my post, i would like to get this very VERY clear first!!

I am not happy that this kind of incident happened... It was not my wish to see the girl get kidnapped or hurt in any way..

I am only pissed with how this incident could have been avoided if some retard was willing to just carry or walk with her daughter to the ticket attendant rather than asking a 3 year old child to stand and wait beside a car..

"Genius" mum: She told me she would wait *starts crying hysterically*

Hello Bodoh!! Any 3 year old would say that lar sohai!! She's only 3 years old , what do you expect her to say?

yingying: err mum, i think i wont stand here and wait, i'm gonna hitch a ride back home and then go gurney to watch DieHard 4 later..i'm short so im pretty sure i can sneak in...no worries =)

3 year old saying that??? I dont even think i could have done it when i was 10 !!

Are You a Lefty??

2007-07-03T19:49:00.000+08:00

Lefty: a person who uses his/her left hand to do most actions such as writing and so on..

I've just found out something quite shocking and also sad recently about left-handed people..
Dont be mistaken to think that i'm being rude ok!! I'm not!!
I'm just sharing something that I know with you all..

So, before i began..
you'll have to ask yourself..

Are You Left Handed??

If your answer is YES.. then believe it or not, there is a chance that you are actually a twin..

Confused?? Well, i was watching this show on Discovery Channel the other day when i realize the shocking truth behind left handed people..

To make things a bit clearer..I'll explain it slowly and thoroughly:

As we all know, twins are formed when the embryo divides itself at a later stage..
So when this happens, a Twin is formed..

Normally, if both twins are growing healthily ,they will continue to form into zygotes and then a foetus and finally a baby..
However, in some cases it happens differently..
in fact, this happens quite frequently without the mum even knowing it..

Since there are now foetus in the mother's womb, Competition for nutrients occur of course..
this is like 2 people fighting over for food and toys..
However in this case, both of them are fighitng over nutrients ..
Dont blame them because this happens naturally without the them even knowing it..

Technically, when it reaches this stage..there would only be 2 possibilities left..

1: Both babies will continue to develop until they are fully matured and then given birth...
however, one twin will be bigger in terms of size and weight compared to the other twin..
This is because he/she is the winner in the battle for nutrients of course...
But still, both of them get to see the world and thus, both of them are still winners!!
no big deal..

The second possibility is somehow abit more sad

2: First, the battle for nutrients happen just like before.. However this time, one of the twins will give up..
Not that it chooses to give up of course.. Its a living thing , but somehow, it just gave up..
dont ask me..i have no idea why!!
If it was me, i sure hell wont give up...heck! i might be smaller but i aint gonna just give up ... No way!!

So in this case, the losing twin will give up and then slowly it will soon disappear..
Just like that!!
POOF!!
The other twin will disappear from the mother's womb without the mum even knowing it..
this of course happens at the very early stage..not before you can even see it on the Ultrasound...

However there is this myth or statement according to some doctors on this..

When the child is born left handed, there is a high possibility that he or she was actually from a twin set of embrios..

Somehow along the way, the other half of the twin disappeared thus leaving the other twin which in this case is YOU behind to continue and grow..

Why are the doctors so sure??
Thats because there is a type of twins called the mirror-twins

A mirror twins basically look exactly like each other..
But the only difference is that both of them are like mirror images.

For example: one of them will be left handed and the other right... One will have a mole on the left ear whereas the other on the right..
Get it now??

So, by referring to this ... doctors believe that a left handed person is actually the other half of once a pair of twins which somehow disappeared...

Shocked? Welcome to the Wonders Of Life!!

so to all left handed people out there..
Especially if you're a single child..
dont be surprised that you were actually a twin

Its a sad but true fact...
Who knew that a left handed person could actually be a set of twins??

Dont feel bad however if you are left handed. Theres nothing wrong about it..
Besides, writing with your left hand seems so much cool...
Compared the right hand...

Ok..Lame attempt to cheer you leftys..

Isnt life mysterious??

vUpdates on Vegemaster

2007-07-03T19:23:00.000+08:00

*Hits myself on the head*
Thats for neglecting your blog for so long u Dimwit!!
Well, what to do, been pretty busy lately..till no chance to update at all...

So, i bet most of you are pretty pissed and doolan at me for not updating so long...

I know what it feels like when you visit my site just to realize the same damn post smiling at you again..

So, i bet everyones been having a great time..
Except for us Penangites of course..
Once again penang is hit by that ccb idiotic shit again...
Believe me..it happens every year...

For those who have no idea what it is..
Its the HAZE!!!
somehow, its back again...tiuz
Believe me, It really really Sucks!!
The haze gets into your throat and makes it all dry and you'll cough all the time...

Anyway, i wont be posting a super long post today..so dun freak out yet..

All i'm gonna do is just update my song and share with you all something..
Which will be in another post..lolz..

so...Check out the new song i've uploaded..Its sang by Adibah Noor titled "Terlalu Istimewa"..
Its a song dedicated to a 6 year old girl who has passed away...

Manage your own McD

2007-06-25T20:08:00.001+08:00

Ever wondered what it feels like to own your own Mcdonald's restaurant?
Well, wonder no more because lucky for you, there's actually a game that enables you to run and build your own McD empire..

This game has entirely nothing to do with the McDonalds corporation and is only for entertainment usage..
So dont get the wrong idea that McD actually does those sort of stuff in reality..
opps,. did i say too much?

Anyway, this game is kinda cool because you actually have to use your brain to play it..
Bad news for you retards who hardly use it...
No more Shotting zombies and Plain ol' pacman..
Its time to use the Brain!!!

Anyway, its a very interesting game indeed
Thats because you have to build your own pasture, plant your own soy fields.. hire your own staff, launch stupid champaign's and alot more shit..
Its not easy to play at all... At least for me..

This game has alot of real-life scenarios like fired workers suing, ecologist boycott because of the forest we chopped down for our pastures.. lol, kinda funny in a way though.

Did i mention the mad-cow disease too? hmm.Check it out yourself..

so, if you're feeling damn bored in the office or feel that its time to try some games that require some IQ.
Well, i seriously do recommend you this game especially if you are bored..
Its just a 1MB game..so just set it to download, go get yourself a cup of coffee and then start playing it..

however, in every game there is always a setback..
Due to the complex features of the game...
Most of you newbie players will experience this "slight" problem...

-98% of you will end up bankrupting your McD so many times you finally got pissed and dont want to play it anymore

-2% of you will somehow manage to run your own McD till its so successful that made you wonder Why the Hell you arent in the McD corps..

Here is the link to the site where you can download the game in multiple languages..

McD Game

And for those who are just too lazy to navigate the site...heres a direct link to the download
*lazy bastards..*

Download

So, enjoy your game like i did... And i hope you manage to kill some time with it..
Just if you're wondering, my highest score was $56000.. lolz
That was of course, after bankrupting the company for countless times..

Dont be embarrassed if you end up bankrupted.. Its ok~

Failure is the key to success

Stuttered + confusing Tag

2007-06-20T01:05:00.000+08:00

Ok..seriously, i dont really understand how to do this tag..
It seems to be more of a biodata than a tag...but nevertheless, I'll still do it since im already tagged by carmen...

Well, i'm sure by now all of you know me by my nick , Vegemaster
I'm 18 years old and my birthday is on the 5th of January..Sucks rite??

Every year i never actually got to celebrate my birthday because it always falls on the dat BEFORE school reopens or the day AFTER school reopens.. mch~ Really no childhood memories on my birthday..
All childhood Dulan-ness

I'm averagely tall... i know i am NOT as tall as pookyma but i'm still taller than most guys in my college..so STFU pookyma!!

I study in KDU penang campus... yes...its in penang (Duh)
I live with my parents and grandparents and have a lil brother..

Niama...this is seriously like a biodata d ...damn boring.. I might as well copy paste my friendster profile page here instead... diuzz

I'll just write in short-form la diu~!!
As if anyone is interested in my biodata...

I like...

-Online games
-Going out for movies
-Go CC with friends
-Go college knowing that all my assignments are done
-Have yum cha session with my yumcha buddies
-Go for swimming
-Buy new Converse shoes
-Talking with my dad about politics
-Going for lunch with my mum when shes in a good mood
-ENJOYING LIFE AS A TEENAGER!!!

I Hate...

-going shopping..dont ask me why, i just dont like it.
-standing in the cybercafe waiting for coms
-Go college and realize that today got presentation but havent prepared anything
-Ask for yum cha but all cant go because of bla bla bla..
-Go jogging because its damn tiring and i dont jog consistently..so makes no freaking difference
-Being in the car with my mum while shes nagging me
-When someone sms me because i am lazy to type sms ..i prefer to call
-Saw a great pair of Converse but no size for me.. mcb
-seeing ah du ah gao act gau gau in front of me...

and.... DOING TAGS!!!!

ok, done =)

To sum things up, i'll upload a pic of me since im required too..
*I'm seriously gonna kill the person who invented this tag...damn ma huan*

I'm sure alot of you will say that my bro and i look alike..

Well, OF COURSE YOU DUMBASS!! WE'RE BROTHERS.!!!

If you're wondering, I'm the one on the left...Yes! i look stim because my mum never asks us to get ready when shes taking pictures..
According to her, she prefers "natural" photos... natural lan lar~!! I, sure she's just guai lan ...

Eight days comeback

2007-06-17T01:31:00.000+08:00

It has been eight days since i last posted anything in this blog..
Eight long days that werent that long after all since it seems to be a blink of an eye to me..

The reason i havent been updating anything isnt because i had nothing to post..
Hell! i had a million stories to share about that indian fuck-head whom i almost whack in a cybercafe.. or also the bitch who wouldnt stop talking in my class..

NO!~!! I had so much to post.. but why havent i post any??

Well, you see, for the past week.. erm.. 1 week and 1 day to be exact.. I was pretty much confused.
Confused by some stuff which my friends made me think and also stuff thats happening around me..

But now, i'm glad that its all over.. and I'm able to blog once again..
Woohoo!! But as a compensation to all my faithful readers out there.. heres a post dedicated to the stuff, at least "some" of the stuff that happened for the past 8 days..

So here goes....

SUS#1

-I'm sure if you had read my recent posts.. you must have realized by now that i was chosen for NS. And even if you havent actually read my post, im sure you must have at least noticed the pictures i've uploaded and know that by now, i wasnt actually quite"bangga" to be chosen..

To make matters worse.. Tomorrow is the day that im supposed to be picked-up in PISA and moved to the NS "cool" camp..
Ok, so why did that bother me?
Personally, i didnt give a shit about it. But the fact was, my parents were so freaking nervous about it..
Everyday they would mumble to me and ask about how i was to settle the NS thing..
Hell! like i knew.. i just submitted the letter to them requesting for a delay..but if it fails...what can i do?
So for the past 8 days..i was patiently waiting at home for the letter from the NS assholes to send me the letter to tell me my delay was confirmed..

So i waited..and waited..and instead,
Nothing came for me..
Which of coursed pissed the hell out of me..
8 days of constant waiting for nothing..
Not even a single reply from them..

I checked their NS website just to see their old list and not the latest list..
so how am i suppose to know my delay was approved?

After an intense 5 second of brain-storming, i came up with the decision to ..
Fuck it~ =)
Since they didnt gave a shit to inform me whether or not i have to go..
I might as well assume i was approved and need not go..
simple as that..
So with that, SUS#1 was out of the way..

SUS#2 (yes, this is gonna be a long post.. *smiles*)

Last week, my mum went on a trip to Korea for 1 week..
At first i thought it meant CF .. (Complete Freedom)
I had the car for one week.... i could drive to school... I can go anywhere i like... I can actually do anything i want!!

Wooo~!! What can be more fun than that??

Of course, it only took me one day to realize all that was just a fantasy.,.
At first, i thought driving to school would be so cool..
WRONG!!!!

I actually had to wake up an hour earlier to prepare myself because i need to be extra awake to drive a car ... If not, an accident was prone to happen..
Unlike when my mum was here, i could wake up at 8.30am and be ready by 8.45 for my 9 am class..
All i had to do was to take a shower, change , apply wax on my hair and then pop in the car..Styling my hair was always done in my car.. =)
If time permitted, i could even sleep in the car for 5 minutes..
All done in a mere 15 minutes..Try beating that!!!

Well of course, with my mum back now, i need not wake up so early and can go back to my lifestyle again...

thank goodness indeed..

SUS#3

This by far, was the thing that made me so pissed... so mad until i couldn't even blog about it because i would be so emotional and practically scold anyone...

And since its so emotional.. I decided not to post it..

Okok... before i end it, i would like start a new weekly sort of post.
In order to motivate myself to post in my blog at least once a week ,i decided to come up with the "STORY OF THE WEEK" post.

I'm sure you all can guess its content by the title..So, i shall now officially start the first.. Story Of The Week!!

SOTW#1

Cyber-fatty

Last Wednesday to my surprise, my "dear" friend gooi asked me out to Netcity..
honestly, i was shocked because everytime i mentioned the word" Netcity" or any words containing.."chiak eok, net, tau thia , khua peh"...
he would sure freak out and say "mai laaaa!!!"

But that day, Gooi actually asked me out for Net!!!

It was as if the Malaysian government finally acknowledge the marchans as useless pathetic shitheads who feed on us like parasites living of a piece of rotten meat..
Which of course in this case, we ARE the rotten meat.

After hearing Gooi's invitation ,i did any sane person would do..

"YES!!!!"

At first i thought it was gonna be a good day,
it was gonna be a night where we would all play dota and get close with each other again.
That was because for the past 3 weeks, Gooi and ah beh transformed into something evil and alien.

They had evolved themselves into the creature i call " CT" or better known as Calvin T**G, Im sure you know who that is..
Both of them had evolved into a 24/7 studying hybrid..They feed only on books and nothing else.. Handphones were like kryptonites to them, any invitations to go out would be replied with a stead-fast " Fuck off!"

*kneels down and prays* Thank god its OVER!!!!!

However, when i got to the place, i was disappointed to see that the place was full(again)..
I never knew i had to endure this sort of torture again..
Its always the same, everytime i go to Netcity, i would definitely have to wait!..
Every single Damn time!!!

It doesnt happen to me anywhere else except there.. Which of course pissed me off.

To make things worse, the cashier who was a cyber-fatty was super lansi and had the cb look which needed a punch onto it.

I waited for quite sometime until i was fed up, so i decided to go to the nearby stall to eat while waiting.
Before we left, we told the cyber-fatty to save 3 seats for us..
He replied with a

"ok, boss"

When we returned, his "ok boss" turned out to be a complete Bullshit!!
The place was still full and no seats were available..

I wasnt pissed anymore since i was expecting it to be full, but guess what the cyber-fatty said..
keep in note that this was what pissed me off.. Not because there was no places.

"Aiya~ just now so many place ..you all not here..i give to them d...now you come back..you all slow la.."

AAR FUCK YOU LA!! When i heard what the cyber-fatty said, i completely went from sane to crazy..
Niama!! If no place , fine!!
But whats this sort of nonsense reason?
To make things worse, he started to do his dumb face...

However my temper was still at a low level, so i refrained myself from doing anything..
i walked to my friend and watched him play..

After 15 minutes, he walked to me and said

"number 28"

Of course, i assumed that he meant that was my seat..so i went over and guess what i saw..
A girl seating there...
At first i felt weird so i thought maybe that cyber-fatty told me wrongly.. So i walk back to my friend and watch him play..

After a few minutes though, i knew that something was wrong...so i walk to him and asked him

me:hey, you got open for me or not?
cyber-fatty:open d la!
me:number 28?
cyber-fatty: * does his cb face* mmm
me: but there is someone sitting there
cyber-fatty: a girl rite? u ask her to move la... i open for u d..

*then he turns around and does his lc face again*

I walked to the 28 com and then placed my handphone there and asked the girl to move off...
Instead, her boyfriend comes to the "rescue" and acts like a Romeo

romeo-wannabe:i change the place for u d..u sit behind there
me: but the guy say my seat is here
romeo-wannabe: no no no..u sit there d

I was very pissed by now, so i just told him to play on and i walked away

me:lema chibye...mai ee liau la

then the romeo-wannabe heard me curse and turned around

romeo-wannabe: lu kan ha mi kan?

I turned around back and said

me: mm si kan lu..lu luan ha mi?
romeo-wannabe: haa...lu mai luan chu kan lor ka lu kong..
me:....

Just as i was about to counter, that cyber-fatty came and started shouting

cyber-fatty:Hoi!! What is the problem now?
me: problem is, you ask me to go to number 28. then the fella ask me to go to another come...im being asked to go here and there and i beh syok
cyber-fatty: he change com with you ma
me: never mind..i dun wanna play d

Then, he started to stare at me with his retarded indian eyes as if he wanted to eat me up..
I didnt care and look at my friend play and completely ignored him..

After 30 seconds, i looked up and realized that he was still staring at me..
Man, he sure damn hell is persistent.. So i stared back and told him..

me:i ...dont...want..to play...anymore

He slowly walks back to the counter but never fails to glance back at me every 3 foot-steps..

1..2..3.. looks back..1....2..3... looks back..1...2...3.... looks back

Of course, i felt damn pissed and soon asked ah beh to fetch me back..
Before i left, i glanced back and realized that he was still staring at me ..
But this time , he had a cigarette in his mouth..
I didnt know what he was trying to prove but he sure doesnt look cool at all

Try imagining a fat indian in a batik sort of shirt and smoking a cigarette..
Only one word: LMAO!!

vHealth Tips

2007-06-09T14:40:00.000+08:00

Honestly, How many people nowadays care about how their hair looks and its condition??
I'm sure everyone wishes to have great hair and also not be bald when they reach a certain age..
This happens to guys most of the time.. Especially the M-style hair.. Damn!! i can go to any coffee shop and there will be that M-hair ...

For those who dun know what M-hair is..
Heres a pic of it:

See the M? I even drew out the M, so you definitely can see...
Im sure most of you all have seen this hairstyle before..
Well, now you know what its called..

M-hair!!

So anyway, I was going through my mums magazine when i found this pretty interesting article and decided to share with you all..
Vegemaster always share~ YES~!! Im kind!!

So. prepare to learn something today!!
For those who already know, please dun keh lan gau here k!!

Facts of our hair:

1.Should we wash our hair?
The answer apparently is.....NO!!
Stress and hormonal changes can trigger excess oil production, which in turn, trap dirt, making the scalp smelly. Dirt, sweat, smoke, chlorine or other matters are also 'caught' in our hair and settles in the scalp. Thus, we should focus on washing our scalp while our hair only needs a gentle rinse as the shampoo and water run through it.

So the next time some moron asks you.. "Hey, do you wash your hair??"
You know what to answer la..

2.Does your hair smell?
Once again the answer is....NO!!

The odour coming from unwashed hair is not due to dirty hair or dead cells but an unwashed scalp due to the bacteria that breeds and feeds off the oil on our scalp.

So, your hair doesnt smell!! Its YOU!!

3.Isnt a vigorous scrub good for your hair?
*yawns* No lar!!

If we forcefully massage or scratch our scalp during shampooing, we may over stimulate the oil glands in our hair roots and trigger excessive oil production, wound the scalp and cause flaking.The right way to shampoo is by gently massaging the scalp with your fingertips.

So, scrubbing your hair so hard doesnt help ...It worsens..

4. Doesnt alot of lather make the hair cleaner?
If you thought the answer was YES.. Then you are apparently an idiot!! LMAO!! Its NO!!

Many supermarkets brands use cheap but harshful surfactants like SLS/SLES to produce lather. These foaming agents can cause allergies, discolouration and hair loss. Therefore, always choose a shampoo with high quality surfactants and natural ingredients.

Just like me, I'm suing the Boots shampoo that is a non-build up formula..
However, i do agree that shampoo with alot of foam tends to be more fun to use..

5. Should we apply the conditioner all over our head?
I'm sure most girls will know the answer...

Apply the conditioner to hair's mid-lengths and ends as this is where hair is older and require more moisture. older hair that has been subjected to heated styling aids, constant brushing and exposure to the sun and wind needs extra care. the scalp root is new and lubricated by natural oils.

If you still dont know the answer... Its No
6. Cant you just rub your hair till its dry?
Ok...personally i thought the answer was YES.. But its actually a NO..

Hair swells when its wet- it loses elasticity and is at its most vulnerable. Thus, excessive rubbing, toweling, pulling, combing and styling when hair is wet will weaken and tangle hair, causing it to break easily and the scalp to flake. So, use a wide tooth comb to separate the hair and let it dry naturally.

7.Cant i perform 100 brush strokes on my hair daily?
NO NO NO NO!!! Its NO!!

Brushing massages the scalp, encourages blood flow, removes loose scales and tangle, and distributes sebum evenly through the hair. However, over-brushing may make hair greasy as it stimulates more sebum production, damages the hair and scalp and cause HAIR LOSS!!

So guys/girls who are experiencing hair loss.. you know whats the problem now!!
Comb more la!!! "smart" dou sei~

Summary:

You dont wash your hair
Your hair doesnt smell..
Vigorous scrubbing isnt good for your hair
Alot of lather doesnt make the hair cleaner.. (although its much more fun)
You dont have to apply conditioner over your whole head...Only morons do that
Dont rub your hair too hard
Dont brush your hair too often

Ok~ i hope you've learned something new today..
So start caring for your hair today like the tips above..
and you might not lose all your hair before you're 50 and be bald..

Great hair or bald.. You choose it yourself..

Cool artworks..

2007-06-05T01:27:00.000+08:00

Now..if you were to be given a piece of A4 paper..what will you do with it?
Besides writing on it of course..and to turn it into something creative..

Personally, the only thing i can do on a piece of blank paper would be:

1.Write on it
2.Fold paper plane
3.Fold paper roses (learned this not long ago)
4.crush into a paper ball and throw at annoying people

However this guy over here, Peter Callesen has managed to turn a simple piece of A4 paper..into something creative and yet so simple which makes me wonder WHY didn't i think of it first??!!!

Here are some of his astonishing works..

I like the castle paper cut the most...It looks very detailed and not to mention, Extremely hard to make..

Peter must be like me, bored till he has nothing better to do than cut papers...
Well, at least he actually manages to make something out of his time..
Unlike me..*looks at the paper roses and bracelet* Diuz!!

For more information, you can check out the website here..

So, go cut some paper now!!!

Vegemaster does handicrafts!!!

2007-06-01T14:09:00.000+08:00

-phone call-
Me: Hey.. What are you doing now??
Pookyma: I'm in Lot 10
Me:..Huh?? What?? You are at what??
pookyma: I'm at LOT 10!!!
me: *MCH* When did you go to KL???
pookyma: I just arrived la... Will be back on Sunday
me:....... *ccb* nvm then...bye

Duuu....duuu.....duuuu....duu...

Seriously..I have never felt this way before..But starting from today.. I'm Gonna HATE and Condemn all holidays!!!

MCH~!!! This one-week sem brek is really the worst break i ever had...
One week of boredom and nothing to do..

Everyone seems to be so busy and no time for anything at all...
Some went on holiday to KL, some MORONS studying 24/7 , some idiots would rather stay at home counting the flies on his room and many more crappy stuff~

I'm in a pretty BAD mood now..Thats because i have been living the same day for 4 days continuously ..Just in case you're curious..I've mad a time-table for ya..

Interesting lifestyle for 4 days in a row rite?? it Sucks la!!
Right now, I am so jealous towards to people who are working now because at least they are doing something!!!
I'd rather go sit in the office then being at home doing nothing... At least i get paid at the end of the month...
But then again, i know that I'll definitely wish for the opposite once i'm in the office...Aihz!! What a dilemma... Is this really life??? Isnt life suppose to be fun??

Everyone told me that life is fun when i was a child.. Morons!! They seem to have conveniently left out the word "Boredom".. Diuzz~ and also "work-stress".

Yesterday night however, my genius brain of mine managed to think of something to do...
Handicrafts!!!!

Yes!! I am actually that bored until i'm making handicrafts!!!
Not those that require wood carving or heavy equipments of course... just simple bracelets and handmade gifts...

What do you expect? Vegemaster making a tree-house??

Honestly though, it was kind of fun because :

1.its free
2.its made 100% on your own
3.it can definitely KILL time!!

The first thing i made was of course the easy one: bracelets..
I'm definitely sure most of you will be shocked by HOW and WHAT it is made of.. lolz
Cause i was shocked myself at first too.. But turns out.. It works..
As for the appearance..erm...As long as it kills time, Who cares!!!

So, heres what the bracelet is made of:

YES!! Staples!!
And here's how the "bracelet" looks in the end:

Looks kinda weird to me...I'm not even sure if I'm ever gonna wear it ..
But its still a handmade bracelet...

Time-killed:15 minutes

The second handicraft i did was abit harder..

Yeap!! Paper Roses!! Dont be fooled by its appearance k, Its damn hard to fold and the first few roses i made were actually dead roses..

So far, i've only made 2 because I got lazy and went to play DotA instead..
However as you can see, the outcome is not bad and quite nice too..
Beats a real rose anytime because this doesnt cost much.. And its way more cooler and sincere to make your own roses ...

Heres a video clip i found on Youtube that shows you how to fold it..
Its kinda detailed so you can follow the steps he's doing..

Just like me, i paused the clip every 4 seconds to copy the steps and then play...and pause..and play...and pause...

Time-killed:20minutes per rose

So, you can just try it out..Or better still~
Pack your bags, make sure all the gas is turned off....off the lights...Make sure someone feeds your pet..Switch on your Anti-theft system and go for a Holiday!!!

Annoying weather and "GOD"

2007-05-30T15:28:00.000+08:00

This morning when i woke up..i was pretty sure that it was raining..
But now just after a few hours..i am already sweating and feeling darn hot...
Is it because of global warming? or a bunch of machan farting at the same time causing the rise in temperature?? either one..its still a Diuzzzz

For the whole morning, Ive been trying to upload a new song to my blog..
But strangely..it keeps failing....Then, just as i was about to upload it for the 90th time..i noticed a small red line underneath the file..

"Please upload a valid .mp3 file" ..

Mch~!!..it turns out that the file was in .wma format...Which explains why it failed to upload.. triple Diuz..
Really a waste of time..Why couldn't i see the red words earlier?!!!

Last night i couldn't sleep at all.. I was rolling on my bed from 2am till 4 am doing nothing except rolling.. I'm sure if u had placed a pancake under me...it would be the worlds thinnest pancake..

So i woke up and walked to my computer to surf the net again..
Not that i was asleep anyway~

In the end, i was in front of my com from 3am till 5am downloading programs and utilities that are suppose to "enhance" your computer's performance and speed..
Registry mechanic, spysweeper...etc etc...the list never ends..

It could have just ended there but Damn~!! All the software needed cd keys and registration...
It enabled you to detect how many corrupted files u have in your com but wouldn't clean for u because you have to register first...

I was pretty pissed because it was clearly stated as "freeware" but it still required people to buy the registry code.. mch!!

So i did what every teenager-who-couldnt-sleep-in-the-middle-of-the-night would do..
I went to Google and type: Registry key crack codes [ENTER]

Wahlaa!!! And there you are~... Unlimited codes and cracks to softwares that you've never even heard of..

That is what i call ..The power of Searchbars!!

I still have 5 days of holiday left..
So somebody!!! ANYBODY!!! Please DO recommend me a book or a movie worth watching so that i can kill some time..

I'm really SICK of playing Flash games the whole day on www.killsometime.com
Sooner or later..its not only time i'll kill but including me..

Another thing I've been doing the past few days was also chatting..
However, i wasnt chatting in MSN with another person or sian chat lou..

It was iGod~
Ever heard of it before?? Its actually a program design to chat with people who are too bored and just wants to have a great laugh..
Of course its funny lar.. Who in the world would response :

"I'm glad you feel that way" to a simple "Fuck you!!" ??

But then...trust me, it also sucks in the end.. because i actually chatted with it for 30 minutes..
and i was amused for the first 3 minutes...The remaining 27 minutes however, wasnt funny because the program was designed to annoy you..
And apparently.. it succeeded on me!!

It was like:

Me:What is 1+1?
iGod: which one? you meant this one or that one?

For those who are as bored as me.. You can try it ~ iGod
Or, you can just add me and chat with me instead .. lol

Rings for the single...

2007-05-29T18:59:00.000+08:00

I just cant help but to admire the world we live in now..
Everyday there is always something new... It really does make life so enjoyable and creative..
Imagine how lucky we are compared to the old cavemen where all they had to do was eat shit and sleep..
Well actually, there are still people doing it ..but we'll talk about that some other time..

Anyway, i was reading a magazine just now and i came across something that caught my eye..
Its called the Singelringen..
Can you guess what it means??

Obviously..it has something to do with the word "single" and also a "ring"...
Put those 2 words together and you'll get...
SINGELRINGEN!!

ok, so its actually a ring that is specially made for singles..
Sounds kinda lame but its also quite unique in a way..

This unisex ring, featuring a turqoise color acrylic layer shining over a silver band, is worn on the right hand or on a neck chain as the opposite of a wedding ring, to signify that the wearer is single. On the inside of each ring is inscribed a unique registration number.

The founder of Singelringen, Johan Wahlbäck was apparently enjoying his single life when he suddenly thought of this idea..
Rings for the single..Hmm~! How creative can a person get??
I seriously wonder though...Is he still single or not??

Anyway here's the website .. SINGELRINGEN..

I'm sure that its not something special or unknown... I bet most of you all actually even know of it way before me.

Then again..Better to post something than to not post anything rite??